Good’s last words to the ICE agent: “That’s fine. I’m not mad at you.”

His to her, after shooting her in the face: “Fuckin’ bitch.”

Jed immediately proved himself (after reading this probably) by signing a 32 yr old guy (with a decent ERA) who doesn’t throw hard, historically walks a ton of guys, and rarely gets strikeouts. He also has back issues. There’s pretty much no way this doesn’t work.

I’ve never despised a Cub player more and I was there for Milton Bradley.

He’s really overestimating what a fan base will tolerate for a mediocre-at-best infielder. He’s definitely in alignment with crappy MAGA owners though.

More of a frenemy, actually.

This article is gold, Andy! GOLD!

This never happens for us. This usually happens to us. Wow.

What a game. What a team. Just wow.

After sprinting roughly 3 miles in the 4th Q, he still had enough juice for the kill shot. Wow.

This is Bert Jones erasure.