John Kreuzer
@johnkreuzer.bsky.social
I'm hoping to have fun on social media again. Looking for my old school friends from that "other site". Love talking music, sports, movies, TV, and cybersecurity. #GoDucks #RedSox
Only 5-6 years and he like them to be dating.
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Only 5-6 years and he like them to be dating.
The referees in the Oregon vs. Iowa game today...
a man wearing sunglasses and holding a cane in a hallway with imgplay at the bottom
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and holding a cane in a hallway with imgplay at the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The referees in the Oregon vs. Iowa game today...
What a LAME video...
November 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
What a LAME video...
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When you desperately want to starve Americans:
November 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
When you desperately want to starve Americans:
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This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.
October 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.
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This story from @lorenzofb.bsky.social is absolutely wild. Totally worth a read!
techcrunch.com/2025/10/21/a...
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Exclusive: Apple alerts exploit developer that his iPhone was targeted with government spyware
A developer at Trenchant, a leading Western spyware and zero-day maker, was suspected of leaking company tools and was fired. Weeks later, Apple notified him that his personal iPhone was targeted with...
techcrunch.com
October 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
This story from @lorenzofb.bsky.social is absolutely wild. Totally worth a read!
techcrunch.com/2025/10/21/a...
techcrunch.com/2025/10/21/a...
I spent some time this morning on my letter home from the "frontline" in Portland...
September 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I spent some time this morning on my letter home from the "frontline" in Portland...
I walk around downtown Portland all the time. The city is not being destroyed...
Trump threatens to deploy the National Guard to Portland, citing something he saw on TV last night
September 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I walk around downtown Portland all the time. The city is not being destroyed...
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi were walking with a stroller. I don't remember how the rest of it goes, but Donald Trump is a pedophile.
Someone abandoned their double stroller at the rideshare pickup in SDF.
Help me make up the backstory for why (the more ridiculous, the better).
Help me make up the backstory for why (the more ridiculous, the better).
September 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi were walking with a stroller. I don't remember how the rest of it goes, but Donald Trump is a pedophile.
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August 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Says my flight departed at 7:46 p.m. but it is 9:01 p.m. and we are still on the tarmac.
What gives, Alaska Airlines?
Padding your stats?
What gives, Alaska Airlines?
Padding your stats?
July 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Says my flight departed at 7:46 p.m. but it is 9:01 p.m. and we are still on the tarmac.
What gives, Alaska Airlines?
Padding your stats?
What gives, Alaska Airlines?
Padding your stats?
Damnit. I thought Virgina Foxx was dead already. What a disappointment.
July 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Damnit. I thought Virgina Foxx was dead already. What a disappointment.
Hal Lambert looks like he should be driving a windowless white van selling "ice cream" to children...
June 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Hal Lambert looks like he should be driving a windowless white van selling "ice cream" to children...
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Rick Derringer, who sang the hit songs “Hang On Sloopy” and “Rock and Roll, Hoochie Koo” in a music career that spanned several decades and also included collaborations with Hulk Hogan and Weird Al Yankovic, died on Monday. He was 77.
Rick Derringer, 77, Who Sang ‘Hang On Sloopy’ and ‘Rock and Roll, Hoochie Koo,’ Dies
www.nytimes.com
May 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Rick Derringer, who sang the hit songs “Hang On Sloopy” and “Rock and Roll, Hoochie Koo” in a music career that spanned several decades and also included collaborations with Hulk Hogan and Weird Al Yankovic, died on Monday. He was 77.
@chashundley.bsky.social
Sending a couple of photos I took from the accident on 26 yesterday. Didn't realize one vehicle went down the embankment. Only saw what looked to be a part of a minivan that had been completely ripped apart.
Sending a couple of photos I took from the accident on 26 yesterday. Didn't realize one vehicle went down the embankment. Only saw what looked to be a part of a minivan that had been completely ripped apart.
May 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
@chashundley.bsky.social
Sending a couple of photos I took from the accident on 26 yesterday. Didn't realize one vehicle went down the embankment. Only saw what looked to be a part of a minivan that had been completely ripped apart.
Sending a couple of photos I took from the accident on 26 yesterday. Didn't realize one vehicle went down the embankment. Only saw what looked to be a part of a minivan that had been completely ripped apart.
If no one does a cartoon of George Wendt, walking through the gates of Heaven as everyone yells, "Norm," I'm going to be very disappointed!
RIP Norm...
RIP Norm...
George Wendt, the actor and comedian best known for playing Norm Peterson on the classic sitcom "Cheers," has died. He was 76.
More on his life and legacy: rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
More on his life and legacy: rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
May 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If no one does a cartoon of George Wendt, walking through the gates of Heaven as everyone yells, "Norm," I'm going to be very disappointed!
RIP Norm...
RIP Norm...
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More than 200 flights from and into Newark Airport had been delayed as of Monday morning. Disruptions have prompted United Airlines to cut nearly three dozen round-trip flights per day at the New Jersey airport. We explain what's going on. nyti.ms/42L2aKE
May 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
More than 200 flights from and into Newark Airport had been delayed as of Monday morning. Disruptions have prompted United Airlines to cut nearly three dozen round-trip flights per day at the New Jersey airport. We explain what's going on. nyti.ms/42L2aKE
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NEW: Tulsi Gabbard, now the US director of national intelligence, used the same easily cracked password for different online accounts including a personal Gmail account and Dropbox over a period of years, leaked records reviewed by WIRED reveal.
Tulsi Gabbard Reused the Same Weak Password on Multiple Accounts for Years
Tulsi Gabbard, now the US director of national intelligence, used the same easily cracked password for different online accounts including a personal Gmail account and Dropbox over a period of years, ...
www.wired.com
May 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
NEW: Tulsi Gabbard, now the US director of national intelligence, used the same easily cracked password for different online accounts including a personal Gmail account and Dropbox over a period of years, leaked records reviewed by WIRED reveal.
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On Tuesday morning near RSAC, I'll be presenting with at a fireside chat with @secitup.bsky.social with IANS. We'll be talking about where you should (and probably shouldn't) use AI in your security operations, with specific examples and lessons learned. Join us!
www.iansresearch.com/ians-at-rsa-...
www.iansresearch.com/ians-at-rsa-...
IANS at RSA in 2025
Join thousands of your peers at RSA Conference 2025 in San Francisco from April 28 – May 1.
www.iansresearch.com
April 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
On Tuesday morning near RSAC, I'll be presenting with at a fireside chat with @secitup.bsky.social with IANS. We'll be talking about where you should (and probably shouldn't) use AI in your security operations, with specific examples and lessons learned. Join us!
www.iansresearch.com/ians-at-rsa-...
www.iansresearch.com/ians-at-rsa-...