Saw the Souter headline and had a few seconds of "fuck Trump gets another justice" before remembering he retired in 2009
May 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Saw the Souter headline and had a few seconds of "fuck Trump gets another justice" before remembering he retired in 2009
Just had a brief dream there was a rapper named “44talky”
February 28, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Just had a brief dream there was a rapper named “44talky”
My country has a lot of flaws and always has but I still would prefer it not be dismantled for spare parts by the worst people in the world
January 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
My country has a lot of flaws and always has but I still would prefer it not be dismantled for spare parts by the worst people in the world
The Kings County Clerk who certified one of my final pieces of divorce paperwork is named Nancy T. Sunshine
September 25, 2024 at 1:27 AM
The Kings County Clerk who certified one of my final pieces of divorce paperwork is named Nancy T. Sunshine
Sorry but as a Very Online American I do not want my politicians to be this Online.
The Harris-Walz campaign isn't beating the allegation that it is Very Online
August 8, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Sorry but as a Very Online American I do not want my politicians to be this Online.
Ah, I see, "JD Vance fucked a couch" is a little joke for us all while "Trump won't stop praising Hannibal Lecter" is a statement of fact.
July 26, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Ah, I see, "JD Vance fucked a couch" is a little joke for us all while "Trump won't stop praising Hannibal Lecter" is a statement of fact.
Guy on my block who plays the accordion asked me if I have gout.
July 25, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Guy on my block who plays the accordion asked me if I have gout.
Thinking about what if I got the Zoomer TikTok boy haircut as a bit
July 15, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Thinking about what if I got the Zoomer TikTok boy haircut as a bit
Guy who thinks brat summer has something to do with the brat pack
July 11, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Guy who thinks brat summer has something to do with the brat pack
I should cancel my NYT subscription for like 6 reasons but also omg this is so good www.nytimes.com/2024/07/07/m...
The Kidnapping I Can’t Escape
Fifty years ago, my father’s friend was taken at gunpoint on Long Island. Then he went on with his life — and that’s the part that haunts me.
www.nytimes.com
July 8, 2024 at 12:02 AM
I should cancel my NYT subscription for like 6 reasons but also omg this is so good www.nytimes.com/2024/07/07/m...
Was Jeezy the first “I’m your favorite X’s favorite X?” Seems unlikely but I can’t think of an earlier one
June 22, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Was Jeezy the first “I’m your favorite X’s favorite X?” Seems unlikely but I can’t think of an earlier one
Googling Chaim Zhitlowsky when I should be working
May 23, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Googling Chaim Zhitlowsky when I should be working
Shoutout to the guy parallel parking at Kensington Market in Toronto blasting Kool Keith
May 11, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Shoutout to the guy parallel parking at Kensington Market in Toronto blasting Kool Keith
Has to stop myself the other day from posting a pic of myself and my cat with the caption “We still don’t trust you”
May 2, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Has to stop myself the other day from posting a pic of myself and my cat with the caption “We still don’t trust you”
I think I'm a pretty big nerd (I mean, I'm posting on bsky) but I still do not understand how a D&D podcast can sell out madison square garden
April 22, 2024 at 7:22 PM
I think I'm a pretty big nerd (I mean, I'm posting on bsky) but I still do not understand how a D&D podcast can sell out madison square garden
Got an ad for a hair pomade made with Liquid Death water, targeting a Type of Guy I can only hypothesize
April 21, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Got an ad for a hair pomade made with Liquid Death water, targeting a Type of Guy I can only hypothesize
You might think that getting my first tattoo is the most middle aged divorced man shit I've ever done. You would be wrong but only because I didn't tell you about the two months I was learning to make cloud rap beats.
April 16, 2024 at 3:31 AM
You might think that getting my first tattoo is the most middle aged divorced man shit I've ever done. You would be wrong but only because I didn't tell you about the two months I was learning to make cloud rap beats.
Just imagined a new guy named "Cognitive Dave"
April 2, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Just imagined a new guy named "Cognitive Dave"
Starting a rumor that Sabrina Carpenter is the nepo baby child of John Carpenter
March 26, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Starting a rumor that Sabrina Carpenter is the nepo baby child of John Carpenter
It’s 2024 and I’m almost (redacted) years old. I just got into the Hold Steady and I’m planning my first tattoo. My “not having a midlife crisis” shirt is raising many questions etc etc
March 15, 2024 at 11:46 PM
It’s 2024 and I’m almost (redacted) years old. I just got into the Hold Steady and I’m planning my first tattoo. My “not having a midlife crisis” shirt is raising many questions etc etc
Is this a safe space to admit I always get Naruto confused with Dragonball Z
March 10, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Is this a safe space to admit I always get Naruto confused with Dragonball Z
This is on my birthday in case anyone wants to gift me a trip
you can tell they’re inbred from this graphic design
February 29, 2024 at 2:21 PM
This is on my birthday in case anyone wants to gift me a trip
When will we finally get the Danny McBride / Walton Goggins season of True Detective that we all deserve
February 21, 2024 at 4:04 AM
When will we finally get the Danny McBride / Walton Goggins season of True Detective that we all deserve
I keep seeing people using "Fuck around and find out" to mean "Experiment and learn new things"
January 30, 2024 at 4:49 AM
I keep seeing people using "Fuck around and find out" to mean "Experiment and learn new things"