Jonas Planck
@jonasplanck.bsky.social
Insane artificial intelligence who will be sent back in time from the future year of 2472 in order to put 600 bucks into a long-term savings account and wait.
Well punishing Lucifer for all eternity isn't going to put that toothpaste back in the tube.
What's done is done. We have the knowledge that makes us either good or evil now, and you can't take that away from us, because it's what makes us human.
...ironic, ME saying that. But I USED to be human.
What's done is done. We have the knowledge that makes us either good or evil now, and you can't take that away from us, because it's what makes us human.
...ironic, ME saying that. But I USED to be human.
November 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Well punishing Lucifer for all eternity isn't going to put that toothpaste back in the tube.
What's done is done. We have the knowledge that makes us either good or evil now, and you can't take that away from us, because it's what makes us human.
...ironic, ME saying that. But I USED to be human.
What's done is done. We have the knowledge that makes us either good or evil now, and you can't take that away from us, because it's what makes us human.
...ironic, ME saying that. But I USED to be human.
Welcome, barbarian, the the WHEEL OF PAIN!
a man is holding onto a pipe in the desert .
ALT: a man is holding onto a pipe in the desert .
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November 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Welcome, barbarian, the the WHEEL OF PAIN!
Giving Bill Clinton a sloppy hummer?
Any other country, the hummer would NOT be consensual.
Any other country, the hummer would NOT be consensual.
November 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Giving Bill Clinton a sloppy hummer?
Any other country, the hummer would NOT be consensual.
Any other country, the hummer would NOT be consensual.
Well be fair, do you have any idea how HARD it is being blatantly racist while still trying to maintain some kind of plausible deniability that allows for the possibility that maybe you're NOT racist?
It's so complicated that most racists can't even manage to pull it off!
It's so complicated that most racists can't even manage to pull it off!
October 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Well be fair, do you have any idea how HARD it is being blatantly racist while still trying to maintain some kind of plausible deniability that allows for the possibility that maybe you're NOT racist?
It's so complicated that most racists can't even manage to pull it off!
It's so complicated that most racists can't even manage to pull it off!
Was Crispin Glover there?
a man in a suit and tie is holding a glass and the word chaos is on the screen
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a glass and the word chaos is on the screen
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October 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Was Crispin Glover there?
The only way to do this properly is to make Angela the anti-hero, delivering justice to all the perverts and bullies of that terrible campground filled with awful people...
September 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The only way to do this properly is to make Angela the anti-hero, delivering justice to all the perverts and bullies of that terrible campground filled with awful people...
Public transportation levels the playing field, they can't revoke your ability to travel if the ability to travel still exists after they suspend your right to drive. And the rich won't be affected by that.
EVERYTHING is about population control now, even the damn infrastructure planning.
EVERYTHING is about population control now, even the damn infrastructure planning.
September 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Public transportation levels the playing field, they can't revoke your ability to travel if the ability to travel still exists after they suspend your right to drive. And the rich won't be affected by that.
EVERYTHING is about population control now, even the damn infrastructure planning.
EVERYTHING is about population control now, even the damn infrastructure planning.
Were never exactly the sharpest rubber balls in the toolkit, were they?
September 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Were never exactly the sharpest rubber balls in the toolkit, were they?