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@jonathancast70.bsky.social
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good morning bitches
January 11, 2026 at 3:51 PM
good morning bitches
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Alycia Keys doing the music for an adult video: THIS. GIRL'S IN A DRYER
February 11, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Alycia Keys doing the music for an adult video: THIS. GIRL'S IN A DRYER
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this but flicking the Chicago bean
it is fucking crazy that I cannot get in a mosh pit anymore without getting sicker than I've ever been every single time
January 7, 2026 at 3:06 AM
this but flicking the Chicago bean
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read a report about Trump making one of his aides stay up with him all night bc he doesn't sleep and gets lonely so they sleep in shifts on the plane and realized it's the same thing as me making my partners hang out with me while I shower
January 7, 2026 at 1:28 AM
read a report about Trump making one of his aides stay up with him all night bc he doesn't sleep and gets lonely so they sleep in shifts on the plane and realized it's the same thing as me making my partners hang out with me while I shower
My tamagotchi has been dead under a shelf
September 22, 2025 at 12:26 PM
My tamagotchi has been dead under a shelf
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you will address me by my girlfriend's husband's rank
September 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
you will address me by my girlfriend's husband's rank
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people who were raised catholic are POC
September 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
people who were raised catholic are POC
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if God didn't want me to put my balls on your forehead then why did He make them such a stable shelf for that purpose
August 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
if God didn't want me to put my balls on your forehead then why did He make them such a stable shelf for that purpose
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moron who never 3bets his 73 suited: the other players just always seem to get there
August 9, 2025 at 6:57 AM
moron who never 3bets his 73 suited: the other players just always seem to get there
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sister called me Ted Lasso when she saw my mustache I'm gonna fucking crash out
August 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
sister called me Ted Lasso when she saw my mustache I'm gonna fucking crash out
Man started tasting the metal in the air
73 year old Senator John Kennedy freezes mid-sentence on national TV
July 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Man started tasting the metal in the air
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the cafe experience
July 7, 2025 at 1:03 PM
the cafe experience
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John Leguizamo: "We feed this country, we serve this country, we build this country, and then we get treated this way."
July 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
John Leguizamo: "We feed this country, we serve this country, we build this country, and then we get treated this way."
Life is so long, I can’t wait for the inevitably that I get Coltrane into golf at some point in our lives
July 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Life is so long, I can’t wait for the inevitably that I get Coltrane into golf at some point in our lives
Hell yea, Congrats 3M
July 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Hell yea, Congrats 3M
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Goooo #Guatemala! 🇬🇹
The CIA helped the US take down Guatemala in the Gold Cup
July 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Goooo #Guatemala! 🇬🇹
The CIA helped the US take down Guatemala in the Gold Cup
July 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The CIA helped the US take down Guatemala in the Gold Cup
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That’s no miracle whip!
she immerse on my blender til I Kewpie mayo
July 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
That’s no miracle whip!
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she immerse on my blender til I Kewpie mayo
July 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
she immerse on my blender til I Kewpie mayo
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deciding between giving myself a hundred concussions or eating a sandwich
June 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
deciding between giving myself a hundred concussions or eating a sandwich