John Hilsen
@johnhilsen.bsky.social
Composer. Music on Spotify or wherever you stream your music.
That's great. Big supporters of you guys. I'm hoping USR gets the option to enable multiple lives, as the platforming is harder to control/learn than UCH, so new players spend a lot of time sitting out dead.
December 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
That's great. Big supporters of you guys. I'm hoping USR gets the option to enable multiple lives, as the platforming is harder to control/learn than UCH, so new players spend a lot of time sitting out dead.
Did you have the same reaction to Paul?
I regret to inform everyone that all the animatronics on the log chute at Mall of America are dead. #moa #mallofamerica #minnesota #themepark #rides #animatronic
TikTok video by John Hilsen
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November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Did you have the same reaction to Paul?
No fun. No fun at all.
September 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
No fun. No fun at all.
People with spoons that are all the exact same: why would you do that? Would you want all your kids to be the exact same? No--you want to have a favorite.
July 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
People with spoons that are all the exact same: why would you do that? Would you want all your kids to be the exact same? No--you want to have a favorite.
Actually, I'm not sure this is true any more (I took a nap).
May 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Actually, I'm not sure this is true any more (I took a nap).
No, they filmed every take perfectly.
January 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
No, they filmed every take perfectly.
“Why are you a child?”
“Because of when I was born.”
“Because of when I was born.”
January 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
“Why are you a child?”
“Because of when I was born.”
“Because of when I was born.”
The video's even worse than the picture.
January 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The video's even worse than the picture.
Don't spoil what happens in season 20, I'm still on season 19.
January 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Don't spoil what happens in season 20, I'm still on season 19.
Were you really so bored by The Lord of the Rings that you decided to watch water boil instead?
December 29, 2024 at 5:07 AM
Were you really so bored by The Lord of the Rings that you decided to watch water boil instead?
I'm sorry this happened to you.
December 12, 2024 at 3:46 AM
I'm sorry this happened to you.
This is what you've been doing with your day off? (I approve.)
December 3, 2024 at 12:59 AM
This is what you've been doing with your day off? (I approve.)