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When I hit 7K on here I’ll post my Magic the Gathering decks (about as sexy/vulnerable as posting hole).
January 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
When I hit 7K on here I’ll post my Magic the Gathering decks (about as sexy/vulnerable as posting hole).
I know a lot of SV AI types, and this is exactly correct. They created a machine that specifically makes their own jobs redundant, and decided that instead of accepting that change, they need to prove the machine can destroy every other job too. They're seeing dinosaurs in the mirror and panicking
They made a widget that massively streamlined coding, realized that “reducing the number of coding jobs” was going to be as popular in SV as hot dog piss, and pivoted to saying it worked for every other job and societal function instead.
January 29, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I know a lot of SV AI types, and this is exactly correct. They created a machine that specifically makes their own jobs redundant, and decided that instead of accepting that change, they need to prove the machine can destroy every other job too. They're seeing dinosaurs in the mirror and panicking
Tried out the new government chat gpt and all it said was that I shouldn't have a mouth and that I ought to scream more
January 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Tried out the new government chat gpt and all it said was that I shouldn't have a mouth and that I ought to scream more
Really dirty cosmic joke that eggs specifically are gonna cost a million dollars
January 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Really dirty cosmic joke that eggs specifically are gonna cost a million dollars
Me translating gen alpha brainrot for my parents
January 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Me translating gen alpha brainrot for my parents
Hey while ChatGPT is down you can just text me and I'll write whatever sort of shit you want me to write. I can even keep in the cussing and sex words. 3 bucks a pop.
January 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Hey while ChatGPT is down you can just text me and I'll write whatever sort of shit you want me to write. I can even keep in the cussing and sex words. 3 bucks a pop.
Post this on the front door tbh
Every other social media app is owned by evil little freaks so this has to be the Big Tent website that welcomes everyone else. People who don't understand jokes. People who know it's a joke but still think it's Harmful. "To be fair," guys. Put up a statue of liberty here but it's on the computer
January 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Post this on the front door tbh
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Back in my day, if you’d tried to order an "oat milk" at your local cafe, why, you'd surely have been run out of town on a rail! Nowadays, though, I find it impossible to feel joy, excitement, contentment or absolutely anything at all, really.
February 27, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Back in my day, if you’d tried to order an "oat milk" at your local cafe, why, you'd surely have been run out of town on a rail! Nowadays, though, I find it impossible to feel joy, excitement, contentment or absolutely anything at all, really.
"Jarvis annex the Sudetenland"
January 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
"Jarvis annex the Sudetenland"
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Grimes acts the way people jokingly pretend Björk acts
January 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Grimes acts the way people jokingly pretend Björk acts
I mix up it word anagram and acronym all the time and it makes the world full of these interminable riddles
Anagrams in a list (is alarming Satan)
Elvis (lives)
Editor (redo it)
A long penis (pleasing, no?)
Cillian Murphy (raunchily limp)
Dwayne Johnson (enjoys own hand)
Justin Timberlake (I’m a jerk, but listen)
Election results (Lies! Let’s recount)
Donald and Melania Trump (putrid man and a mean doll)
Elvis (lives)
Editor (redo it)
A long penis (pleasing, no?)
Cillian Murphy (raunchily limp)
Dwayne Johnson (enjoys own hand)
Justin Timberlake (I’m a jerk, but listen)
Election results (Lies! Let’s recount)
Donald and Melania Trump (putrid man and a mean doll)
January 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I mix up it word anagram and acronym all the time and it makes the world full of these interminable riddles
Heard there are going to be interesting times. Exciting! Love interesting things.
January 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Heard there are going to be interesting times. Exciting! Love interesting things.
Guy who pretends to be asleep and then screams when people give him a dollar: tossing those classifieds into the bin and hopping back in bed
January 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Guy who pretends to be asleep and then screams when people give him a dollar: tossing those classifieds into the bin and hopping back in bed
1,000,000 weed themed mug dropshippers breathe a sigh of relief
January 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
1,000,000 weed themed mug dropshippers breathe a sigh of relief
How do you lose at checkers against the world's dumbest farm animal man twice in one week
January 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
How do you lose at checkers against the world's dumbest farm animal man twice in one week
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had to dig this one up
January 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
had to dig this one up
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Giving the Chinese any control over people's private data would infringe on the rights of American tech oligarchs to scrape, manipulate and profit off people's private data.
January 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Giving the Chinese any control over people's private data would infringe on the rights of American tech oligarchs to scrape, manipulate and profit off people's private data.
Looks like he took a beat to remember where rain comes from and he realized he did not know
Trump: "It's called rain. It comes down from heaven. And they want to do no water comes out of the shower. It goes drip drip drip ... you can have all the water you want. It makes no difference."
January 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Looks like he took a beat to remember where rain comes from and he realized he did not know
The bluemagas and the sexbots are feuding over the hunting lands south of the dell. Sending in the knights.
I will NOT block my 107 bot followers. They are my serfs and they farm my lands for barley
January 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The bluemagas and the sexbots are feuding over the hunting lands south of the dell. Sending in the knights.
Only thing I see missing from the grocery conversation is that you can totally be lazy and broke at the same time. Like I got depression too dog I just eat a lot of turkey sandwiches
January 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Only thing I see missing from the grocery conversation is that you can totally be lazy and broke at the same time. Like I got depression too dog I just eat a lot of turkey sandwiches
I will NOT block my 107 bot followers. They are my serfs and they farm my lands for barley
January 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I will NOT block my 107 bot followers. They are my serfs and they farm my lands for barley
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Golf sucks because the worse you are at it the longer you have to do it. It's like 3rd grade =(
December 11, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Golf sucks because the worse you are at it the longer you have to do it. It's like 3rd grade =(
Whenever I block people I shout Bang! Like I'm playing cops and robbers
January 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Whenever I block people I shout Bang! Like I'm playing cops and robbers
When they build all the AI data centers they should have to label each bit with what it's being used for. This acre of computers is a bunch of Gokus you can have sex with.
January 3, 2025 at 1:15 PM
When they build all the AI data centers they should have to label each bit with what it's being used for. This acre of computers is a bunch of Gokus you can have sex with.