flaccīd haze
@jombo.bsky.social
Prescription Serotonin Addict
Millennial Scumbag
Paper-Cut Survivor
Millennial Scumbag
Paper-Cut Survivor
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yeah i’m walking. yeah, i’m chewing gum 💯😎
update: i have tripped and swallowed the gum 😩
update: i have tripped and swallowed the gum 😩
March 22, 2024 at 5:17 PM
yeah i’m walking. yeah, i’m chewing gum 💯😎
update: i have tripped and swallowed the gum 😩
update: i have tripped and swallowed the gum 😩
post a screenshot of your favorite IOS stickers
March 22, 2024 at 5:58 PM
post a screenshot of your favorite IOS stickers
figuring out which circle of hell we’re stuck in at work
January 18, 2024 at 2:09 PM
figuring out which circle of hell we’re stuck in at work
casually listening to my coworker verbally beat the shit out of the robot operating system on the phone👀
November 16, 2023 at 9:04 PM
casually listening to my coworker verbally beat the shit out of the robot operating system on the phone👀
anybody know the conversation rate for Reddit upvotes to twitter likes?
November 10, 2023 at 9:29 PM
anybody know the conversation rate for Reddit upvotes to twitter likes?
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Congressional staffers say an onslaught of calls and emails asking for members to support a cease-fire has caught Dems completely off-guard.
“I’ve never seen such a disconnect between where voters and constituents are and where Congress is"
“I’ve never seen such a disconnect between where voters and constituents are and where Congress is"
Democratic Staffers Told To Let Constant Calls For Cease-Fire ‘Go To Voicemail’
Congressional staff say the mood inside the Capitol is tense, stifling and bewildering as members brush off their constituents’ outrage.
www.huffpost.com
November 10, 2023 at 12:36 AM
Congressional staffers say an onslaught of calls and emails asking for members to support a cease-fire has caught Dems completely off-guard.
“I’ve never seen such a disconnect between where voters and constituents are and where Congress is"
“I’ve never seen such a disconnect between where voters and constituents are and where Congress is"
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the realer thing is thing and notthing, nething and enthing thingingly thinged. the silver thing is only second place.
November 10, 2023 at 2:53 PM
the realer thing is thing and notthing, nething and enthing thingingly thinged. the silver thing is only second place.
i just sneezed and cummed at the same time sos
November 8, 2023 at 5:55 PM
i just sneezed and cummed at the same time sos
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Shouldn’t have kicked my staff in the office…
November 8, 2023 at 5:12 PM
Shouldn’t have kicked my staff in the office…
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“You’re still going out tonight?”
Me:
Me:
November 6, 2023 at 8:41 PM
“You’re still going out tonight?”
Me:
Me:
is everyone else just as confused about the time change or is it just me??
November 6, 2023 at 1:50 PM
is everyone else just as confused about the time change or is it just me??
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me: no it’s not the same time it was yesterday we changed the clocks last nite
my cat: are you even listening to yourself rn
my cat: are you even listening to yourself rn
November 5, 2023 at 2:31 PM
me: no it’s not the same time it was yesterday we changed the clocks last nite
my cat: are you even listening to yourself rn
my cat: are you even listening to yourself rn
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fun factoid: factoid just means “little fact”
November 3, 2023 at 4:25 PM
fun factoid: factoid just means “little fact”
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the feedback my brain gives me is like an 8ball but all of the options it shows are just “fuck you” and “cunt”
November 2, 2023 at 6:38 PM
the feedback my brain gives me is like an 8ball but all of the options it shows are just “fuck you” and “cunt”
4:20 bro BLAZEEEEE IT
November 2, 2023 at 8:21 PM
4:20 bro BLAZEEEEE IT
Any activity is a good one for time theft
It’s a great activity for time theft Thursday
November 2, 2023 at 6:40 PM
Any activity is a good one for time theft
the feedback my brain gives me is like an 8ball but all of the options it shows are just “fuck you” and “cunt”
November 2, 2023 at 6:38 PM
the feedback my brain gives me is like an 8ball but all of the options it shows are just “fuck you” and “cunt”
no thoughts only goo
November 2, 2023 at 6:35 PM
no thoughts only goo
you reading this rn, i pissed your pants
November 2, 2023 at 3:38 PM
you reading this rn, i pissed your pants
*moves coworker from milf to gilf*
November 1, 2023 at 5:22 PM
*moves coworker from milf to gilf*