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Johnny Blaze
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Shadowboxin’
Soldier Once Upon a Time
Wu-Tang Forever
Took an oath to the Constitution
What you need is your old ass owner to get his ass out of the draft room. Your offense is more than talented enough to win. Your LB's and secondary, not so much. The team is still better than 2/3 of the league so they should be able to make the playoffs but nah.
December 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Just put it on Signal then, that's secure, right???
December 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This guy is just another lying sack of shit.
December 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
American cars just suck. I don't want them to, but they do. German cars are superior in every way and it's not close.
December 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Yet no one can explain how because his cars aren’t worth shit. His rockets blow up constantly and are funded by the government and his satellites are essentially spy satellites, spying on the American people.
December 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
This loser can’t do a single thing correctly.
December 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Bruh, he’s no different than Sam Darnold right now. Got to show up in the playoffs. When he shows he can play there, he’ll get his flowers. Until then, he’s just another good regular season QB.
December 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Same day Clown in chief invades Venezuela. Book it.
December 15, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Gotta wake gramps from his nap, sign a bill, then go play golf. Busy week.
December 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Who can honestly put their arm around an underage girl like that and be comfortable with it? He’s a pedo.
December 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Not sure who needs to hear this but there is no chance I will ever consider a Tesla for any member in my family because it’s CEO is a Nazi asshole.
December 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I’m old enough to remember when “trade talks were going well” for 4 straight years only to find out there were no trade talks. Market manipulation.
December 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Then why doesn’t he tell the police to arrest them for harassment? Doesn’t seem that hard.
December 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Problem is, we don’t know what they tell the troops. They may not know the reason. For example, if they are ordered to commandeer/steal an oil tanker, it’s in their training to not ask why. There may be valid reasons, but their job is to do as they are told. The generals on the other hand...
December 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I have been saying this for 10 years. How is it that at any given time, there are only 20-24 people on the planet who can play QB in the NFL at a satisfactory level as to not completely make their team irrelevant?
December 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Seriously, how are the checks and balances broken at every fucking level right now?
December 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It’s not hard bro, just don’t watch that shit.
December 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
You have to be a serious fucking loser to be at your wedding and thinking about taking a photo with a rifle.
December 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Who the fuck cares what the Governor of Utah thinks about anything.
December 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I see a Christmas Day bombing cuz the troops like nothing more than to be deployed during the holidays.

Fuck Trump and Fuck Hegseth
December 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Well, yeah. From his point of view those few weeks has shaken all consumers view of Tesla and sales are falling with no signs of coming back. So it turns out the so called “genius” didn’t really think that one through.
December 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Turns out electing a narcissist, rapist, pedofile, authoritarian, grifter isn’t that good for your next election cycle. Who would have thought?
December 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM