Slam
@slamastack.bsky.social
Engineer, Aggie, Father, Husband in varying order throughout the day. H-Town adjacent, hater of humidity. Skeets are not financial advice.
Taking up 4 spaces in a Starbucks parking lot at 7am is some S-Tier "main character syndrome" shit
February 13, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Taking up 4 spaces in a Starbucks parking lot at 7am is some S-Tier "main character syndrome" shit
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"belief"
Commentary: The Epstein scandal endures because it reinforces public belief that wealthy elites operate with impunity through powerful global networks that shield them from consequences.
Epstein saga confirms fears of a class above the law
The word ‘impunity’ is the key to understanding the power of this sickening sex-trafficking scandal.
ebx.sh
February 13, 2026 at 12:21 AM
"belief"
Reminder that the same party that demands we put the Ten Commandments in schools spent yesterday arguing before Congress that pedophilia is A-Ok as long as the stock market is doing well.
Here’s more on the Ten Commandments in schools bill that passed the Tennessee house today.
Dems Shaw, Chism, Parkinson, and Miller joined Republicans in support.
www.tennessean.com/story/news/p...
Dems Shaw, Chism, Parkinson, and Miller joined Republicans in support.
www.tennessean.com/story/news/p...
February 12, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Reminder that the same party that demands we put the Ten Commandments in schools spent yesterday arguing before Congress that pedophilia is A-Ok as long as the stock market is doing well.
scheduling a service appointment because the roof of your truck is leaking <<<<<<<<<<<
February 12, 2026 at 10:55 PM
scheduling a service appointment because the roof of your truck is leaking <<<<<<<<<<<
A reminder that every time these chucklefucks scream about voter fraud, they're admitting their own state government is fucking incompetent and can't distinguish real ballots from fake ballots, and the louder they screech the more incompetent they are
*stares at Abbott*
*stares at Abbott*
Ultra-MAGA Judge Edith Jones of the 5th Circuit peddles deranged conspiracy theories about mass voter fraud and "ballot harvesting," declaring that mail voting "is a rich field for fraud" that's frequently exploited by "operatives" attempting to steal elections. www.ca5.uscourts.gov/opinions/pub...
![Following the electoral chaos caused by the COVID pandemic,
Texas modernized its election security laws. S.B. 1 aimed to make “the
conduct of elections . . . uniform and consistent throughout [the]
state[,] . . . reduce the likelihood of fraud in the conduct of elections, protect
the secrecy of the ballot, promote voter access, and ensure that all legally cast
ballots are counted.” Tex. Elec. Code § 1.0015. Because “the potential
and reality of fraud is much greater in the mail-in ballot context than with inperson voting,” S.B. 1 added additional election integrity provisions to
prevent mail ballot fraud. Veasey v. Abbott, 830 F.3d 216, 239 (5th Cir. 2016)
(en banc). Mail ballots are more susceptible to fraud because they render
election workers incapable of knowing what happens to the ballot once it is
mailed out. Due to the inherent vulnerability of mail ballots, “[f]raud is a real
risk that accompanies mail-in voting.” Brnovich v. Democratic Nat’l Comm.,
594 U.S. 647, 686, 141 S. Ct. 2321, 2348 (2021). In particular, “[v]ote buying
schemes are far more difficult to detect when citizens vote by mail.” Id. at
685, 141 S. Ct. at 2347 (quoting Report of the Comm’n on Fed. Election
Reform, Building Confidence in U.S. Elections 46 (Sept. 2005)).](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6h7b2i6ttw3l4t7pvbvxdith/bafkreic5uwmtwbnt53dr6x5i7gch7x4fan6cbt6ywnyafhtl3the7qpjd4@jpeg)
![One particularly common form of “mail ballot fraud” is known as
“vote harvesting.” Vote harvesting describes a process whereby paid
election operatives “generate applications for mail ballots in . . . targeted
precincts.” Operatives often go door-to-door, talk to voters, and get them to
sign up to vote by mail. More nefariously, vote harvesting can also be
accomplished by paid operatives forging applications for voters without the
voters’ knowledge or consent. Later, once the voters receive the mail ballots
that were requested by canvassing or by forgery, the same partisan operatives
return to collect the voters’ completed mail ballots. As part of the ballot
collection process, the partisan operatives ensure that the ballots were cast
for a particular candidate.
Unsurprisingly, mail-in voting is a rich field for fraud. Between 2004
and 2021, 72% of all election prosecutions undertaken by the Texas Attorney
General involved mail ballot fraud. “[I]t should go without saying that a State
may take action to prevent election fraud.” Id. at 686, 141 S. Ct. at 2348.
Faced with evidence of mail ballot fraud, Texas enacted S.B. 1, which
contained multiple provisions to address mail ballot fraud.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6h7b2i6ttw3l4t7pvbvxdith/bafkreiezavaobhc6uyymcnwkbl45gvxs42id3yecrb2myvunggrswfaxki@jpeg)
February 12, 2026 at 8:22 PM
A reminder that every time these chucklefucks scream about voter fraud, they're admitting their own state government is fucking incompetent and can't distinguish real ballots from fake ballots, and the louder they screech the more incompetent they are
*stares at Abbott*
*stares at Abbott*
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A) This is a lie. Other countries have it.
B) Trump uses it regularly.
