I look forward to the country getting demonstrably worse and less livable just because the dumbest and most evil people don't understand anything, from the economy to immigration to competitive sports advantages. We're living in a dipshitopia.
July 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I look forward to the country getting demonstrably worse and less livable just because the dumbest and most evil people don't understand anything, from the economy to immigration to competitive sports advantages. We're living in a dipshitopia.
i met up with @dancredentials.bsky.social's parents this weekend. keep in mind i've never met @dancredentials.bsky.social in person. it was a surreal and great experience because i got more blackmail material about their son
March 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
i met up with @dancredentials.bsky.social's parents this weekend. keep in mind i've never met @dancredentials.bsky.social in person. it was a surreal and great experience because i got more blackmail material about their son
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Family includes everyone! ❤️
November 17, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Family includes everyone! ❤️
i don't trust people who didn't pick bulbasaur as their starter
January 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
i don't trust people who didn't pick bulbasaur as their starter
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Social media sounds exhausting for some of you what with your constant tapping the signs, offering daily reminders and checking off your bingo cards
December 14, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Social media sounds exhausting for some of you what with your constant tapping the signs, offering daily reminders and checking off your bingo cards
I guess Matt Gaetz is getting a talk show on OAN because Nickelodeon turned his pitch down
December 10, 2024 at 3:05 PM
I guess Matt Gaetz is getting a talk show on OAN because Nickelodeon turned his pitch down
(recently arriving from Twitter) "bluesky is nice and all, but it really lacks the sort of artisanal shittiness of Twitter"
December 4, 2024 at 6:05 PM
(recently arriving from Twitter) "bluesky is nice and all, but it really lacks the sort of artisanal shittiness of Twitter"
blewsky, has anyone done that yet
November 21, 2024 at 10:19 PM
blewsky, has anyone done that yet
Johnny says "relax"
November 20, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Johnny says "relax"
Thinking about making my move here permanent. The other site is starting to meaningfully impact my mental health.
January 2, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Thinking about making my move here permanent. The other site is starting to meaningfully impact my mental health.
actually the most powerful organizations in the USA are pro-palestinian groups on college campuses. they're basically the Syndicate from X-Files only more nefarious
October 24, 2023 at 8:04 PM
actually the most powerful organizations in the USA are pro-palestinian groups on college campuses. they're basically the Syndicate from X-Files only more nefarious
the other site is unreadable now. the events in israel have turned it from shitty to stinky sewage.
October 9, 2023 at 11:52 PM
the other site is unreadable now. the events in israel have turned it from shitty to stinky sewage.
nancy comics are the only reason to use bluesky
September 22, 2023 at 4:36 PM
nancy comics are the only reason to use bluesky
SEVEN YEARS sober today everyone!
September 9, 2023 at 12:26 PM
SEVEN YEARS sober today everyone!
the best way to end the afternoon is watch MST3K's FINAL SACRIFICE episode
September 5, 2023 at 10:05 PM
the best way to end the afternoon is watch MST3K's FINAL SACRIFICE episode
watching the x-files from the beginning. it's awesome and very 90s.
September 4, 2023 at 1:57 AM
watching the x-files from the beginning. it's awesome and very 90s.
Watching Irreversible while stoned...I won't say it makes it FUNNIER but (1/12)
September 3, 2023 at 10:22 PM
Watching Irreversible while stoned...I won't say it makes it FUNNIER but (1/12)
moving onto bluesky is like after you've spent 6 months sleeping on a hardwood floor and finally sleeping in a bed. the bed isn't comfortable because it's not shitty enough. that's the problem with bluesky: it's not shitty enough
August 31, 2023 at 9:10 PM
moving onto bluesky is like after you've spent 6 months sleeping on a hardwood floor and finally sleeping in a bed. the bed isn't comfortable because it's not shitty enough. that's the problem with bluesky: it's not shitty enough
I have been suspended from Twitter again for telling the Wisconsin Wolverine to pop his claws into his brain. I thought comedy was legal, Elon
August 31, 2023 at 3:22 PM
I have been suspended from Twitter again for telling the Wisconsin Wolverine to pop his claws into his brain. I thought comedy was legal, Elon
RETRIBUTION is Johnny Sex's movie of the week. Imagine if SPEED was a guy and the guy was Liam Neeson fucking up Berlin.
August 28, 2023 at 11:27 PM
RETRIBUTION is Johnny Sex's movie of the week. Imagine if SPEED was a guy and the guy was Liam Neeson fucking up Berlin.
1. The Final Sacrifice
2. Hobgoblins
3. Space Mutiny
4. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
5. Time Chasers
2. Hobgoblins
3. Space Mutiny
4. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
5. Time Chasers
1) Time Chasers
2) Agent for H.A.R.M.
3) The Giant Gila Monster
4) The Deadly Mantis
and for my wildcard selection
5) Ring of Terror (the movie so dull it becomes fascinating)
2) Agent for H.A.R.M.
3) The Giant Gila Monster
4) The Deadly Mantis
and for my wildcard selection
5) Ring of Terror (the movie so dull it becomes fascinating)
1) Hobgoblins
2) Pod People
3) Space Mutiny
4) Prince of Space
5) Time Chasers
2) Pod People
3) Space Mutiny
4) Prince of Space
5) Time Chasers
August 23, 2023 at 10:04 PM
1. The Final Sacrifice
2. Hobgoblins
3. Space Mutiny
4. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
5. Time Chasers
2. Hobgoblins
3. Space Mutiny
4. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
5. Time Chasers
Now it turns out I won't even be doing a podcast about Bokeem Woodbine's BLACKMALE. I oughta whomp @dancredentials.bsky.social with a sock fulla pennies
August 23, 2023 at 3:55 PM
Now it turns out I won't even be doing a podcast about Bokeem Woodbine's BLACKMALE. I oughta whomp @dancredentials.bsky.social with a sock fulla pennies