Slam
@slamastack.bsky.social
Engineer, Aggie, Father, Husband in varying order throughout the day. H-Town adjacent, hater of humidity. Skeets are not financial advice.
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the stadium DJ hitting Knuck if You Buck mid-fight is incredible work. you spend all season working to be prepared for that moment
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
the stadium DJ hitting Knuck if You Buck mid-fight is incredible work. you spend all season working to be prepared for that moment
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“If vaccines work, why would you need a booster?” he asks as he changes his oil for the third time that year.
November 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
“If vaccines work, why would you need a booster?” he asks as he changes his oil for the third time that year.
No rest for the weary cooks
November 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
No rest for the weary cooks
Lmao even the punt bounce gods have it out for Memphis. Ball practically went straight sideways
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Lmao even the punt bounce gods have it out for Memphis. Ball practically went straight sideways
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Whenever another country sees success by listening to medical professionals and immunologists
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Whenever another country sees success by listening to medical professionals and immunologists
Ended up taking about 50 minutes longer than planned because the bird got stubborn at 150 degrees, but it was worth the wait
Perfect once again
Perfect once again
November 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Ended up taking about 50 minutes longer than planned because the bird got stubborn at 150 degrees, but it was worth the wait
Perfect once again
Perfect once again
This year is so off the rails I can't even tell if this actually happened or if he's joking
I think Shaggy singing about 'banging on the bathroom floor' on the Jennie-O turkey float was the #1 fever dream moment of this year's parade.
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This year is so off the rails I can't even tell if this actually happened or if he's joking
Question for the TL - what's the "smoking meats" beer policy on Thanksgiving?
Are we still operating on Memorial Day/4th/Labor Day rules, or do we have allowed hours we have to observe?
Are we still operating on Memorial Day/4th/Labor Day rules, or do we have allowed hours we have to observe?
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Question for the TL - what's the "smoking meats" beer policy on Thanksgiving?
Are we still operating on Memorial Day/4th/Labor Day rules, or do we have allowed hours we have to observe?
Are we still operating on Memorial Day/4th/Labor Day rules, or do we have allowed hours we have to observe?
This is why they're doing everything they can to prop up the market. All their money is digital and tied to share price
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
This is why they're doing everything they can to prop up the market. All their money is digital and tied to share price
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Got to love how much praise NYT gets for one article, 2+ years late, that literally just rehashes things we all knew already but NYT has spent the last 2 years ignoring & denying & obfuscating.
The New York Times produced a detailed, data-driven report on President Trump showing signs of aging. The president, 79, responded by calling the female reporter who co-wrote the story “ugly.” https://cnn.it/48idUFL
November 27, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Got to love how much praise NYT gets for one article, 2+ years late, that literally just rehashes things we all knew already but NYT has spent the last 2 years ignoring & denying & obfuscating.
nonchalantly posting $26k worth of groceries is egregious behavior
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
nonchalantly posting $26k worth of groceries is egregious behavior
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
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Could you imagine playing in the World Cup and your team is designated to the Stillwater, Oklahoma, Holiday Inn as opposed to a resort in Cancun?
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Could you imagine playing in the World Cup and your team is designated to the Stillwater, Oklahoma, Holiday Inn as opposed to a resort in Cancun?
What an absolute unit
Kiffin to Florida, y'all
Kiffin to Florida, y'all
November 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
What an absolute unit
Kiffin to Florida, y'all
Kiffin to Florida, y'all
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Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
SOUTH BEND, IN—Expressing horror at the sight of the health secretary’s bare torso emerging from the vat of grease, a local Steak ’n Shake employee reportedly screamed Friday after a nude Robert F. Ke...
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November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
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Never in modern times has a public figure been so brazenly guilty yet so mercifully immune from any and all public accountability.
Breaking News: The last pending criminal prosecution against President Trump was dismissed by a judge in Georgia, effectively ending efforts to hold Trump criminally responsible for attempts to overturn the 2020 election. trib.al/EnJu57H
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Never in modern times has a public figure been so brazenly guilty yet so mercifully immune from any and all public accountability.
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if you did this 200 years ago they’d drown you in a lake
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
if you did this 200 years ago they’d drown you in a lake
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It’s sad that “soldiers shouldn’t commit crimes” is a brave position for a Republican to take.
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
It’s sad that “soldiers shouldn’t commit crimes” is a brave position for a Republican to take.
using only pictures already on your phone please show me how your team will fare during rivalry week
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
using only pictures already on your phone please show me how your team will fare during rivalry week
Nothing brings people together like cooking Trey Wingo's steak for another 12 hours
We need to do everything we can to encourage posts like this on bluesky. Terrible food opinions from big name sportswriters are genuinely the lifeblood of any social media app
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Nothing brings people together like cooking Trey Wingo's steak for another 12 hours
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stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
Man, entire month of April predicted to be shit next year
the japanese luck calendar is out, how lucky is your 2026 based on your birthday? 👀
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Man, entire month of April predicted to be shit next year