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jonathan
@jon.me.uk
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29, media grad, IT professional, 🏳️‍🌈 gay he/him

📍Southampton, UK
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the Salisbury one on the other hand is v pretty and still exists
January 9, 2026 at 7:40 PM
jon.me.uk
the old Southampton Odeon was so beautiful too, I felt so inspired by the architecture going there growing up 😍😍😍
January 9, 2026 at 7:35 PM
jon.me.uk
is gemini telling me to get an iPhone???
Shuffle Sleep Sounds on Apple Music 10 I cannot directly control Apple Music to shuffle the sleep sounds. You should use your device's voice assistant (like Siri) and say "Hey Siri, shuffle sleep sounds on Apple Music" or open the Apple Music app and select a sleep sounds playlist to shuffle manually. =x
December 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
jon.me.uk
this feels like bullying, I've not even spent that much there 😩
Number of payments 127 Average spend 127 payments £7.03 Total spent 127 payments £893.12
December 17, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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does it still count if I worked there? 😩😩😩
Screenshot of Monzo Wrapped saying I spent more than most at Waitrose X The legend of Jonathan and the not-quite-essentials You spend more than most at Waitrose. To you, truffle oil IS essential.
December 17, 2025 at 9:58 AM
jon.me.uk
I'd have preferred fresh leeks actually???
Dear Jonathan. Your order is due for delivery today between 11:30am - 12:30pm. You can check your order's arrival time using our app. We're sorry, we've had to substitute a few products in your order: 1 x Picard Sliced Leeks for 1 x Picard Organic Broccoli and Cauliflower Florets.
December 6, 2025 at 7:51 AM
jon.me.uk
WHERE
Photo of a yellow road sign that says "ducks crossing please slow down" with three duck silhouette
December 5, 2025 at 11:47 AM
jon.me.uk
they look like this now (this is Newsflash and it scrapes the link in the feed for the full article too, but it's Linux only)
Screenshot of Newsflash RSS client on Linux showing a list of feeds on the left, list of articles in the middle, and then the article on the right with a photo
October 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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holy moly
photo of a packet of the Sainsbury's bourbon twist neopolitan ice cream flavoured bourbons
September 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
jon.me.uk
these must've come from some big fish hands
photo of ginormous fish fingers (the Russells 6 breaded chunky cod fish fingers)
September 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
jon.me.uk
me
photo of the back of a box of crackers but it's the high bake cracker that's me x
September 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
jon.me.uk
I keep pressing the amazon haul button by accident so I zapped it away with adguard ⚡️😭
screenshot of my Mac using the AdGuard element picker in Safari to remove the Amazon Haul button on amazon's website
September 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
jon.me.uk
why is my new inhaler so ugly
ugly new inhaler that looks like a cyber truck
August 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
jon.me.uk
accessible toilets deserve bigger mirrors 😡
photo of me trying to take a mirror selfie but the mirror is tiny
August 23, 2025 at 8:24 AM
jon.me.uk
the wording for this is so weird considering the only thing I didn't provide was the money
Dear offer holder We are getting in touch to let you know that your offer of admission to study with us in Michaelmas 2025 will shortly be withdrawn. This is because we did not receive the evidence we need in order to complete your offer conditions and confirm your admission. The deadline to do this has now passed. If you have uploaded documents in the past 24 hours and your conditions have now disappeared from your self service, please disregard this email.
August 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
jon.me.uk
this lemon tastes funny :/
lemon shaped potato
August 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
jon.me.uk
hun I’m trying :(
screenshot of the Uber app with an in-app ad I guess for Uber Ears saying “Get more than a ride”
August 13, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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good night boosky 👻
A shirtless photo of me w my round glasses on
August 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
jon.me.uk
ordinarily chocolate hobnobs but I'm obsessed with these rn
the photo of Lu le petit chocolat biscuits from Tesco's website
August 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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party girl
a photo of a Yorkshire pudding thing from M&S and it’s 365g
August 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
jon.me.uk
morrisons mounjaro 🫨🫨🫨
Advert on Instagram for morrisons the supermarket weight loss injections Offering “Ground breaking weight loss service”
July 27, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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I was wrong: my leg is skinnier too!!
Photo of my legs, my left leg that I broke lol is like 1/3 skinnier than the right. The right leg has duck socks!!! They’re blue with little yellow rubber ducks I love them sorry for the commentary I’m 🍃 and dictating hope u good 🤙
July 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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my phone is showing me these from when I sold my Lumia 1020 and miss it so much 😭
Lumia 1020 in the camera case with the default Windows Phone 8.1 (presumably) home screen Lumia 1020 always on display showing the time Lumia 1020 camera bump Lumia 1020 and camera grip combo box
July 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Mariah Carey skinny meme where she’s photoshopped like twig thin with a red filter
July 9, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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JINATJAN is my new name now 🥰🥰🥰
Your parcel has been delivered and received by JINATJAN at 11:18 on Wed 09 Jul 2025 = Remember, your driver will need your delivery PIN 6316
July 9, 2025 at 10:35 AM