John Ryan
@johnryanwrites.bsky.social
Senior Writer/Narrative Designer/Consultant for Games | Horizon Forbidden West | Destiny: The Taken King and beyond | IRON MAN VR | Guild Wars 2 | Forza 7 | Fable 2 | Lily's Garden. Husband, Marathoner, Cat Wrangler, BAFTA member. johnryanwrites.com
Ogier the Dane is ready to fucking go!
From his wiki page: "Ogier in Danish legend is said to dwell in Kronborg Castle, his beard grown down to the floor. He will sleep there until the day when the country of Denmark is in the greatest peril, at which time he will awaken and save the nation."
From his wiki page: "Ogier in Danish legend is said to dwell in Kronborg Castle, his beard grown down to the floor. He will sleep there until the day when the country of Denmark is in the greatest peril, at which time he will awaken and save the nation."
January 12, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Ogier the Dane is ready to fucking go!
From his wiki page: "Ogier in Danish legend is said to dwell in Kronborg Castle, his beard grown down to the floor. He will sleep there until the day when the country of Denmark is in the greatest peril, at which time he will awaken and save the nation."
From his wiki page: "Ogier in Danish legend is said to dwell in Kronborg Castle, his beard grown down to the floor. He will sleep there until the day when the country of Denmark is in the greatest peril, at which time he will awaken and save the nation."
Show me what comic you loved when you were 13, and that's all I need to know about you.
January 12, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Show me what comic you loved when you were 13, and that's all I need to know about you.
What four classic* video games to you find yourself replaying no matter how old they are?
These are mine:
*"Classic" = at least 15 years old.
These are mine:
*"Classic" = at least 15 years old.
January 11, 2026 at 9:50 PM
What four classic* video games to you find yourself replaying no matter how old they are?
These are mine:
*"Classic" = at least 15 years old.
These are mine:
*"Classic" = at least 15 years old.
10 years gone today.
January 11, 2026 at 5:52 AM
10 years gone today.
Olive working as Thigh Warmer.
January 9, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Olive working as Thigh Warmer.
Everything feels like it sucks, but before you give up hope remember that Jeff exists. That's something positive.
January 8, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Everything feels like it sucks, but before you give up hope remember that Jeff exists. That's something positive.
Hey, you. Shit's fucked. Here's Olive. She loves you. Hope it helps.
January 7, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Hey, you. Shit's fucked. Here's Olive. She loves you. Hope it helps.
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.
December 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.
A late Christmas gift for Olive.
December 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
A late Christmas gift for Olive.
Finally got around to Down Cemetery Road. Emma Thompson would make an excellent Hartnell/C. Baker/Capaldi strain of Doctor.
December 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Finally got around to Down Cemetery Road. Emma Thompson would make an excellent Hartnell/C. Baker/Capaldi strain of Doctor.
Yeah, I can live with this.
December 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Yeah, I can live with this.
Olive dreams of a world without AI. Let's all be like Olive.
December 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Olive dreams of a world without AI. Let's all be like Olive.
Happy 30th birthday to the best Western crime film ever made.
December 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Happy 30th birthday to the best Western crime film ever made.
Early morning run in Silent Hill.
December 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Early morning run in Silent Hill.
Walking into 2026:
December 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Walking into 2026:
A very big thank you to DigiPen for inviting me once again to evaluate World Bible projects written and assembled by their narrative design students.
Note: Stock photo alert. It was too dark and rainy to take a photo tonight of the campus.
Note: Stock photo alert. It was too dark and rainy to take a photo tonight of the campus.
December 9, 2025 at 5:25 AM
A very big thank you to DigiPen for inviting me once again to evaluate World Bible projects written and assembled by their narrative design students.
Note: Stock photo alert. It was too dark and rainy to take a photo tonight of the campus.
Note: Stock photo alert. It was too dark and rainy to take a photo tonight of the campus.
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
Olive radiating some big "Judi Dench as M" energy here.
November 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Olive radiating some big "Judi Dench as M" energy here.
Here. Tweaked it to be a sitcom promo image.
November 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Here. Tweaked it to be a sitcom promo image.
Got my Steam Machine skin sorted.
November 13, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Got my Steam Machine skin sorted.