John Paul Allen
@johnpaulallen.bsky.social
Dad . Stepdad . Granddad . Husband . Vet . USN . Progressive . Democrat. Writer of Horror . Fantasy . Old Dude . No DM's . Can't Dance. Married to @thelisaa81.bsky.social
Here is my suggestion to the U.S. Mint for the 250th Anniversary $1 coin (to replace the one with Trump's feature on both sides) FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
October 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Here is my suggestion to the U.S. Mint for the 250th Anniversary $1 coin (to replace the one with Trump's feature on both sides) FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
The DOJ has released a photograph of a person of interest possibly involved with escalator and telepromtor tampering.
September 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The DOJ has released a photograph of a person of interest possibly involved with escalator and telepromtor tampering.
I bet when Donald dances, he does the white guy bottom teeth bite thing, because he thinks it makes him look cool.
September 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I bet when Donald dances, he does the white guy bottom teeth bite thing, because he thinks it makes him look cool.
In red states, Trump is sending the military in to oversea remodeling at Cracker Barrel.
August 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
In red states, Trump is sending the military in to oversea remodeling at Cracker Barrel.
Dear Donald,
Returning Washington DC's professional football team to the original name, might make sense, but I'd like to suggest homage be paid to someone who has been dearer to your heart. Someone none of us want to forget:
Yours,
Those Who Understand You Most.
Returning Washington DC's professional football team to the original name, might make sense, but I'd like to suggest homage be paid to someone who has been dearer to your heart. Someone none of us want to forget:
Yours,
Those Who Understand You Most.
July 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Dear Donald,
Returning Washington DC's professional football team to the original name, might make sense, but I'd like to suggest homage be paid to someone who has been dearer to your heart. Someone none of us want to forget:
Yours,
Those Who Understand You Most.
Returning Washington DC's professional football team to the original name, might make sense, but I'd like to suggest homage be paid to someone who has been dearer to your heart. Someone none of us want to forget:
Yours,
Those Who Understand You Most.
Keebler Don asks, "What's going on with my boys ..." hiding out in that tree, ole curly-toes is tripping over former dating partner, Jeffrey's list. It isn't us, Donnie-boy, most cries come from your MAGA folk, who believe someone who can pull off missing that bullet can probably find a list.
July 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Keebler Don asks, "What's going on with my boys ..." hiding out in that tree, ole curly-toes is tripping over former dating partner, Jeffrey's list. It isn't us, Donnie-boy, most cries come from your MAGA folk, who believe someone who can pull off missing that bullet can probably find a list.
The Gospel of Joni:
July 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The Gospel of Joni:
MTG has introduced a bill that prohibits the injection, release, or dispersion of chemicals or substances into the atmosphere for the express purpose of altering weather, temperature, climate, or sunlight intensity. It will be a felony offense.
Who you gonna call?
Who you gonna call?
July 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
MTG has introduced a bill that prohibits the injection, release, or dispersion of chemicals or substances into the atmosphere for the express purpose of altering weather, temperature, climate, or sunlight intensity. It will be a felony offense.
Who you gonna call?
Who you gonna call?
Dear Donald,
I wish to applaud you for your excellent plan of holding a UFC sporting event in 2026 to celebrate the Sestercentennial Anniversary of your kingdom. Perhaps, I should consider a likewise event at Buckingham Palace. Imagine the glory of such an occasion.
Hip Hip,
Charles
I wish to applaud you for your excellent plan of holding a UFC sporting event in 2026 to celebrate the Sestercentennial Anniversary of your kingdom. Perhaps, I should consider a likewise event at Buckingham Palace. Imagine the glory of such an occasion.
Hip Hip,
Charles
July 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Dear Donald,
I wish to applaud you for your excellent plan of holding a UFC sporting event in 2026 to celebrate the Sestercentennial Anniversary of your kingdom. Perhaps, I should consider a likewise event at Buckingham Palace. Imagine the glory of such an occasion.
Hip Hip,
Charles
I wish to applaud you for your excellent plan of holding a UFC sporting event in 2026 to celebrate the Sestercentennial Anniversary of your kingdom. Perhaps, I should consider a likewise event at Buckingham Palace. Imagine the glory of such an occasion.
Hip Hip,
Charles
Senator Lisa Murkowski, patron saint of Alaskan whalers cries, "Thar she blows!"
July 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Senator Lisa Murkowski, patron saint of Alaskan whalers cries, "Thar she blows!"
Can't wait to see the movie.
June 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Can't wait to see the movie.
Preparing the float for Saturday's Parade:
June 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Preparing the float for Saturday's Parade:
Will Stephen Miller be the new Co-President?
June 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Will Stephen Miller be the new Co-President?
Elon: I'll give you a 65% return on that Tesla.
Don: Great, I'll use the money for that new ballroom.
Elon: Could make Mexico pay for it.
Don: Great, I'll use the money for that new ballroom.
Elon: Could make Mexico pay for it.
June 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Elon: I'll give you a 65% return on that Tesla.
Don: Great, I'll use the money for that new ballroom.
Elon: Could make Mexico pay for it.
Don: Great, I'll use the money for that new ballroom.
Elon: Could make Mexico pay for it.
My view at work:
June 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
My view at work:
They're working on it:
June 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
They're working on it:
He aims his Truth Social posts at dumbasses.
May 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
He aims his Truth Social posts at dumbasses.
Hey ICE, I have a tatto!
Anyone else?
Anyone else?
March 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Hey ICE, I have a tatto!
Anyone else?
Anyone else?
Ten feet from where I sit at work. A prop from the movie.
January 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Ten feet from where I sit at work. A prop from the movie.
If he rules as well as he dances... we're screwed.
January 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
If he rules as well as he dances... we're screwed.
We all be pimpin' somethin' (Note: book in pic not available).
January 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
We all be pimpin' somethin' (Note: book in pic not available).
Day 1: Coming Soon
January 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Day 1: Coming Soon
Zuck's trip to Palm Beach:
January 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Zuck's trip to Palm Beach:
Mark Zuckerberg Thinks Companies Need More ‘Masculine Energy!
January 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Mark Zuckerberg Thinks Companies Need More ‘Masculine Energy!