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The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy...what
Do I also need a cute gold trimmed cherry charm for my handbags? Also yes.
October 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Dangerously close to sobbing in public because my five week holiday is coming to an end
October 10, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Yesterday I held a brand new baby and reconnected with an old old friend. Life has its swings and roundabouts
September 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Why yes, I am on a domestic mini holiday before my international holiday
August 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Leaving for a 5 week holiday in 2 weeks time and nary a single tour has been booked. Surely my friends will book it for me, no? 💅🏽💅🏽
August 19, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Kicking off the day with the new Clipse album. Lets gooooooo
August 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
NYX Professional Makeup's IV Hydrating Lip gloss really is THAT BITCH!!
August 15, 2025 at 7:32 AM
The sun has barely risen where I am and I'm already trying to solve a personal crisis through Reddit. Anxiety is winning this round
August 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Still thinking about the Didi driver that had Celine's 'Power of Love's blasting this morning. Tipped him extra for loving that diva down
April 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Brisbane is the fourth capital city I've visited in three weeks. It only took 48 hours to convince me to move here permanently
April 5, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Home for the next 24 hours before I jet off again. Thank you Universe for presenting me with opportunities and lessons
April 2, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Picked up some yuzu cheesecake and Yuzu donuts from Azuki, a Japanese bakery in Sydney
March 29, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Celebrated Greek Independence Day in one of Darwin's best Greek restaurants. Every dish was just on point. The ouzo isn't mine (72 days sober tyvm 💅🏽) but I've had it before and it's delicious.
March 28, 2025 at 11:11 AM
The urge to nap is fighting with the obligation to move (at the gym)
March 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
This place feels so much more calm but I wish my more of my moots migrated over here
March 6, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The lamb kofta looked like feces and probably tasted similar. Dry, luke warm and unseasoned bar the paprika
February 6, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Doechii really did that!!!
February 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
describe your in-person social skills with a gif
January 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
For Valentine's Day I would like:

- tennis necklace (happy with moissanite)

- vouchers for cosmetic injectables or a hair spa

-a home cooked three course meal

Cupid do your thing!!!
January 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Girl WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
I once ate my husband's bogey. Was surprised how different it tasted from mine. He declined to reciprocate.
January 22, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Oops I left my uber pan de sal in the oven for a little too long
January 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Ok so don't shoot me but I have never seen any of David Lynch's work
I started a complete Twin Peaks rewatch last week, and that was a very good decision.
January 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Today I'm celebrating 9 days of sobriety 🎆🎉
January 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Reposted by E
So this is complete bullshit. It was just a zookeeper with a microphone.
January 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Yeah my 2025 is going well wbu
January 10, 2025 at 8:56 AM