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jonastronaut.bsky.social
@jonastronaut.bsky.social
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Data Engineer in Fintech, Senior Jackass in personal economy

Swedish-American in Stockholm, from Chicago
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bonerman-inc.bsky.social
28g (1oz) uranium contains ~20,000,000,000 kcal, making it an incredibly cost effective source of calories
duendeonfuego.bsky.social DuendeonFuego @duendeonfuego.bsky.social · Nov 3
IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING

do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
November 4, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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columboscreens.bsky.social
September 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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thelouvreof.bsky.social
Fat Kid Deals@fatkiddeals.com • 21m BREAKING: Cracker Barrel has officially announced that it has changed its decision and will be keeping the original logo Dr. Scott Crotum @tdickyb.bsky.social Ah what the fuck. My dad already killed himself
August 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
SHIT GPT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTAN RIPPEN OUT THERE BEATING HEART AND SCREAMMIN "I DONT WANT TO KNOW WHAT CHAT GPT THINK'S!!! I DONT WANT TO SEE A PHOTO OF YOUR TOILET AFTER YOU USE IET EITHER!!! AND TURDS DONT BOIL THE OCEAN TO PRETEND THEIR YOUR FRIEND " IT FEELS SO BAD TO WATCH THE INTERNET WHICH WAS ONCE A PROMISE OF HUMAN CREATIVITY AND CONNECTION BECOME A SHIT HOLE WHERE PEOPLE COPY PASTE WHAT CHAT BOTS SAID TO EACH OTHER ,REPOSTED PHOTOS OF SLOP IMAGE'S, WHILE DA WORLDS CAPATALISTS TELL EACH OTHER THAT THE STATISTICAL AVERAGE OF HUMAN WORK WILL REPLACE HUMAN WORK, CANT SAY WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN TO THEM BUT THEY TELL US EVERY DAY WHAT THEY WANT TO HAPPEN TO US, THINK ABOUT THAT ONE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN BUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ FUCK ALL COMPUTER'S FUCK ALL INVESTOR'S THE SMALLEST HUMAN IDEA IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE LARGEST ROBOT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
April 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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dottsky.bsky.social
SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
April 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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mrlovenstein.bsky.social
happy tax day, america
April 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
NO - dashare.zone ADMIN
A MAN RUNS INTO DA SKELATTONS RESTING PLACE TO ASK THEM "DID U HERE ABOUT THE LATEST BULLSHIT?" AND DA SKELATON SAYS "NO " AND THERE SWORD SAYS "IM CHILLEN "!!!!! I AINT TALKIN ABOUT IMPORTANT STUFF JUST DA BULL SHIT, DONT HAVE TO READ IT OR THINK ABOUT IT, WE SPENT OUR CHILD HOODS GETTIN OUR MEMORYS FULL OF ADVERTISING JINGLE'S, WHAT COULD YOU AND ME BE CAPABLE OF KNOWING OR UNDERSTANDING IF WE WERE NOT SUROUNDED BY A MILLION GHOUL BUSINESSES CLAWING FOR OUR ATTENTON AT ALL TIMES AT ALL POINTS IN OUR LIFE, CANT REMEBER GRANDMAS FACE BUT REMEBER THE PHONE NUMBER OF A ROOFING COMPANY, I DONT REMEBER GRANDMAS PHONE NUMBER, I DONT REMEMBER ANY FREINDS PHONE NUMBERS, OUR HOLY BRAIN'S ARE TAINTED BY THE GREEDY HAND OF CAPITAL, THEY SAY ITS INVISIBLE HAND BUT I SEE THE DAMB THING EVERY WHER EI LOOK - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
January 31, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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radishharmers.bsky.social
The first three letters of "hot dog" and "Dog Day Afternoon" spell out "hot dog".

The remaining letters spell out "Dog Day Afternoon".
britannica.com Encyclopaedia Britannica @britannica.com · Jan 24
The first 3 letters of 'Sweden' and 'Denmark' spell out 'Sweden.'

The remaining letters spell out 'Denmark.'
January 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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columboscreens.bsky.social
January 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
LEGALIZE IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALATON WHOSE SHUTTEN DOWN FOR WINTER ,JUST NEED A BREAK IN GENERAL, "HOLIDAYS" AINT ENOUGH CAUSE YOU GOTA SPEND THE WHOLE TIME DOING SHIT, AND YOU HAVE TO WORK MOST OF THAT TIME ANY WAY, JUST TURN MY ASS OFF AND WAKE ME UP IN MARCH OR APPRIL - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN OOPS ALMOSG FORGOT THE TEXT SAYS "NO EMAIL, 1 MONTH NO WORK, SLEEP ALL DAY NO GUILT, NO RENT 1 MONTH, JUST SLEEP, NO CHORES, SLEEPING, NO BILLS DUE, SLEEP 18 OR 24 HOUR'S, NO PHONE CALLS, NO CEBT COLECTORS, JUST SLEEP - LEGALIZE HIBERNATION " - I AINT SAYIN THAT PRE MODERN TIMES WERE BETTER IN ALL WAYS BUT IT WOULD BE NICE TO JUST KEEP A FIRE GOIN FOR A COUPLE MONTHS AND JUST SPACE OUT MAYBE READ SOME BOOKS THAT I BOUGHT 3 YEARS AGO AND NEVER READ ,ONE DAY I WHILL HAVE ENERGY TO READ THOSE BOOK'S, GOTTA THINK THAT DA PRESENT DAY OF "2025" IS COOKED WHEN YOU NEED TO HAVE EXTRA ENERGY JUST TO READ A BOOK WHICH YOUR SUPPOSE TO BE ABLE TO DO WHEN YOUR JUST CHILLIN,,, WITH ALL DA "CONVENIENCE" THAT WE PAY FOR YOUD THINK WE WOULD HAVE SOME TIME LEFT OVER, FUNNY HOW THE TIME NEVER SHOWED UP BUT THE BILL'S DID - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN ,HOPE YOUR HAVEN A GOOD DAY AND KICKEN A$$ OUT THERE
January 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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phineas.bsky.social
A screenshot from the movie In Bruges. Colin Farrell (labeled ‘America’) is holding a gun (labeled ‘Americans’) to his own head, as behind him began Gleeson (labeled ‘America’) is aiming a gun (labeled ‘Americans’) at Collin Farrell’s head as well.
November 5, 2024 at 5:27 PM
jonastronaut.bsky.social
This style of home is really popular for people being killed in BBC & Nordic police procedurals
November 4, 2024 at 9:38 PM