John M Danskin🐸
@johnmdanskin.bsky.social
I used to design GPUs. Now I mostly sail. He/him. 🏳️🌈
I had thought that after I retired, I'd be done with deadlines, yet here I am, struggling to finish breakfast before lunchtime. The struggle is real.
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I had thought that after I retired, I'd be done with deadlines, yet here I am, struggling to finish breakfast before lunchtime. The struggle is real.
I've been married long enough to know that she isn't laughing with me.
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I've been married long enough to know that she isn't laughing with me.
Obviously traveling with Krazy glue is a good idea, but it turns out that the low pressure in an airplane can cause it to escape containment inside your luggage. Which is an eventuality that some people hadn't thought through completely.
November 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Obviously traveling with Krazy glue is a good idea, but it turns out that the low pressure in an airplane can cause it to escape containment inside your luggage. Which is an eventuality that some people hadn't thought through completely.
If your door knocker is 15 feet off the ground, what do you do if someone uses it?
November 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
If your door knocker is 15 feet off the ground, what do you do if someone uses it?
Traveling
Friday: apologize to a Danish guy for threatening to invade.
Saturday: apologize to a Canadian couple for threatening to invade.
Hope I don't run into any Venezuelans or Columbians.
Friday: apologize to a Danish guy for threatening to invade.
Saturday: apologize to a Canadian couple for threatening to invade.
Hope I don't run into any Venezuelans or Columbians.
November 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Traveling
Friday: apologize to a Danish guy for threatening to invade.
Saturday: apologize to a Canadian couple for threatening to invade.
Hope I don't run into any Venezuelans or Columbians.
Friday: apologize to a Danish guy for threatening to invade.
Saturday: apologize to a Canadian couple for threatening to invade.
Hope I don't run into any Venezuelans or Columbians.
After today's news, is Monica frantically gargling mouthwash?
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
After today's news, is Monica frantically gargling mouthwash?
Drink?
Museo Larco, Lima
Museo Larco, Lima
November 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Drink?
Museo Larco, Lima
Museo Larco, Lima
Pre-Columbian Peruvian male with either a corn beer or an iPhone.
November 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Pre-Columbian Peruvian male with either a corn beer or an iPhone.
Peru and Montenegro are at the pinnacle of lemonade.
These are Peruvian corn kernels, dried, rehydrated, boiled, and dried. "Mote".
These are Peruvian corn kernels, dried, rehydrated, boiled, and dried. "Mote".
November 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Peru and Montenegro are at the pinnacle of lemonade.
These are Peruvian corn kernels, dried, rehydrated, boiled, and dried. "Mote".
These are Peruvian corn kernels, dried, rehydrated, boiled, and dried. "Mote".
Apropos of nothing, women make the workplace better.
November 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Apropos of nothing, women make the workplace better.
My use of profanity is boring, repetitive, and unimaginative. I apologize. I will attempt to use a larger vocabulary in the future.
@johnmdanskin.bsky.social has swears! They've used 119 profanities in their last 2,344 posts.
🥇 "fuck" (24 times)
🥈 "fucking" (14 times)
🥉 "dick" (11 times)
🥇 "fuck" (24 times)
🥈 "fucking" (14 times)
🥉 "dick" (11 times)
November 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
My use of profanity is boring, repetitive, and unimaginative. I apologize. I will attempt to use a larger vocabulary in the future.
November 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Was wondering why memory palaces don't work for me. I had no idea that 96+%of you-all could see stuff in your heads. Weird.
news.exeter.ac.uk/faculty-of-h...
news.exeter.ac.uk/faculty-of-h...
A decade of aphantasia research: what we’ve learned about people who can’t visualise
People who can’t visualise an image in their mind’s eye are less likely to remember the details of important past personal events or to recognise faces, according to a review of nearly ten years of
news.exeter.ac.uk
November 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Was wondering why memory palaces don't work for me. I had no idea that 96+%of you-all could see stuff in your heads. Weird.
news.exeter.ac.uk/faculty-of-h...
news.exeter.ac.uk/faculty-of-h...
I had my pajama shirt on backwards all night and nobody told me.
November 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I had my pajama shirt on backwards all night and nobody told me.
Omg
This is amazing. And it’s truly the stuff of nightmares.
October 31, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Omg
Is Mike Johnson too busy watching porn with his son to keep up with the news?
Q: Just last week a minister was shot directly in the face with a pepper round by a DHS agent that left his face bloodied. Are you concerned that this is a religious freedom issue?
MIKE JOHNSON: I can't comment on any of those instances. I haven't seen or heard any of those videos
MIKE JOHNSON: I can't comment on any of those instances. I haven't seen or heard any of those videos
October 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Is Mike Johnson too busy watching porn with his son to keep up with the news?
Is the porn monitoring software Mike Johnson shares with his son, so they can watch the same porn at the same time, together?
October 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Is the porn monitoring software Mike Johnson shares with his son, so they can watch the same porn at the same time, together?
This headline is incorrect. Trump's MRI did not spark concern. Trump's MRI kindled hope.
October 28, 2025 at 1:17 PM
This headline is incorrect. Trump's MRI did not spark concern. Trump's MRI kindled hope.
This is someone who has never seen a dentata in action.
October 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
This is someone who has never seen a dentata in action.
The fact that Trump went Independence Day on the White House means that soon, a down on his luck, heroic, highly caffeinated alcoholic veteran will fly a fighter plane up Trump's ass. I don't make the rules.
October 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The fact that Trump went Independence Day on the White House means that soon, a down on his luck, heroic, highly caffeinated alcoholic veteran will fly a fighter plane up Trump's ass. I don't make the rules.
You know how someone who wants you to go somewhere, comes to "talk about when we are leaving", when they mean "we are leaving now"?
October 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
You know how someone who wants you to go somewhere, comes to "talk about when we are leaving", when they mean "we are leaving now"?
Reposting so that more people are alerted that calling it the Epstein Ballroom would be disrespectful.
My God won’t somebody stop this Epstein Ballroom madness?!
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Reposting so that more people are alerted that calling it the Epstein Ballroom would be disrespectful.
This kidnapper, rapist, murderer looks really horrible. Someone should start a pool on when Trump will pardon him so he can join ICE.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
US man accused of keeping four adults in basement also faces murder charges
South Carolina man is now charged with murder of 49-year-old woman, as well as criminal sexual conduct
www.theguardian.com
October 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
This kidnapper, rapist, murderer looks really horrible. Someone should start a pool on when Trump will pardon him so he can join ICE.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...