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jone-Z
@jonesy73.bsky.social
The bloke, with another blokes organ inside him.

AKA The luckiest man alive.
After a day of scraping paper off walls, I’m going in.

#Deserved

#Better
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Is it right I'm insulted nobody has taken advantage of this still, or am I the deviant?
November 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Still not safe ffs.
November 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
BIG UP THE VILLA LLAMAS!
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
November 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
November 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
You’re the investor I’ve been waiting for!

Let me introduce you to ‘The Beer Saucer’ ™️

The beer glass sits on top of ‘The Beer Saucer’ ™️ and the sweat from the cold brew slips down the glass into the bottom of ‘The Beer Saucer’ ™️ which has a reservoir to collect said drips.

Moist pants no more!
November 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
November 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
November 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
As Marcus Aurelius used to say, during his Starbucks coffee break…
November 1, 2025 at 12:23 PM
HERE. WE. GO!
November 1, 2025 at 12:13 PM
BIG UP THE SATURDAY NIGHT VILLANS!!

I wonder which one is turning up?
November 1, 2025 at 8:26 AM
In the excitement of yesterday’s drama, I missed the news that this Goliath of Midlands drama passed away yesterday.

RIP Mr Chance.

*cue the sad Crossroads music performed by Paul McCartney.
October 27, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Anybody else old enough to remember when Wulfs fans would sing ‘Mind The Gap’ to Villa fans?

#MindYamGap
October 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
October 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
BRF with the assist!
October 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I’m knitting them already.
October 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Thank you JS. Had to order it to see it in the flesh.

Could have so easily been cock rather than peacock, but I think I can style this out.
October 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
That is pretty rascal Dave.

My new cardigan is pretty friggin rascal too.

Must be something in the autumn air bringing out the rascal.
October 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Hell yes.

Pissed off about the day and the time, but yes I’ll be there taking communion with the entire congregation.
October 25, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I’d forgotten the Pornodwarf was still at West Ham.

Lovely.
October 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Can’t believe nobody took the bait already.
October 25, 2025 at 7:14 AM
There are so many fun corners in our house I keep expecting this lot to rock up.
October 25, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I need to replace a cartridge on a dripping tap and I’m guessing that this needs to be unscrewed to access said cartridge, but pliers/grips are not holding fast enough to budge it.

I don’t need a special tool for this do I?

Welcome to #PlumbersCorner of Bluesky FFS
October 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
“Fucking leave me alone!”
October 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM