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lemme get good at math. y'all gonna have to see me.
imagine the market for 1d remasters with our patent-pending remastering linear functional
December 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
governance by players' revolutionary committee
December 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
nah just give me wings in that happy place between restaurants' "hot" and pain-olympics/sign-a-waiver hot
December 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
i've never found a manufacturer more trustworthy than *checks notes* BAWMWIM
December 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
but jay we have a narrative to uphold! it just means more! won't you think of espn's need for ratings?
December 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
BUT PAWWWWWWLLLL WE FINISHED 10TH IN THE SEC WE DESERVE THE SPOT IT JUST MEANS MORE
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
fuck, at least my team's excuse of "our coach just got poached and the roster's up in the air" is plausible
December 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
"this is what 2025 Vandy football taught me about B2B SAAS sales"
December 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
you always underestimate how big and how empty things get west of the cities
December 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
is there a realistic path to beating the NFL especially once they decide to start treating you as competition?
December 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
reading the club doesn't make your league the top flight
December 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
compressed or canned air to blow it out should do the trick too
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
one of these jobs doesn't expect you to beat ohio state and michigan on a "we really need to take that private equity deal to stay solvent" budget
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
all i need is some buffalo emu wings
December 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
a penn state guy in a GC said "was Franklin holding us back, or was he our ceiling? we're about to find out" a couple days ago.

it's increasingly clear he was their ceiling. maybe a little above it.
December 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
we're in the "old habits die hard" era with respect to coach salaries and facilities spending, especially since the player pay isn't TECHNICALLY in-house yet
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
lane doin' ho activities
with ho tendencies
hoes are his friends
hoes are his enemies
November 30, 2025 at 7:06 AM
so much easier to run the "NO ONE BELIEVES IN US" script in the postseason when you just scrape one out against GT
November 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM