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Johnathan Swag
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professional hater

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Of course it’s a cyber truck
January 29, 2026 at 9:35 PM
January 23, 2026 at 2:52 PM
January 23, 2026 at 2:05 AM
There's one every Monday (except this one) at 4 pm
January 17, 2026 at 6:45 PM
gargle my nutsack @icegov.bsky.social
January 17, 2026 at 10:11 AM
what if you become lactose intolerant
January 16, 2026 at 2:07 PM
If you hang up to go to the bathroom you’re not a real one
January 15, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Wait so can I use a SEPTA keycard on all of WMATA now?
January 15, 2026 at 9:59 PM
They might be coming to us soon anyways
January 15, 2026 at 3:19 PM
They're gonna target immigrant communities so Columbia Pike, south of Ballston, and southern Arlington as a whole. It may not be a big downtown but ICE is everywhere
January 15, 2026 at 3:16 PM
I'll be joining this. But I think local general strikes are more attainable. Minnesota will be doing one on the 23rd, it's been endorsed by multiple unions and orgs. I'm hoping we could do something like that for the DC area if (probably when) they come
January 15, 2026 at 2:45 PM
I've heard talks of an increase in ICE all across VA after Spanberger gets inaugurated. I don't know how true these rumors are, but assuming they are it'll be best to prepare to protect your community first
January 15, 2026 at 2:35 PM
We need to prepare for them to come
January 15, 2026 at 2:27 PM
January 8, 2026 at 11:21 AM