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lemme get good at math. y'all gonna have to see me.
hold up, there's satanic country music now? i thought the only thing they had in common with black metal was way too many open racists
i love that a significant portion of the population of the world believes in demons and the devil and satan. they just think this stuff is real and it genuinely scares them
December 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
December 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
a "we hold bitcoin, therefore you should value us at a >1 multiple of our bitcoin holdings" scam company is collapsing?
December 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
"let's make college sports, and football specifically, about honor for the first time in their entire history" is a hell of a proposal, good luck with that
I have a potentially hot take

I don't think you can prevent what we're seeing with Kiffin/LSU/Ole Miss with better contracts or tweaks to the calendar.

I think we need a sense of professional honor, and failing that, *shame*, to actually set standards of acceptable behavior for coaches and admins
November 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
this makes LSU Captain Save-a-Lane
Ok, I laughed.
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to

P-Funk
Dethklok
Bone Thugs-n-Harmony
Frankie Knuckles
Tool
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to

Merle Haggard
Tool
Sturgil Simpson
Raconteurs
Jason Isbell
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to

Styx
Run DMC
Creed
Robert Earl Keen
Cross Canadian Ragweed
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
idk, the "innovation lag" bit seems like it's been on the phone makers' end for at least the last decade
"People are poor and that's not enriching the rich"
November 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Dominus vobiscum et cum spiritu tuo
Don't you eat my sleazy pancakes just for Saintly Alfonzo
They're so light and fluffy white, we'll raise a fortune by tonight
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 AM
yeah, but Paul Allen...
November 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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MTG should have to go give scared straight lectures at high schools about looking at your phone too much
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
you know, "Hit the Rhoades, Mack" was right there for a headline
The University of Baylor is expected to announce the departure of Athletics Director Mack Rhoades, according to ESPN analyst Pete Thamel. INFO: kwtx.com/2025/11/20/baylor-expected-announce-departure-athletic-director-mack-rhoades-espn-analyst/ 
November 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
November 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
me when i heard they were putting a Famous Dave's in the Power and Light District:
ARE YOU KIDDING ME KC??? 😭😭😭
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
James Earl Jones, best known for appearing as Lt. Lothar Zogg, the B-52 bombardier in Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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kinda unfair that we got The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald by Gordon Lightfoot within a year after the tragedy, meanwhile 9/11 gave us like 20 years of absolute dogshit country music
November 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
watch out 2003 Wichita nightlife, here comes @ahamm.bsky.social
The Drip Standard Shelton Benjamin. #wwe03
November 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
"To anyone who questioned the effectiveness of the loyalty oaths, he replied that people who really did owe allegiance to their country would be proud to pledge it as often as he forced them to." -Joseph Heller, Catch-22
A local roofing company paid for a commercial immediately leading up to an NFL game to lead everyone in the pledge of allegiance.
November 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)
October 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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what have i become?
a lousy dad
every son of mine
has a name
that is bad
and then they beat me up
im on high alert
i wont name you sue
i will name you….kurt
October 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults - Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe - living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over 10 seasons.
October 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
the only Opus Dei that should be allowed to exist
October 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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friendly reminder that you need to meshuggah
October 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM