John M Danskin🐸
@johnmdanskin.bsky.social
I used to design GPUs. Now I mostly sail. He/him. 🏳️🌈
9 years experimenting to see how much people will pay for campari and vermouth?
February 13, 2026 at 10:18 PM
9 years experimenting to see how much people will pay for campari and vermouth?
Sorry, I didn't mean to look at your red, uh, red, red, uh red breast.
February 13, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Sorry, I didn't mean to look at your red, uh, red, red, uh red breast.
Wait, is "ta-tas" a boomer thing now?
February 13, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Wait, is "ta-tas" a boomer thing now?
Dementia means having the same conversation over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.
February 13, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Dementia means having the same conversation over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.
Repeatedly elected moronic leaders, and several countries are in danger of electing leaders nearly as bad as ours 🇺🇸. In democratic countries, we have to say that the people are morons, and that it is just amazing that we occasionally get a decent leader by mistake.
February 13, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Repeatedly elected moronic leaders, and several countries are in danger of electing leaders nearly as bad as ours 🇺🇸. In democratic countries, we have to say that the people are morons, and that it is just amazing that we occasionally get a decent leader by mistake.
In practical terms, communism was the advertising jingle we used to fire up our own populations. They were actually more dangerous after communism, and our advertising jingle was obsolete, so we lost interest while they were still dangerous.
February 13, 2026 at 5:18 PM
In practical terms, communism was the advertising jingle we used to fire up our own populations. They were actually more dangerous after communism, and our advertising jingle was obsolete, so we lost interest while they were still dangerous.
TBH, Russia, the core of the Soviet Union, is alive and well, has succeeded in destabilizing the entire western liberal order, seems to have serious kompromat on the American president, and has significantly weakened NATO. Practically speaking, your textbook was right.
February 13, 2026 at 4:52 PM
TBH, Russia, the core of the Soviet Union, is alive and well, has succeeded in destabilizing the entire western liberal order, seems to have serious kompromat on the American president, and has significantly weakened NATO. Practically speaking, your textbook was right.
I am imagining the mountain lion's review of Chez Rosner. I am imagining something generally positive, but wondering about the risk of insufficient salt.
February 13, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I am imagining the mountain lion's review of Chez Rosner. I am imagining something generally positive, but wondering about the risk of insufficient salt.
Forget the cocaine. RFK would snort the actual seat.
February 13, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Forget the cocaine. RFK would snort the actual seat.
What? You just said you just had 3 vacations.
February 13, 2026 at 12:37 AM
What? You just said you just had 3 vacations.
People forget that around 1.5B people didn't walk out of Africa.
February 12, 2026 at 10:55 PM
People forget that around 1.5B people didn't walk out of Africa.
I support public funding for King Charles' transition, so that we can go back to saying "Her Majesty's Secret Service", as God intended.
February 12, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I support public funding for King Charles' transition, so that we can go back to saying "Her Majesty's Secret Service", as God intended.
We have his and hers kitchens. My wife has induction. She has switched from cast iron to carbon steel because steel is thinner and lighter. Induction heats so evenly, that her carbon steel heats more evenly than my gas powered cast iron.
February 12, 2026 at 7:56 PM
We have his and hers kitchens. My wife has induction. She has switched from cast iron to carbon steel because steel is thinner and lighter. Induction heats so evenly, that her carbon steel heats more evenly than my gas powered cast iron.
Hot air dirigibles exist. I think they'd need 6x the volume of a hydrogen dirigible. That would be 3.3x the cross section, which would be bad in the wind. 2x the cross section of a helium dirigible.
February 12, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Hot air dirigibles exist. I think they'd need 6x the volume of a hydrogen dirigible. That would be 3.3x the cross section, which would be bad in the wind. 2x the cross section of a helium dirigible.
Concentrate on the glorious 3 days.
February 12, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Concentrate on the glorious 3 days.
They were their own worst enemies.
February 11, 2026 at 7:26 PM
They were their own worst enemies.
And then when the hot dog eaters all die of congestive heart failure, the taco eaters can take joy in their culture.
February 11, 2026 at 7:20 PM
And then when the hot dog eaters all die of congestive heart failure, the taco eaters can take joy in their culture.
I have a titanium spork that doesn't fold in my EDC (if I am bringing a backpack) bag. I suppose it might be cooler if it folded, but it is still A TITANIUM SPORK!
February 11, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I have a titanium spork that doesn't fold in my EDC (if I am bringing a backpack) bag. I suppose it might be cooler if it folded, but it is still A TITANIUM SPORK!
Bondi has demonstrated that she was serious, and able, in her commitment to corruption, and the protection of rich and powerful pedophiles.
These are the qualifications that mattered to this administration.
Pam continues to deliver.
I hope to see her in orange.
These are the qualifications that mattered to this administration.
Pam continues to deliver.
I hope to see her in orange.
February 11, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Bondi has demonstrated that she was serious, and able, in her commitment to corruption, and the protection of rich and powerful pedophiles.
These are the qualifications that mattered to this administration.
Pam continues to deliver.
I hope to see her in orange.
These are the qualifications that mattered to this administration.
Pam continues to deliver.
I hope to see her in orange.
More olympic events.
February 9, 2026 at 8:50 PM
More olympic events.
Have you visited a place called Manhattan where it is practically impossible to get decaffeinated coffee because everyone is so impossibly cool that they would never touch decaf? It's worth a visit.
February 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Have you visited a place called Manhattan where it is practically impossible to get decaffeinated coffee because everyone is so impossibly cool that they would never touch decaf? It's worth a visit.