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The UK's foremost horror anthologist.
"An affable Scotsman" - The Observer.
AuDHD.
Got the morbs.
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She's Jane McDonald and she's great.
January 20, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Films watched in 2026
#27
CRIMINAL
Five word review: Massive cast, utterly shite film
January 20, 2026 at 6:39 PM
'Mains Castle' - James Gustavus Hope Spindler (1862)
January 20, 2026 at 9:39 AM
'Tito Gobbi (1913–1984), as Scarpia in 'Tosca' by Puccini' - Leonard Boden (c.1962-1969)

Purchased with funds from the Estate of Robert Aickman, 2000
January 19, 2026 at 9:12 PM
"For My Boo" is finished. 37 individually painted ghosts with acrylic and pen on driftwood and board. DM for price.
January 19, 2026 at 7:12 PM
January 19, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Happy birthday, EAP x
January 19, 2026 at 4:44 PM
'Mother and Child' - Eugène Carrière (c.1890)
January 19, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Blue Monday can fuck off, I've got Stew dressed up as a household pet.
January 19, 2026 at 12:35 PM
***HOLY SHIT*** - THIS IS THE *VERY FIRST TIME* IN MY LIFE I'VE EVER BREACHED THE £1 THRESHOLD FOR PLR! LET'S MAKE IT A ROUND £10 NEXT YEAR!!
January 19, 2026 at 9:57 AM
'Island of Comedians' - Claude Harrison (1971)
January 18, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Just realised that the BL have mistakenly used the cover I had discarded for POSSESSED at the back of the book (promoting the BL shop). Reason is that the first version made Helga Stourcross look like she had a beard. A subtle change, but man, one you're dialed in, you can't unsee it!
January 18, 2026 at 9:02 PM
January 18, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Slowly getting there on "One For My Boo"
January 18, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Inside the mothership
January 18, 2026 at 12:22 PM
The temptation to slash tyres was strong
January 18, 2026 at 11:45 AM
'Dragonfly' - Liz Magee (2006)
January 18, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Sunday love-in
January 18, 2026 at 9:43 AM
'Die Schrecken des Krieges' - Francisco de Goya (c.1810-20)
January 17, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Films watched in 2026
#26
MARTY SUPREME (2nd time watch this month)
Five word review: Even better second time round
January 17, 2026 at 8:30 PM
2nd time watch
January 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Am working on a secret Halloween project (not book related) - come across this MEAN AS FUCK THING to do.
January 17, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Some other paintings of Amy Robsart by William Clarke Wontner, another by William Frederick Yeames and Sir William Quiller Orchardson
January 17, 2026 at 1:02 PM
'The Death of Amy Robsart - William Frederick Yeames (1878)
January 17, 2026 at 12:58 PM
1995/6 - my Trainspotting days
January 17, 2026 at 12:15 PM