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Aston Villa STH. Stanley the sheltie owner. Would leave them all for Morten Harket. Daughter quote ”why do you only make friends with the silly ones?”

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Jo @jomonty.bsky.social · 7h

Yes, we laugh about that.

Jo @jomonty.bsky.social · 8h

So do I.
As a family, we take great delight that when he was sacked after the Fulham game, it was Nas that clearly decided, right I'll do it.
I was so sad when Deano went and rejoiced when that fraud Gerrard did.

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Jo @jomonty.bsky.social · 8h

I agree. It was awful. The way he treated Mings was a disgrace. I loathe him, too

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Jo @jomonty.bsky.social · 9h

Helpful and generous.

Jo @jomonty.bsky.social · 9h

🤣

Jo @jomonty.bsky.social · 10h

Oh, I would've liked that.

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Jo @jomonty.bsky.social · 14h

Oh no.

Jo @jomonty.bsky.social · 16h

That's so kind, how unlike you 😊.

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Jo @jomonty.bsky.social · 18h

😆😆

fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 18h

I'm a middle-aged man and frequently end up staring into the middle distance, thinking about fuck all. My wife accuses me of eyeing up other women when I'm doing this outdoors, which I have not done. I now suspect I have resting pervert face.

Jo @jomonty.bsky.social · 18h

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Jo @jomonty.bsky.social · 18h

😆😆

a woman with blonde hair says winning in front of a plant

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Jo @jomonty.bsky.social · 18h

Why would any decent human want a bag made from crocodile 🐊?

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Jo @jomonty.bsky.social · 19h

Absolute tune.
Surely you were tapping a foot to that?
It was on our Villa Park mix-tape.

Jo @jomonty.bsky.social · 1d

😆.
Yes, the mouse 🐁.

Jo @jomonty.bsky.social · 1d

Tune. Did you dance?

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Jo @jomonty.bsky.social · 1d

a cartoon leopard is wearing a police uniform and saying `` so cute !! '' .

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Jo @jomonty.bsky.social · 1d

😱 It's awful.

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Jo @jomonty.bsky.social · 1d

🥰🥰

WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 1d

This is Boksil. She is reaching levels of cozy previously unheard of. 12/10 a trailblazer (IG: with_bokdanji)

a small cream colored dog stares up at us. this is Boksil, swaddled in a grey robe, and tucked underneath a thick blanket on a bed. her little paws poke out of the robe's sleeves, and her toe beans are in full view. her tiny pink tongue mlems from her grinning mouth.

a higher angle of Boksil. a small yellow pillow rests beside her for scale, and her eyes are closed peacefully as she rests swaddled under a white blanket, looking very cozy.

Jo @jomonty.bsky.social · 1d

😆😆 harsh.

Jo @jomonty.bsky.social · 1d

They are from Aldi, so possibly not. They have quite a lot of interesting vegetarian food.

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Jo @jomonty.bsky.social · 1d

Oh. Same Marco 🥰😍

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Jo @jomonty.bsky.social · 1d

@lindsayea.bsky.social I had one of these with salad for dinner, and it was very nice.

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Jo @jomonty.bsky.social · 1d

This is Roger, who despises Stan and goes berserk every time he sees him, to the extent his owner can hardly hold onto him. Stan is the only dog he is like this to 🤷‍♀️.
We tried to get them to interact previously to no avail.
Tonight, it worked. They were fine after a few minutes.

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Jo @jomonty.bsky.social · 1d

😆😆

Jo @jomonty.bsky.social · 1d

Popular choice amongst the blue-sky Villa fans 😆.
Actually, mine is blue as well.

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