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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 10h

He has lost the mandate of heaven

John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 13h

he is hoping for the top secret ultra tech space magic cancer cure that everyone knows they have but they don't give to anyone but the president, because --

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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 14h

it does seem pretty illegal but what does that even mean, I dunno

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 18h

Iron Widow is the perfect antidote to 3BP because it asks the existential question: if women are so inherently inferior how come this woman's giant dragon mecha is smashing your shit, huh?

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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 18h

oh I think you might be surprised at the lengths the government will go to to prop up the investor class, especially the current crop of shitbirds

like do you think trump personally will let himself take a bath on the economy imploding, lol

John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 21h

there is a certain mar a lago aesthetic, it's like they all go to the same surgeon, it's really recognizable

John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 22h

get a load of that dog

Kirsti MacKenzie @keersteemack.bsky.social · 1d

today I am going to apply for Harvey. please wish me luck

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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 22h

you got this, it's going to work out perfectly, anybody can see this is a good match 🥰

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 1d

“Did you know Graham Platner has a Jewish last name” is the shot of adrenaline I needed this evening. Thank you, random idiot, for this gift

It is hilarious to me when I looked up the origin of Platner's name. It is German and Ashkenazi Jewish. Supreme irony that they accuse him of all this while not knowing that.

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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 1d

don't worry they will just print more money to give to the investor class, they've done it many times

money is fake

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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 1d

they know from experience that if they can get the bubble big enough, they can't even lose because the government(s) will bail them out.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 1d

can you believe this is the same man?

two pictures of an orange cat. on the left he is in the snow, bloody and scared. on the left he is asleep cuddled up in the bed

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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 1d

you really seem like you hate your job and don't know anything about it and don't want to learn, maybe you should look into another line of work son

John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 2d

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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 2d

it still counts!

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 2d

I was the smartest baby.

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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 2d

yeah this is very confusing, it just feels like it's broken or very badly designed rather than a useful or desirable feature

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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 2d

you're a big dumb shithead lol

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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 2d

who is that referring to, apparently they've blocked me already

John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 2d

most of stephen king's books are about writer's block

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 3d

Peterson's outfits look odd to us because he's creating a language that no one else is speaking.

For instance, let's look at this outfit: a unique dinner jacket with black silk facings, white business shirt, grey self-striped tie, navy wool pants, black calf derbies, and grey suede belt.

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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 2d

this thread explains so much more than you probably think it would. it's a very long thread but it's worth your time.

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 3d

I can answer this. I interviewed Peterson's tailor a few years ago, although the interview was never published because I fell behind on work. Here is the story of this suit. 🧵

Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias.bsky.social · 3d

What is happening with this outfit?

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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 3d

dang, you mean we can't sacrifice ANY of them? well how am I supposed to sell this to my liberal think tank bros 😟

John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 3d

DO YOU WANT TRUMP TO WIN??!?!?!

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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 3d

digested sludge 🤤

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