Johnny Johnson
@johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social
Engineer. Lurched uncontrollably to create collections of: watches, fountain pens, kitchen knives, pocket knives.
Speaking of drug dealers and Girl Scout cookies….
February 10, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Speaking of drug dealers and Girl Scout cookies….
Don’t fear the niche.
January 3, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Don’t fear the niche.
After seeing that pic, why was this the first thing that popped into my mind?
December 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
After seeing that pic, why was this the first thing that popped into my mind?
And the legend lives on.
December 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
And the legend lives on.
As requested. Wait, I may have misread that.
December 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
As requested. Wait, I may have misread that.
Props to Gary Larson and the Far Side. He knew cows.
December 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Props to Gary Larson and the Far Side. He knew cows.
Welcome to the club
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Welcome to the club
There are solutions
April 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
There are solutions
Madam, I do not joke about such serious matters…usually.
February 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Madam, I do not joke about such serious matters…usually.
Here’s a Carroll Shelby golden GT. Does that count?
February 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Here’s a Carroll Shelby golden GT. Does that count?
Not out of the realm of possibility.
January 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Not out of the realm of possibility.
But your hair is at least 5’-8”. I bet you look fabulous in a hat.
January 11, 2025 at 7:27 AM
But your hair is at least 5’-8”. I bet you look fabulous in a hat.
It’s good you express that now, because I may not survive this impending doom.
January 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
It’s good you express that now, because I may not survive this impending doom.
Not everyone can be you. 😜
January 9, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Not everyone can be you. 😜
Could it be possible it’s due to eating too many of these?
January 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Could it be possible it’s due to eating too many of these?
I didn’t know the frog had a name until I just looked it up
January 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I didn’t know the frog had a name until I just looked it up
Perhaps one of these is in your future.
January 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Perhaps one of these is in your future.
How about a little Far Side humor?
January 3, 2025 at 6:23 AM
How about a little Far Side humor?
At least I have a type.
January 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
At least I have a type.
Guess you aren’t familiar with this phrase.
December 27, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Guess you aren’t familiar with this phrase.