jonathankoren™
@jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy
#freeLuigi
High Weirdness accelerationist.
Known hummus supporter
Together, we can win the War on Bikes.
🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://sfba.social/@jonathankoren, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
High Weirdness accelerationist.
Known hummus supporter
Together, we can win the War on Bikes.
🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://sfba.social/@jonathankoren, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
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The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social)
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bsky.app
Ezra Kline is right. The Democratic leadership is in on this.
The tell?
Durbin voted to surrender.
From: @thetnholler.bsky.social
https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5o6k7jvowuyaquloafzn3cfw/post/3m5aosxity227
The tell?
Durbin voted to surrender.
From: @thetnholler.bsky.social
https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5o6k7jvowuyaquloafzn3cfw/post/3m5aosxity227
Reposted by jonathankoren™
The Minneapolis ICE murder victim is identified as a legal observer; it is known the Trump regime keeps a database of dissidents that includes these observers. According to witnesses ICE regime troopers blocked initial medical care for her as well. Resembles a targeted killing.
January 7, 2026 at 7:19 PM
The Minneapolis ICE murder victim is identified as a legal observer; it is known the Trump regime keeps a database of dissidents that includes these observers. According to witnesses ICE regime troopers blocked initial medical care for her as well. Resembles a targeted killing.
Once again ICE murdered another protestor and is caught lying about it, this time in Minneapolis.
January 7, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Once again ICE murdered another protestor and is caught lying about it, this time in Minneapolis.
Cute Clerk: Is that an MCR jacket?
Me: Yeah.
CC: Oh I love them! Look! *pulls out a Black Parade purse*
Me: Nice.
CC: I’ve been listening to them like my whole life. I mean, you’ve been listening to them much longer.
Me: 💀
Me: Yeah.
CC: Oh I love them! Look! *pulls out a Black Parade purse*
Me: Nice.
CC: I’ve been listening to them like my whole life. I mean, you’ve been listening to them much longer.
Me: 💀
January 7, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Cute Clerk: Is that an MCR jacket?
Me: Yeah.
CC: Oh I love them! Look! *pulls out a Black Parade purse*
Me: Nice.
CC: I’ve been listening to them like my whole life. I mean, you’ve been listening to them much longer.
Me: 💀
Me: Yeah.
CC: Oh I love them! Look! *pulls out a Black Parade purse*
Me: Nice.
CC: I’ve been listening to them like my whole life. I mean, you’ve been listening to them much longer.
Me: 💀
We don’t talk about the merits of regicide on the United States enough.
January 6, 2026 at 11:36 PM
We don’t talk about the merits of regicide on the United States enough.
This is literally dictator bullshit
https://www.sfgate.com/national-parks/article/sticker-covering-trump-void-national-park-pass-21278091.php
https://www.sfgate.com/national-parks/article/sticker-covering-trump-void-national-park-pass-21278091.php
January 6, 2026 at 11:29 PM
This is literally dictator bullshit
https://www.sfgate.com/national-parks/article/sticker-covering-trump-void-national-park-pass-21278091.php
https://www.sfgate.com/national-parks/article/sticker-covering-trump-void-national-park-pass-21278091.php
Reposted by jonathankoren™
Financial Times is not holding back […]
Original post on hachyderm.io
hachyderm.io
January 6, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Financial Times is not holding back […]
JFC. The Democratic Party needs to fucking die
January 6, 2026 at 7:58 PM
JFC. The Democratic Party needs to fucking die
Reposted by jonathankoren™
#neato
NATO could end if US takes over Greenland — Danish PM
Denmark's Mette Frederiksen said "everything would stop" in the event of a US attack on another NATO country. Donald Trump has said that Washington should take control of the autonomous Arctic island […]
NATO could end if US takes over Greenland — Danish PM
Denmark's Mette Frederiksen said "everything would stop" in the event of a US attack on another NATO country. Donald Trump has said that Washington should take control of the autonomous Arctic island […]
Original post on mastodon.social
mastodon.social
January 6, 2026 at 4:46 AM
#neato
NATO could end if US takes over Greenland — Danish PM
Denmark's Mette Frederiksen said "everything would stop" in the event of a US attack on another NATO country. Donald Trump has said that Washington should take control of the autonomous Arctic island […]
NATO could end if US takes over Greenland — Danish PM
Denmark's Mette Frederiksen said "everything would stop" in the event of a US attack on another NATO country. Donald Trump has said that Washington should take control of the autonomous Arctic island […]
Reposted by jonathankoren™
Chuck Schumer rejecting out of hand the one point of leverage he has, the one that was actually working really well last year until he caved, is the most Chuck Schumer he can be.
spectrumlocalnews.com/mo/st-louis/...
spectrumlocalnews.com/mo/st-louis/...
Schumer rejects idea of another government shutdown
Lawmakers returned to Washington from a holiday break Monday after seeing a record-long 43-day shutdown in the fall.
spectrumlocalnews.com
January 6, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Chuck Schumer rejecting out of hand the one point of leverage he has, the one that was actually working really well last year until he caved, is the most Chuck Schumer he can be.
spectrumlocalnews.com/mo/st-louis/...
spectrumlocalnews.com/mo/st-louis/...
Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em
January 5, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em
Reposted by jonathankoren™
The absolute dumbest possible timeline. That's what we live in.
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 5:42 AM
The absolute dumbest possible timeline. That's what we live in.
January 5, 2026 at 4:26 AM
RE: https://c.im/@cdarwin/115839718353757844
If the billionaires are upset with the term “slop”, we’re winning.
Do you also know who was upset with people pointing out the obvious? The emperor with the new clothes.
If the billionaires are upset with the term “slop”, we’re winning.
Do you also know who was upset with people pointing out the obvious? The emperor with the new clothes.
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella made it clear that he’d prefer we all quit the term "AI Slop".
“We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication,”
Nadella wrote in a rambling post flagged by Windows Central, arguing that humanity needs to learn to accept AI as the
“new equilibrium” of […]
“We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication,”
Nadella wrote in a rambling post flagged by Windows Central, arguing that humanity needs to learn to accept AI as the
“new equilibrium” of […]
Original post on c.im
c.im
January 5, 2026 at 1:27 AM
RE: https://c.im/@cdarwin/115839718353757844
If the billionaires are upset with the term “slop”, we’re winning.
Do you also know who was upset with people pointing out the obvious? The emperor with the new clothes.
If the billionaires are upset with the term “slop”, we’re winning.
Do you also know who was upset with people pointing out the obvious? The emperor with the new clothes.
Reposted by jonathankoren™
"I immediately started texting sources to try and figure out what was going on. Because the operation was still underway, officials at the White House and in the government were hesitant to engage. They did not want to do anything that might jeopardize the mission." <- that's AFTER the bombing
January 4, 2026 at 8:12 PM
"I immediately started texting sources to try and figure out what was going on. Because the operation was still underway, officials at the White House and in the government were hesitant to engage. They did not want to do anything that might jeopardize the mission." <- that's AFTER the bombing
Reposted by jonathankoren™
If Semafor reporting is true re: NYT holding a story about the Venezuela bombing "shortly" before it happened, this tick-tock seems to suggest that the information was also withheld from colleagues reporting on Venezuela www.nytimes.com/2026/01/03/i...
Why I Cold-Called President Trump at 4:30 in the Morning
www.nytimes.com
January 4, 2026 at 8:07 PM
If Semafor reporting is true re: NYT holding a story about the Venezuela bombing "shortly" before it happened, this tick-tock seems to suggest that the information was also withheld from colleagues reporting on Venezuela www.nytimes.com/2026/01/03/i...
Reposted by jonathankoren™
Lest anyone following me not get why the #kingtides are a big deal… this photo captures the scene not far from us yesterday
#california #sfba
NY Times […]
#california #sfba
NY Times […]
Original post on sfba.social
sfba.social
January 4, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Lest anyone following me not get why the #kingtides are a big deal… this photo captures the scene not far from us yesterday
#california #sfba
NY Times […]
#california #sfba
NY Times […]
Aren’t you little old to be listening to Wu-Tang Clan? They’re for children.
January 4, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Aren’t you little old to be listening to Wu-Tang Clan? They’re for children.
Reposted by jonathankoren™
“Those who followed the rise of autocracy in Russia know what to expect when it takes hold. Everything looks more or less the same—the police go on policing, landlords go on collecting rent, people go on showing up to work. The transition takes place so smoothly because all the necessary […]
Original post on infosec.exchange
infosec.exchange
January 3, 2026 at 9:30 PM
“Those who followed the rise of autocracy in Russia know what to expect when it takes hold. Everything looks more or less the same—the police go on policing, landlords go on collecting rent, people go on showing up to work. The transition takes place so smoothly because all the necessary […]
This man epitomizes the America we’re fighting for.
100% serious
100% serious
January 4, 2026 at 3:45 AM
This man epitomizes the America we’re fighting for.
100% serious
100% serious
Barista: it’s going to ask you to leave a tip. If you could just hit “no thanks
Me: You dumb bitch
Me: You dumb bitch
January 3, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Barista: it’s going to ask you to leave a tip. If you could just hit “no thanks
Me: You dumb bitch
Me: You dumb bitch
Reposted by jonathankoren™
Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
Reposted by jonathankoren™
Reposted by jonathankoren™
/4 You see the same thing in the context of due process: the pathological need to denounce crime before stating frankly that our government should obey the law in addressing it.
January 3, 2026 at 7:00 PM
/4 You see the same thing in the context of due process: the pathological need to denounce crime before stating frankly that our government should obey the law in addressing it.
Reposted by jonathankoren™
/2 You can measure the spine of a Democrat by whether the ritual denunciation of Maduro comes in the first paragraph or the second or third.
January 3, 2026 at 6:55 PM
/2 You can measure the spine of a Democrat by whether the ritual denunciation of Maduro comes in the first paragraph or the second or third.