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jone-Z
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The bloke, with another blokes organ inside him.

AKA The luckiest man alive.
And they brew some lovely beers too.
November 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Underpants in the kitchen?

#TeamDave needs to know!
November 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Whatever you choose to do, do it for you and you alone.
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Stuff your apologies in a sack, Sanders!

We are with you for the full ups and downs of your life, just as you are with us for ours.

Sending love and cuddles x
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Never mind the ‘when?’, what about the ‘why?’.

Why have they become more expensive? What has changed in growing Christmas trees? Rain is free. Sunshine is free. Trees grow easily don't they ffs.
November 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I've been looking for a ring with my family crest on for decades.

Christmas is saved!!!
November 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Nevermind the branding Al!

Look!

The shape.

The location.

It's a bloody tap-in.

And nobody has added a single gonad, pubic hair or vein.
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Take good care of it for me Mr G.

I'll have it!! I'll have it!!!!
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November 10, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I'll leave the door on the latch.
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Is it right I'm insulted nobody has taken advantage of this still, or am I the deviant?
November 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Is he looking for Elliott?

If he is, I think he's gone back to Liverpool.
November 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
She’s no lady either, looking at the way she noshes that eclair!
November 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I think i remember. Bloody hell though eh!
November 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
You thought we’d lose.

Admit it!
November 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Can you narrow it down?

Did they ever win a Loo Roll?
November 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Whoa whoa whoa!

Hold on a minute!
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November 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM