John R'lyeh, where dead Cthulhu waits dreaming
@johnryanwrites.bsky.social
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Senior Writer/Narrative Designer/Consultant for Games | Horizon Forbidden West | Destiny: The Taken King and beyond | IRON MAN VR | Guild Wars 2 | Forza 7 | Fable 2 | Lily's Garden. Husband, Marathoner, Cat Wrangler. johnryanwrites.com
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jeffvandermeer.bsky.social
As the administration goes all in on an alternate reality about portland that bears no resemblance to fact and rule of law, continuing radical (and just plain funny, ridiculing) acts of the imagination along with other ways of getting out the reality on the ground may help curb their momentum.
fake film poster with a sunset and the portland frog protestor with words The Portland War, A Film by Ken Burns
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johnryanwrites.bsky.social
I know that face. That's a face I make when I'm on deadline.
johnryanwrites.bsky.social
I'll join you to get Sherman and Grant in the game a couple years earlier instead of McClellan dicking around with the Union Army.
johnryanwrites.bsky.social
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
Westley and Buttercup in The Princess Bride.
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jessothomson.co.uk
It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies

Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case
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ashleycooper.bsky.social
Let's hit $100 today!

On Nov 8 I'm playing games for 24HRS to raise money for SickKids Children's Hospital!

This is my 10TH year doing this. Together we've raised over $23,000. Let's make this the best year yet!

Every donation gets you in the prize raffle!

www.extra-life.org/participants...
Extra Life | Change Kids' Health, Change the Future
I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health.
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johnryanwrites.bsky.social
Wrote the bulk of my master's thesis in a 24-hour haze of caffeine, NIN, Nitzer Ebb, Lords of Acid, and KMFDM, with X-Files/MST3K/Weather Channel on a TV for company. Thesis passed on a first committee review. Gen AI would've been crying in a corner, shouting "Game Over, man" by Hour 4.
monkeyminion.com
I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
finn
wokeupchic • 4d
It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes
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ahoymehearties.bsky.social
While I'm struggling to finish the trailer for my next game, it's nice to see people still discovering Vampire Therapist's odd charms. :)

If you've played and haven't reviewed on Steam, please do so -- it helps us out a ton!
blizzardwatch.com
It's officially spooky season, but what if you want a little guidance to ease you into it? Like a therapist, maybe. Or a therapist who happens to bring their own holiday season flair by coincidentally being a vampire. But where in the indie game could we find something like a vampire therapist?
Ease yourself into the Halloween season with a therapist who happens to be a vampire in Vampire Therapist
I am a huge fan of all things horror, from brooding and creepy to extreme gore that borders on parody, but sometimes during Halloween month, you have to ea
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catsuka.bsky.social
"Perfect Blue: Collector's Edition" (4K UHD + Blu-Ray) is up for pre-orders (USA).
Remastered film + 128 page booklet, 10 art cards, poster, complete 117-min Lectures by Satoshi Kon...
>> www.catsuka.com/shopping/ind...
johnryanwrites.bsky.social
describe your bluesky account with a single image
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peakingsassy.bsky.social
The girlfriend of TWO of the founders of antifa!
Ingrid Bergman as Ilsa Lund in Casablanca
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goldengateblond.bsky.social
someone needlepoint this on a pillow for me, please and thank you
dieworkwear.bsky.social
glad to be born at a time when i got to see what life was like before the internet and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity
johnryanwrites.bsky.social
It's amazing how they keep doing it and still squander the potential. It's like going in to a driver's exam every time and failing to start the car. Just, what are you doing here?
johnryanwrites.bsky.social
Sung to "Girlfriend in a Coma" by the Smiths

"Girlfriend of Antifa, I know I know she's furious"
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johnryanwrites.bsky.social
AC Black Flag Freedom Cry DLC might be right up your alley.
johnryanwrites.bsky.social
Really? I missed Unity so neat that someone thought of it.
johnryanwrites.bsky.social
I love the Reconstruction idea. I had a dream AC game set in the Jazz Age/Depression about a cat burglar fighting inequality and rising fascism in NYC. I can only imagine there are so many people at Ubi who had killer ideas for AC games that were boxed out by suits.
johnryanwrites.bsky.social
When I lived in Copenhagen, it was Amagerstrand.
merriam-webster.com
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
johnryanwrites.bsky.social
This is in every dystopian film, right? It's practically a cyberpunk punchline at this point. It's only missing the "Type in your Gold Status Number for express service" bit.