John Smith
@johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social
A totally real person named John Smith, who exists and is real
it doesn't even look good or fun
November 18, 2025 at 10:04 AM
it doesn't even look good or fun
I wish I could do more than suffer with you
November 18, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I wish I could do more than suffer with you
this is literally what all the "buy gold" type commercials on Fox News are saying
November 18, 2025 at 6:38 AM
this is literally what all the "buy gold" type commercials on Fox News are saying
old people especially should be given nothing, they are gonna die soon anyway so fuck them
people that are more than 100 feet away from you probably won't leave bags of flaming dog shit on your doorstep, fuck them too
people that are more than 100 feet away from you probably won't leave bags of flaming dog shit on your doorstep, fuck them too
November 18, 2025 at 6:37 AM
old people especially should be given nothing, they are gonna die soon anyway so fuck them
people that are more than 100 feet away from you probably won't leave bags of flaming dog shit on your doorstep, fuck them too
people that are more than 100 feet away from you probably won't leave bags of flaming dog shit on your doorstep, fuck them too
you see Matt there is a lot of space for data centers to be constructed on women's eyelids
November 18, 2025 at 6:33 AM
you see Matt there is a lot of space for data centers to be constructed on women's eyelids
hard to un-see this now that you've pointed it out
November 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM
hard to un-see this now that you've pointed it out
do better, Xander O'Connor 😞
November 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
do better, Xander O'Connor 😞
making "Men Taking CHARGE!!" my whole ass internet footprint
November 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
making "Men Taking CHARGE!!" my whole ass internet footprint
back to the grind
November 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
back to the grind
congratulations Doctor Turner 💪
November 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
congratulations Doctor Turner 💪
"Normal Person" lol
November 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
"Normal Person" lol
glad to see those OG markov chain email text generators are still out there, take that AI
November 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
glad to see those OG markov chain email text generators are still out there, take that AI
dang did they all really just leave her out on the end of the rail there, lmao
November 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
dang did they all really just leave her out on the end of the rail there, lmao
*loud balloon deflating noises*
November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
*loud balloon deflating noises*
this is just something parasitic worms say to make you feel better about them
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
this is just something parasitic worms say to make you feel better about them
to be fair, that isn't what these pop media guys do either so they aren't wrong to be worried
November 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
to be fair, that isn't what these pop media guys do either so they aren't wrong to be worried
I can't wait for the next Time of Healing, when we Get The Nation Back On Track, and Put All This Behind Us
November 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I can't wait for the next Time of Healing, when we Get The Nation Back On Track, and Put All This Behind Us
half of their talking heads and anchors are literally George W. Bush era GOP politicians and white house staff
November 16, 2025 at 1:38 PM
half of their talking heads and anchors are literally George W. Bush era GOP politicians and white house staff
I got Peace through Strength and I didn't walk right for a month
November 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I got Peace through Strength and I didn't walk right for a month
It was a golden age, if you were into raping children
November 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM
It was a golden age, if you were into raping children
AI will fix this
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November 16, 2025 at 9:12 AM
AI will fix this
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maybe they just want to see your balls
November 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
maybe they just want to see your balls
going to make a few guesses about the methodologies and demographics of this survey
November 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
going to make a few guesses about the methodologies and demographics of this survey