John Paul Stadler
@johnpaulstadler.bsky.social
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Area pervert and pie taster; gay; film and media scholar —> mostly queer and porn-centric research. Opinions are mine and mine alone.
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Eight years ago my friends surprised me by baking a waterpizzamelon, after I had spent the better portion of the year incessantly tweeting about my love for this abomination. Never question my commitment to the bit. #filthiestpersonalive #waterpizzamelon
Here I am 8 years ago at Jake’s apartment to watch RuPaul, only to be confronted by a piping hot waterpizzamelon (marinara, cheese, and pepperoni on a slab of scalding pink fleshy fruit), my beloved meme incarnate. I can be seen taking my first bite of this rare delicacy and expressing a sort of ecstatic pleasure, the kind that kills.
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pattonoswalt.bsky.social
This is why I love Chicago so much. Their “we will fuck with you” reserves are BOTTOMLESS.
johnpaulstadler.bsky.social
I’m putting you in time out
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johnpaulstadler.bsky.social
Normally I hate writing my bio when I’m asked to do so for an event, but today as I listed projects that I’m worked on, it made me feel lucky to be able to do the kind of research/writing I do.
A bio that reads, “Dr. John Paul Stadler is an assistant professor of Film and Media Studies at North Carolina State University, with cross-appointments in the Communication, Rhetoric and Digital Media program and the Women's, Gender and Sexuality Studies program. His research and teaching centers on the role of media in shaping modern notions of gender and sexuality. His research has covered the complex desire structure of gay-for-pay pornography, the rise of phone sex during the AIDS epidemic, the relationship of porn studies as a discursive field to queer studies, and the epidemiological lessons of the porn industry for the Covid-19 pandemic. Currently, he is writing on the modern fetish of gooning, the gamification of porn in "Cock Hero" videos, and the psychogeography of space in the first AIDS film, Buddies.”
johnpaulstadler.bsky.social
The amount of a “Star Trek: The Next Generation” A.I. shipping vids about Riker and O’Brien that I’ve seen in the last week has been… well, it’s been a lot.
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Real
dandock.bsky.social
I love how Blue Velvet becomes David Lynch's version of a "coming of age" story. You imagine that you're all grown up and then you go on a joyride with Frank Booth and learn that adulthood is a parade of countless unknowable and bizarre cruelties. Your childhood hometown is full of severed ears.
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I forget to cut the cord this morning. Sorry!
johnpaulstadler.bsky.social
We’re doing fascism? Not on my watch; we’re doing dissociative mutual aid fag in singlet dances the day away in front of his Tom of Finland (of outer space) godmothers realness.
johnpaulstadler.bsky.social
Love the slippage between “someone told be” and “I saw online.” That’s definitely another axiom for the modern era.
johnpaulstadler.bsky.social
Let's get meta-physical, meta-physical!
johnpaulstadler.bsky.social
I’m knocking three items off my to-do list that have lingered on the list for over a month.