Bottom line: They are afraid of you voting.
B) Trump uses it regularly.
Bottom line: They are afraid of you voting.
February 12, 2026 at 8:14 PM
A) This is a lie. Other countries have it.
B) Trump uses it regularly.
Bottom line: They are afraid of you voting.
B) Trump uses it regularly.
Bottom line: They are afraid of you voting.
How tf did we reach the point it is now the major policy position of the current governing party that pedophilia is legal as long as the DOW is 50k
WHAT KIND OF FUCKING NIGHTMARE HELLSCAPE UNIVERSE IS THIS
WHAT KIND OF FUCKING NIGHTMARE HELLSCAPE UNIVERSE IS THIS
February 12, 2026 at 8:10 PM
How tf did we reach the point it is now the major policy position of the current governing party that pedophilia is legal as long as the DOW is 50k
WHAT KIND OF FUCKING NIGHTMARE HELLSCAPE UNIVERSE IS THIS
WHAT KIND OF FUCKING NIGHTMARE HELLSCAPE UNIVERSE IS THIS
I hate how god-tier these are
oh hell yes
(Mexican and Japanese heritage night jerseys for the Dodgers)
(Mexican and Japanese heritage night jerseys for the Dodgers)
February 12, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I hate how god-tier these are
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too many kids today have never destroyed the family PC with sketchy downloads
you must learn to fear Computer before you can properly wield Computer
you must learn to fear Computer before you can properly wield Computer
folks today don't know the abject fear of inadvertently downloading, for the first (and only lol) time, a .exe file from kazaa or limewire and it shows
def one of those "it only takes one time to learn" but oooo boy at what cost for that single instance
def one of those "it only takes one time to learn" but oooo boy at what cost for that single instance
February 12, 2026 at 2:08 AM
too many kids today have never destroyed the family PC with sketchy downloads
you must learn to fear Computer before you can properly wield Computer
you must learn to fear Computer before you can properly wield Computer
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WATCH - @heathergtv.bsky.social : “Do you know how many murders were in Culver City this past year, Pam Bondi? Zero.”
February 12, 2026 at 1:19 PM
WATCH - @heathergtv.bsky.social : “Do you know how many murders were in Culver City this past year, Pam Bondi? Zero.”
This is infinitely dumber and somehow maybe also worse than my speculative guess this morning????
According to multiple NYT sources, it wasn’t even military personnel at Fort Bliss that fired an anti-drone laser at alleged cartel drones. It was CBP who used the weapon on loan from DoD against a child’s party balloon they mistook for a drone. The Pentagon gave CBP an anti-aircraft weapon.
February 12, 2026 at 4:12 AM
This is infinitely dumber and somehow maybe also worse than my speculative guess this morning????
Newest addition to the family
February 12, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Newest addition to the family
hallelujah WinSetView has saved me from the horrors of Windows 11's bitchass "group by" default settings
github.com/LesFerch/Win...
github.com/LesFerch/Win...
Release WinSetView 3.1.7 · LesFerch/WinSetView
Enhancement: Path properties added to right-click pick list for Downloads folder. See "Show paths in search results only" section in manual for details
Bug Fix: Explorer Options > Detect Current Se...
github.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:43 PM
hallelujah WinSetView has saved me from the horrors of Windows 11's bitchass "group by" default settings
github.com/LesFerch/Win...
github.com/LesFerch/Win...
post a tree you photographed
February 11, 2026 at 9:23 PM
post a tree you photographed
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
cancer
cancer
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
cancer
cancer
Now I'm just printing ridiculous shit
Slab flattening mill, coming up
Slab flattening mill, coming up
February 11, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Now I'm just printing ridiculous shit
Slab flattening mill, coming up
Slab flattening mill, coming up
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Though, firmly in the tradition of Rafael Cruz and Danny Goeb. Texas is where conmen enter politics to make a fortune.
Politicians assuming new identities to run as democrats seems a decent barometer of how toxic the Republican brand has become.
Texas Democratic Congressional Candidate CHANGES HIS NAME To Avoid Conservative Past
A Texas conservative CHANGED HIS NAME to run for Congress as a Democrat!
www.buzzfeed.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Though, firmly in the tradition of Rafael Cruz and Danny Goeb. Texas is where conmen enter politics to make a fortune.
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Big Butch Jones Champions of Life energy
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 11, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Big Butch Jones Champions of Life energy
Most plausible reason I can think of for the shutdown of all traffic through El Paso is they're panic-shuttering the detention center at Ft Bliss before it starts to become a bigger story that ICE was torturing and murdering detainees.
They'd be moving everyone through El Paso to other sites
They'd be moving everyone through El Paso to other sites
February 11, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Most plausible reason I can think of for the shutdown of all traffic through El Paso is they're panic-shuttering the detention center at Ft Bliss before it starts to become a bigger story that ICE was torturing and murdering detainees.
They'd be moving everyone through El Paso to other sites
They'd be moving everyone through El Paso to other sites
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I am going to go run through a brick wall now (head first which is my right as a Scotsman)
February 11, 2026 at 1:06 PM
I am going to go run through a brick wall now (head first which is my right as a Scotsman)
I'm digging the honeycomb storage wall setup
February 11, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I'm digging the honeycomb storage wall setup
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Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video
February 11, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video