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John M Danskin @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 36m

4X Jest is not Infinite. Try harder.

John M Danskin @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 40m

Sauron to speak on the search for the dark lord. $200 at your local community center.

John M Danskin @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 41m

Peter Thiel looking for the antichrist is like me trying to find my glasses when I am wearing them.

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John M Danskin @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 49m

My wife told her mother to rank plants in her garden according to how much she loves them, and how much trouble they are, so she can dispose of the high maintenance,yet unlovable plants.

Why does this make me nervous?

John M Danskin @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 1h

www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Utah loves Trump. It didn’t stop him from taking a chainsaw to one of its largest employers.

What happened when Elon & Co. started slashing?

www.motherjones.com

John M Danskin @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 15h

I was reading Doonesbury in highschool, and now I'm retired, and Gary is still drawing the strip. WTF Gary?

I had to remind myself about Andy, but I remember now.

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John M Danskin @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 19h

Omg, I remember, from like 100 years ago. That's (barely) stored in my fossilized fornix.

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John M Danskin @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 20h

Roland B Hedley Jr.
Doonesbury war correspondent, who dresses as if he were crawling through a jungle in Vietnam, no matter where he is.

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John M Danskin @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 20h

Remember when the USSR fell apart partly because they couldn't pay the troops?

Looking forward to living in the free state of Rhode Island.

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John M Danskin @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 20h

The NYT should send some war correspondents to embed themselves in a Portland pilates class and report on the hellscape.

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John M Danskin @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 1d

The leading lady had this advice framed, and hung it in dressing rooms all over the world, finally having it engraved on her funerary monument.

John M Danskin @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 1d

Peter Thiel is uniquely qualified to identify the antichrist.

OJ Simpson saying "I found the real killer this morning... He lives in a mirror."

John M Danskin @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 1d

Thiel looking for the antichrist

OJ Simpson picture with "I found the real killer this morning... He lives in a mirror" caption.

John M Danskin @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 1d

Trump trying to figure out how to get the Nobel committee into a boat.

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John M Danskin @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 1d

But look, if we can get the committee into a boat, Pete can take care of this for you.

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John M Danskin @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 1d

The group will be here for you when you hit bottom: waking up in a gutter with half an unfrosted poptart, not even knowing if it's one of the good kinds.

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John M Danskin @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 1d

I worked hard to understand your joke. Frogs were irritating to Dionysus, so ICE is clearly toast.

Thank you for forcing me to learn about this play.

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John M Danskin @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 2d

Good on you for seeking help for your affliction. I hope that the group can help you find your way to pop-tarts which are appropriately frosted.

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John M Danskin @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 2d

*barracks 🙄

John M Danskin @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 2d

If Russian tanks roll into Germany, is the Bundeswehr prohibited from defending the territory? Do they stay in the barraks and say "welp, they are inside Germany, so this is a police matter."?

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John M Danskin @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 2d

Oops, washed your ICE uniform together with a pink shirt. Also a ton of pink dye. Sorreeeee!

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John M Danskin @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 2d

Miatas are awesome. Cheap to buy. Cheap to own. Incredible handling.

And, just like a Ferrari, you can't do $15,000 worth of damage to a Miata.

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John M Danskin @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 2d

We call that gender affirming care nowadays.

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John M Danskin @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 2d

I see a heavily armored 8 wheel drive bugeye sprite.

A normal bugeye sprite. It's a red english sports car from 1959.

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John M Danskin @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 2d

Did Noem think Bovino's todger was a puppy? Terrible way to have your groin injured.

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