Johnny Johnson
@johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social
Engineer. Lurched uncontrollably to create collections of: watches, fountain pens, kitchen knives, pocket knives.
It will be cloaked under the pretense of a high sticking penalty.
December 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
It will be cloaked under the pretense of a high sticking penalty.
And on a positive note, you at least acknowledge my existence.
December 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
And on a positive note, you at least acknowledge my existence.
Sounds like someone is on the horns of a dilemma.
December 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Sounds like someone is on the horns of a dilemma.
Mass transit would be preferred means of transportation. You know, take the cannaBUS.
December 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Mass transit would be preferred means of transportation. You know, take the cannaBUS.
After seeing that pic, why was this the first thing that popped into my mind?
December 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
After seeing that pic, why was this the first thing that popped into my mind?
Gotta ask - what’s the inspiration for your avatar?
December 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Gotta ask - what’s the inspiration for your avatar?
And the legend lives on.
December 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
And the legend lives on.
As requested. Wait, I may have misread that.
December 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
As requested. Wait, I may have misread that.
They’re probably in one of the gift boxes.
December 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
They’re probably in one of the gift boxes.
Props to Gary Larson and the Far Side. He knew cows.
December 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Props to Gary Larson and the Far Side. He knew cows.
As Benjamin looks in bewilderment he thinks, “Jesus ain’t no white baby.”
December 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM
As Benjamin looks in bewilderment he thinks, “Jesus ain’t no white baby.”
Ironically, if guilty the punishment will be the electric chair.
December 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Ironically, if guilty the punishment will be the electric chair.
And now we wait for the jury’s volt.
December 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
And now we wait for the jury’s volt.
You like to cook. Maybe you make them a dessert. Maybe gelatin based. I’d recommend the Jail-O brand.
December 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
You like to cook. Maybe you make them a dessert. Maybe gelatin based. I’d recommend the Jail-O brand.
I dunno. Being in the dark might not be such a bad thing.
December 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I dunno. Being in the dark might not be such a bad thing.
Don’t you think that’s being a little pasta aggressive?
December 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Don’t you think that’s being a little pasta aggressive?
Some may consider this a novel idea.
December 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Some may consider this a novel idea.
I’m sure there was plenty of ice for drinks
November 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I’m sure there was plenty of ice for drinks
I guess he didn’t understand that in order to eat the last slice you first had to eat the other two. Otherwise how would you know which was the last slice.
November 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I guess he didn’t understand that in order to eat the last slice you first had to eat the other two. Otherwise how would you know which was the last slice.
As if that’s the only verse that could be considered problematic in that song.
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
As if that’s the only verse that could be considered problematic in that song.
Unless your dad is standing there and encouraging her as she does so.
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Unless your dad is standing there and encouraging her as she does so.
She says with a suppressed laugh.
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
She says with a suppressed laugh.
Maybe don’t dry your clothes in the microwave and try to make popcorn in the dryer.
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Maybe don’t dry your clothes in the microwave and try to make popcorn in the dryer.
Welcome to the club
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Welcome to the club
That being the case, we have a lot of politicians practicing medicine today.
November 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
That being the case, we have a lot of politicians practicing medicine today.