Jonathan Emmett
@jonathanemmett.com
📚 Children’s author and paper engineer.
🕸️ Website & Blog: jonathanemmett.com
🌱 Green. Humanist. Tabletop gamer.
🇬🇧 Living in Nottingham, UK.
🌍 Dismayed by our generation’s indifference to climate breakdown.
🕸️ Website & Blog: jonathanemmett.com
🌱 Green. Humanist. Tabletop gamer.
🇬🇧 Living in Nottingham, UK.
🌍 Dismayed by our generation’s indifference to climate breakdown.
Happy New Year to you and the family too!
January 1, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Happy New Year to you and the family too!
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Bradley’s #BadventCalendar Day 25
Things didn't go at all as I planned last night.
Want to know what happened? Well, you'll have to read that stupid book THE SANTA TRAP by those scoundrels Jonathan Emmett and Poly Bernatene. 📕
Things didn't go at all as I planned last night.
Want to know what happened? Well, you'll have to read that stupid book THE SANTA TRAP by those scoundrels Jonathan Emmett and Poly Bernatene. 📕
December 25, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Bradley’s #BadventCalendar Day 25
Things didn't go at all as I planned last night.
Want to know what happened? Well, you'll have to read that stupid book THE SANTA TRAP by those scoundrels Jonathan Emmett and Poly Bernatene. 📕
Things didn't go at all as I planned last night.
Want to know what happened? Well, you'll have to read that stupid book THE SANTA TRAP by those scoundrels Jonathan Emmett and Poly Bernatene. 📕
Bradley’s #BadventCalendar Day 25
Things didn't go at all as I planned last night.
Want to know what happened? Well, you'll have to read that stupid book THE SANTA TRAP by those scoundrels Jonathan Emmett and Poly Bernatene. 📕
Things didn't go at all as I planned last night.
Want to know what happened? Well, you'll have to read that stupid book THE SANTA TRAP by those scoundrels Jonathan Emmett and Poly Bernatene. 📕
December 25, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Bradley’s #BadventCalendar Day 25
Things didn't go at all as I planned last night.
Want to know what happened? Well, you'll have to read that stupid book THE SANTA TRAP by those scoundrels Jonathan Emmett and Poly Bernatene. 📕
Things didn't go at all as I planned last night.
Want to know what happened? Well, you'll have to read that stupid book THE SANTA TRAP by those scoundrels Jonathan Emmett and Poly Bernatene. 📕
Reposted by Jonathan Emmett
Bradley’s #BadventCalendar Day 24
I hung a cage above the fireplace to make sure I catch the fat fool.
All the traps are now set. I just have time for a quick nap … 💤
I hung a cage above the fireplace to make sure I catch the fat fool.
All the traps are now set. I just have time for a quick nap … 💤
December 24, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Bradley’s #BadventCalendar Day 24
I hung a cage above the fireplace to make sure I catch the fat fool.
All the traps are now set. I just have time for a quick nap … 💤
I hung a cage above the fireplace to make sure I catch the fat fool.
All the traps are now set. I just have time for a quick nap … 💤
Bradley’s #BadventCalendar Day 24
I hung a cage above the fireplace to make sure I catch the fat fool.
All the traps are now set. I just have time for a quick nap … 💤
I hung a cage above the fireplace to make sure I catch the fat fool.
All the traps are now set. I just have time for a quick nap … 💤
December 24, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Bradley’s #BadventCalendar Day 24
I hung a cage above the fireplace to make sure I catch the fat fool.
All the traps are now set. I just have time for a quick nap … 💤
I hung a cage above the fireplace to make sure I catch the fat fool.
