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John Bachman
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If you can't say it in public, you're saying the wrong stuff.
Yeah, that checks out.
November 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
#MAGA is a #DEI program for criminals and morons.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
October 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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August 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Please Recycle ♻️
June 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Don't leave home without it.
June 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
June 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The scene at the library in Boulder one hour before start time. #nokings
June 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I know that "Good is the enemy of Great", but you also gotta "Stop letting Perfect get in the way of Excellent".
May 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The highs get higher and the lows get lower.
May 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
May the 4th be with you
May 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I guess there's not much meat on the tails.
May 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Trump's strategy on immigration? Make the place so shitty that nobody wants to come here.
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/28/w...
Airlines Cut Seats to the U.S. as Canadians Stay Away
Several airlines have reduced the number of seats on U.S.-bound flights in April, while industry data shows that bookings have declined significantly.
www.nytimes.com
May 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Moooooove.
May 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I don't know if we're living in the shittiest timeline, but it sure feels like one of the top 10.
April 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Game recognize game.
April 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Unfortunately, this . . . open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
The American Age Is Over
Emergency Triad: The United States commits imperial suicide.
open.substack.com
April 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Reposted by John Bachman
the people who told you to calm down about Roe are the same people telling you to calm down about Social Security, in case you hadn't noticed
March 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
March 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Wondering what is the liberal equivalent of the Gadsden flag, something we can rally behind?
March 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Step the F up, Chuck.
Or get the F out of the way.
open.substack.com
March 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
@riviantrackr.com from a marketing perspective, seems like now would be a good time for Rivian to send a maga'ed out truck to POTUS.
March 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
March 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Sometimes life gives you lemons. But what the heck can you make out of shit sandwiches?
February 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Neither wind, nor snow . . .
February 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM