here's today's post: "elderly golfer clownfucks his way out of another imaginary crisis"
reality’s calling, Donny — pick up the phone.
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pro tip: if you said nothing when Donald Trump pardoned donors, cronies, extended family members and war criminals, then sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up about Joe Biden pardoning his own son. just put a fucking sock in it

just fucking block me yourself, you insignificant idiot. cut out the middleman and quit whining about it

do I have this right? Joe Biden is expected to run a letter-perfect presidency and Kamala Harris was expected to run a flawless campaign, but Donald Trump is allowed to shit all over everything we hold dear, and the press can't even be bothered to take notice? what in the actual fuck

here's today's post: "Joe Biden pardoned his son Hunter — and every Republican lost their shit" — sit your hypocritical asses down and shut the fuck up.
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a good feature here would be the ability to see a person's posts in your feed, but not their reposts

your reminder that Republicans believe there should be no laws or restrictions on guns whatsoever, unless it's Hunter Biden, in which case he should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law for a minor infraction. don't even try to think about this or your hypocrisy meter will fucking explode

Twitter is basically the used condom of social media.