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Johnny Blaze
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Shadowboxin’
Soldier Once Upon a Time
Wu-Tang Forever
Took an oath to the Constitution
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I dunno, I’m thinking the bigger issue is not having an insane sick fuck POTUS with insane sick fuck thoughts.

Not that the insane sick fuck POTUS needs to kept his insane sick fuck-ness to himself.
December 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Donald's existence is an argument for abortion.
December 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Have you ever seen 350+ printers in action? Now you have

The Wild Hornets 3D farm runs non-stop — even through power outages and other external challenges.
All for the defenders who critically need drones.
December 11, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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Republicans are freaking the fuck out over that Miami margin last night.

Thoughts and prayers.
December 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Marjorie Taylor Greene can still go to Hell.
December 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Trumps overall approval rating is 36% and this is way too fucking high.
December 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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pretty sneaky of the NFL to give us a Thursday Night game on a Monday
December 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Let me just say: I have run more than a dozen marathons and an ultramarathon and I have worked 13-hour days in a cornfield in the scorching-ass sun, and none of those things broke me like breastfeeding.

It’s not a question of will. I am a determined person. Sometimes your body just WONT DO IT.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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I will never forgive trump voters for the rest of my life
December 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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USA UPDATE: 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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December 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Going to run over to Sam Goody.

You guys want me to pick you up something?
December 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Everyday for the last ten years, Donald Trump has used his bully pulpit to incite violence against Americans for any reason he decides.

He is a terrorist.

His supporters are terrorists.

We do not negotiate with terrorists.
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Anyone who still supports Trump is a fucking racist.

No, wait, I take it back. As much as I disdain Trump, that's just not accurate.

What I meant to say is that anyone who ever supported Trump at any time is a fucking racist.
December 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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The boats the regime is claiming are going from Venezuela to the US would need to refuel over 20 times to get to Miami.

They are lying to us.
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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The two most meaningless words in the English language: "Trump says ..."
December 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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ESPN just showed their cards with that PR segment to explain why Kiffin leaving Ole Miss (11-1, could win a national title THIS YEAR) for LSU “gives him a better chance to win a national title.”

Only Alabama, LSU, Georgia, Ohio State, Michigan & Notre Dame are at the feast. You are on the menu.
December 2, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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My prediction.
The Epstein files will not be released. They will be leaked. By a woman as there are no brave men left.
December 2, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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Give not a millimeter to Russia. Not a single grain of Ukrainian soil.
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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One of the greatest Christmas ads ever. 🥰
November 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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I’m not really sure what Donald Trump is leading, which is sad being he holds of the Office of the President of the United States. As far as I am concerned, President Zelensky is the leader of the free world. He’s standing up to despotism to support the principles of western democracy.
December 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Can someone explain to me how some of the country's poorest states with some of the lowest ranking public schools can afford to pay their collegiate head football coaches tens of millions of dollars a year in salaries plus bonuses?
November 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is a big problem for the NFL…these 3rd string QBs get star players killed with terrible decisions.
November 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Trump absolutely would arrange for national guard troops to get shot if it gave him an excuse to keep the national guard in DC
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM