Johnathan Swag
@johnswag.bsky.social
professional hater
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Johnathan Swag
@johnswag.bsky.social
· Feb 11
Photos from today's rally outside the #CFPB (Consumer Financial Protection Bureau) building. "Fork you Elon!" they all chant.
Speakers included staff from CFPB, @warren.senate.gov, Maxine Waters, and about a dozen other congressmen.
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Speakers included staff from CFPB, @warren.senate.gov, Maxine Waters, and about a dozen other congressmen.
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lol we're so fucked
BREAKING: The House passed the so-called SAVE America Act which threatens to upend our freedom to vote.
The bill could disenfranchise millions of eligible voters by requiring documents like passports or birth certificates to register to vote and forcing voter roll purges. The Senate must reject it.
The bill could disenfranchise millions of eligible voters by requiring documents like passports or birth certificates to register to vote and forcing voter roll purges. The Senate must reject it.
February 12, 2026 at 9:04 AM
lol we're so fucked
There is nothing to be afraid of. Only good can come from being too swag, I would know
never considered the socioeconomic effects of being too swag… should i be worried?
January 29, 2026 at 9:41 PM
There is nothing to be afraid of. Only good can come from being too swag, I would know
It’s going to be half an inch of snow that melts away after half an hour
❄️ 🥁Our first snowfall map is out!!!
Here we go...subject to change:
• Beltway: 5–10"
• SE areas.: 4–8"
• Far NW areas: 8–14"
Change to sleet will cut down snow totals Beltway + SE but result in hard-to-shovel mess.
Full briefing: www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
Here we go...subject to change:
• Beltway: 5–10"
• SE areas.: 4–8"
• Far NW areas: 8–14"
Change to sleet will cut down snow totals Beltway + SE but result in hard-to-shovel mess.
Full briefing: www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
January 22, 2026 at 6:04 PM
It’s going to be half an inch of snow that melts away after half an hour
There’s a guy in the bathroom next to me talking on the phone while pissing
January 15, 2026 at 11:05 PM
There’s a guy in the bathroom next to me talking on the phone while pissing
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ICE continues to infest our communities and bring tragedy and danger onto quiet neighborhood streets. ICE’s door-to-door operations make our country look more like Nazi Germany than America. ICE HAS NO PLACE IN THIS COUNTRY.
Join the fight and find a rapid response network near you.
Join the fight and find a rapid response network near you.
January 15, 2026 at 12:39 AM
ICE continues to infest our communities and bring tragedy and danger onto quiet neighborhood streets. ICE’s door-to-door operations make our country look more like Nazi Germany than America. ICE HAS NO PLACE IN THIS COUNTRY.
Join the fight and find a rapid response network near you.
Join the fight and find a rapid response network near you.
I will not let ICE kidnap my neighbors. We have to be ready for them if they come. Rapid response teams, disruption, a general strike, whatever it takes. ICE cannot be allowed to carry out their terrorism in Arlington and it's up to us to stop them from doing so
Woke up with a terrible thought at 3:40 AM : youngkin out soon and then ice hits NOVA for punishment purposes 😢
January 15, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I will not let ICE kidnap my neighbors. We have to be ready for them if they come. Rapid response teams, disruption, a general strike, whatever it takes. ICE cannot be allowed to carry out their terrorism in Arlington and it's up to us to stop them from doing so
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If you’re in Washington, DC I have to give a shout out to FLARE. A really cool volunteer-powered resistance movement. They are doing good trouble in DC to fight the Trump regime. flareusa.cargo.site
January 11, 2026 at 11:15 PM
If you’re in Washington, DC I have to give a shout out to FLARE. A really cool volunteer-powered resistance movement. They are doing good trouble in DC to fight the Trump regime. flareusa.cargo.site
Impending sense of doom right now
January 14, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Impending sense of doom right now
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This is stunning. Listen to this in Philadelphia.
Thousands singing “Hey-Oh, we won’t be silent while our friends are gunned down.”
Really listen to it.
Thousands singing “Hey-Oh, we won’t be silent while our friends are gunned down.”
Really listen to it.
January 11, 2026 at 4:55 AM
This is stunning. Listen to this in Philadelphia.
Thousands singing “Hey-Oh, we won’t be silent while our friends are gunned down.”
Really listen to it.
Thousands singing “Hey-Oh, we won’t be silent while our friends are gunned down.”
Really listen to it.
ICE out for good protest in DC today at 1 PM. We will be marching to the ICE HQ. Remember Renee Nicole Good
January 11, 2026 at 1:18 PM
ICE out for good protest in DC today at 1 PM. We will be marching to the ICE HQ. Remember Renee Nicole Good
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I mean I've been keeping track of all my rides in a spreadsheet for the past year but this is nice too
See how your rides rank with Metro Rewind 2025. Arriving December 17. Stay up to date: www.metrorewind.com?utm_source=b... #metrorewind2025
December 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I mean I've been keeping track of all my rides in a spreadsheet for the past year but this is nice too
@wmata.com do non living passengers still have to pay their fare?
October 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
@wmata.com do non living passengers still have to pay their fare?
There are two cyber trucks parked in Ballston right now, evacuate immediately, I repeat evacuate immediately
August 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
There are two cyber trucks parked in Ballston right now, evacuate immediately, I repeat evacuate immediately
WOOOO LET'S GO TAKIS!!!
June 19, 2025 at 5:16 AM
WOOOO LET'S GO TAKIS!!!
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This is an egregiously shameful tweet from a US senator
June 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This is an egregiously shameful tweet from a US senator
Hands across Arlington was a MASSIVE success. Took this video at Glebe, everywhere looked like this as far as I could see
June 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Hands across Arlington was a MASSIVE success. Took this video at Glebe, everywhere looked like this as far as I could see
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Welcome to Virginia: the top of @democrats.org’s New South
Here in Arlington we’ve got 5000+ ppl lined up across 5 miles of road to say NO kings in our country
@vademocrats.bsky.social & @arlingtondems.bsky.social are going to fight like hell for our rights & democracy bc that’s what patriots do
Here in Arlington we’ve got 5000+ ppl lined up across 5 miles of road to say NO kings in our country
@vademocrats.bsky.social & @arlingtondems.bsky.social are going to fight like hell for our rights & democracy bc that’s what patriots do
June 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Welcome to Virginia: the top of @democrats.org’s New South
Here in Arlington we’ve got 5000+ ppl lined up across 5 miles of road to say NO kings in our country
@vademocrats.bsky.social & @arlingtondems.bsky.social are going to fight like hell for our rights & democracy bc that’s what patriots do
Here in Arlington we’ve got 5000+ ppl lined up across 5 miles of road to say NO kings in our country
@vademocrats.bsky.social & @arlingtondems.bsky.social are going to fight like hell for our rights & democracy bc that’s what patriots do
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Peaceful #NoKings protests in Arlington and all around the world. Very well organized by @wofava.bsky.social and @indivisible.org. Not anti military, but opposed to idea that no one is above the law. Proud that some of our staffers are out making a difference! #NoKings #NoKings2025
June 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Peaceful #NoKings protests in Arlington and all around the world. Very well organized by @wofava.bsky.social and @indivisible.org. Not anti military, but opposed to idea that no one is above the law. Proud that some of our staffers are out making a difference! #NoKings #NoKings2025
LETS GOOOO I LOVE YOU WMATA!!!!
Metro is launching Automatic Train Operation on the Blue, Orange, and Silver lines this Sunday, enhancing safety, reliability, and efficiency!
This marks the first time the entire Metrorail system will be in automatic mode since 2009.
Learn more: wmata.com/about/news/M...
This marks the first time the entire Metrorail system will be in automatic mode since 2009.
Learn more: wmata.com/about/news/M...
June 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
LETS GOOOO I LOVE YOU WMATA!!!!
I’ll give you Arlington County.. when you pry it from my cold dead mother fucking hands 🖕
June 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM