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jonathan
@jon.me.uk
28, media grad, IT professional, 🏳️‍🌈 gay he/him

📍Southampton, UK
the old Southampton Odeon was so beautiful too, I felt so inspired by the architecture going there growing up 😍😍😍
January 9, 2026 at 7:35 PM
new job day ahhh 🫡🫨🫠😌
January 7, 2026 at 10:05 AM
I love roasted parsnips sm
December 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I love foldy phones so much
December 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
is gemini telling me to get an iPhone???
December 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
does it still count if I worked there? 😩😩😩
December 17, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I'd have preferred fresh leeks actually???
December 6, 2025 at 7:51 AM
WHERE
December 5, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Reposted by jonathan
"This is one of the few places where the public participate in a institution that really matters"

Labour peer Baroness Kennedy criticises the government’s decision to scrap jury trials for crimes with sentences of less than three years.

#Newsnight
December 3, 2025 at 12:30 PM
got diagnosed with ADHD combined type this morning and now im wondering if that's what of The Best Both Worlds is about?? Hannah Montana please confirm
November 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Hairy Milk
malgm.uk Mal @malgm.uk · Oct 30
Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Knickers
change one letter, ruin a candy.

Blow Cops
October 30, 2025 at 10:43 AM
jon.me.uk was hoarded for 15 years by a domain reselling company and now I'm gonna hoard it for my Bluesky handle and probably not much else 😍
October 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
crazy that limescale makes my coffee machine incontinent (leak water from the coffee hole when i use the steaming wand)
October 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
it's always a good day to self host things, but especially when AWS throws a major wobbly
October 20, 2025 at 9:14 AM
a diva never dies
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump says he has commuted sentence of former US Rep. George Santos in federal fraud case.
October 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
EE charging £1.50 for spam call filtering on top of the most batshit contract prices to begin with is wild
October 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Reposted by jonathan
I finally cleaned up my messy cablework
September 25, 2025 at 9:57 AM
NEW FUTURAMA
September 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
holy moly
September 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
these must've come from some big fish hands
September 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
lol
September 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
hottest apple event in years
September 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Reposted by jonathan
Following complaints, the government have announced the next emergency alert will have an updated sound.
September 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
me
September 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
ocado is kinda slay???
September 6, 2025 at 12:17 PM