All the traps are now set. I just have time for a quick nap … 💤
Reposted by Jonathan Emmett
Bradley’s #BadventCalendar Day 23
I spent the day checking the dynamite fuses, sharpening the guillotine blades, oiling the trapdoor hinges ... but I didn't feed the tigers. I want them to be HUNGRY! 🐅🐅🐅
I spent the day checking the dynamite fuses, sharpening the guillotine blades, oiling the trapdoor hinges ... but I didn't feed the tigers. I want them to be HUNGRY! 🐅🐅🐅
December 23, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Bradley’s #BadventCalendar Day 23
I spent the day checking the dynamite fuses, sharpening the guillotine blades, oiling the trapdoor hinges ... but I didn't feed the tigers. I want them to be HUNGRY! 🐅🐅🐅
I spent the day checking the dynamite fuses, sharpening the guillotine blades, oiling the trapdoor hinges ... but I didn't feed the tigers. I want them to be HUNGRY! 🐅🐅🐅
Bradley’s #BadventCalendar Day 23
I spent the day checking the dynamite fuses, sharpening the guillotine blades, oiling the trapdoor hinges ... but I didn't feed the tigers. I want them to be HUNGRY! 🐅🐅🐅
I spent the day checking the dynamite fuses, sharpening the guillotine blades, oiling the trapdoor hinges ... but I didn't feed the tigers. I want them to be HUNGRY! 🐅🐅🐅
December 23, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Bradley’s #BadventCalendar Day 23
I spent the day checking the dynamite fuses, sharpening the guillotine blades, oiling the trapdoor hinges ... but I didn't feed the tigers. I want them to be HUNGRY! 🐅🐅🐅
I spent the day checking the dynamite fuses, sharpening the guillotine blades, oiling the trapdoor hinges ... but I didn't feed the tigers. I want them to be HUNGRY! 🐅🐅🐅
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Bradley’s #BadventCalendar Day 22
My parents came to visit me, but they didn't stay long. Mum is allergic to cats and Dad is allergic to deadly explosions. 🤧
My parents came to visit me, but they didn't stay long. Mum is allergic to cats and Dad is allergic to deadly explosions. 🤧
December 22, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Bradley’s #BadventCalendar Day 22
My parents came to visit me, but they didn't stay long. Mum is allergic to cats and Dad is allergic to deadly explosions. 🤧
My parents came to visit me, but they didn't stay long. Mum is allergic to cats and Dad is allergic to deadly explosions. 🤧
Bradley’s #BadventCalendar Day 22
My parents came to visit me, but they didn't stay long. Mum is allergic to cats and Dad is allergic to deadly explosions. 🤧
My parents came to visit me, but they didn't stay long. Mum is allergic to cats and Dad is allergic to deadly explosions. 🤧
December 22, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Bradley’s #BadventCalendar Day 22
My parents came to visit me, but they didn't stay long. Mum is allergic to cats and Dad is allergic to deadly explosions. 🤧
My parents came to visit me, but they didn't stay long. Mum is allergic to cats and Dad is allergic to deadly explosions. 🤧
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Bradley’s #BadventCalendar Day 21
It looks like the elephant is sneaking in through the hole it made when it charged through the dining room wall. I never go there as I prefer to eat in the toilet. I'll brick it up later. 🐘
It looks like the elephant is sneaking in through the hole it made when it charged through the dining room wall. I never go there as I prefer to eat in the toilet. I'll brick it up later. 🐘
December 21, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Bradley’s #BadventCalendar Day 21
It looks like the elephant is sneaking in through the hole it made when it charged through the dining room wall. I never go there as I prefer to eat in the toilet. I'll brick it up later. 🐘
It looks like the elephant is sneaking in through the hole it made when it charged through the dining room wall. I never go there as I prefer to eat in the toilet. I'll brick it up later. 🐘
Bradley’s #BadventCalendar Day 21
It looks like the elephant is sneaking in through the hole it made when it charged through the dining room wall. I never go there as I prefer to eat in the toilet. I'll brick it up later. 🐘
It looks like the elephant is sneaking in through the hole it made when it charged through the dining room wall. I never go there as I prefer to eat in the toilet. I'll brick it up later. 🐘
December 21, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Bradley’s #BadventCalendar Day 21
It looks like the elephant is sneaking in through the hole it made when it charged through the dining room wall. I never go there as I prefer to eat in the toilet. I'll brick it up later. 🐘
It looks like the elephant is sneaking in through the hole it made when it charged through the dining room wall. I never go there as I prefer to eat in the toilet. I'll brick it up later. 🐘
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Bradley’s #BadventCalendar Day 20
I found elephant poop in the hallway again. How did he get in? I boarded up the Elephant flap! He’ll get what he deserves when I catch him.
I found elephant poop in the hallway again. How did he get in? I boarded up the Elephant flap! He’ll get what he deserves when I catch him.
December 21, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Bradley’s #BadventCalendar Day 20
I found elephant poop in the hallway again. How did he get in? I boarded up the Elephant flap! He’ll get what he deserves when I catch him.
I found elephant poop in the hallway again. How did he get in? I boarded up the Elephant flap! He’ll get what he deserves when I catch him.