Johnny Sex
johnnysex.bsky.social
Johnny Sex
@johnnysex.bsky.social
Sexologist
I look forward to the country getting demonstrably worse and less livable just because the dumbest and most evil people don't understand anything, from the economy to immigration to competitive sports advantages. We're living in a dipshitopia.
July 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
i met up with @dancredentials.bsky.social's parents this weekend. keep in mind i've never met @dancredentials.bsky.social in person. it was a surreal and great experience because i got more blackmail material about their son
March 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
January 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Reposted by Johnny Sex
Family includes everyone! ❤️
November 17, 2024 at 9:40 PM
i don't trust people who didn't pick bulbasaur as their starter
January 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Reposted by Johnny Sex
Social media sounds exhausting for some of you what with your constant tapping the signs, offering daily reminders and checking off your bingo cards
December 14, 2024 at 2:14 PM
I guess Matt Gaetz is getting a talk show on OAN because Nickelodeon turned his pitch down
December 10, 2024 at 3:05 PM
(recently arriving from Twitter) "bluesky is nice and all, but it really lacks the sort of artisanal shittiness of Twitter"
December 4, 2024 at 6:05 PM
blewsky, has anyone done that yet
November 21, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Johnny says "relax"
November 20, 2024 at 2:48 AM
is anyone alive
June 4, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Thinking about making my move here permanent. The other site is starting to meaningfully impact my mental health.
January 2, 2024 at 1:06 AM
!foryou
November 24, 2023 at 12:47 AM
actually the most powerful organizations in the USA are pro-palestinian groups on college campuses. they're basically the Syndicate from X-Files only more nefarious
October 24, 2023 at 8:04 PM
the other site is unreadable now. the events in israel have turned it from shitty to stinky sewage.
October 9, 2023 at 11:52 PM
nancy comics are the only reason to use bluesky
September 22, 2023 at 4:36 PM
SEVEN YEARS sober today everyone!
September 9, 2023 at 12:26 PM
the best way to end the afternoon is watch MST3K's FINAL SACRIFICE episode
September 5, 2023 at 10:05 PM
watching the x-files from the beginning. it's awesome and very 90s.
September 4, 2023 at 1:57 AM
Watching Irreversible while stoned...I won't say it makes it FUNNIER but (1/12)
September 3, 2023 at 10:22 PM
moving onto bluesky is like after you've spent 6 months sleeping on a hardwood floor and finally sleeping in a bed. the bed isn't comfortable because it's not shitty enough. that's the problem with bluesky: it's not shitty enough
August 31, 2023 at 9:10 PM
I have been suspended from Twitter again for telling the Wisconsin Wolverine to pop his claws into his brain. I thought comedy was legal, Elon
August 31, 2023 at 3:22 PM
RETRIBUTION is Johnny Sex's movie of the week. Imagine if SPEED was a guy and the guy was Liam Neeson fucking up Berlin.
August 28, 2023 at 11:27 PM
1. The Final Sacrifice
2. Hobgoblins
3. Space Mutiny
4. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
5. Time Chasers
1) Time Chasers
2) Agent for H.A.R.M.
3) The Giant Gila Monster
4) The Deadly Mantis

and for my wildcard selection
5) Ring of Terror (the movie so dull it becomes fascinating)
1) Hobgoblins
2) Pod People
3) Space Mutiny
4) Prince of Space
5) Time Chasers
August 23, 2023 at 10:04 PM
Now it turns out I won't even be doing a podcast about Bokeem Woodbine's BLACKMALE. I oughta whomp @dancredentials.bsky.social with a sock fulla pennies
August 23, 2023 at 3:55 PM