JonesyDev
@jonesydev.itch.io
He/Him. I return to the new citadel, free from the ashes of the last.
- How do you have Black Star from Act 1 and have so few relics?
- How do you get one shiv in hand, first turn, with no discards? No Time Eater tick?
- How do you get one shiv in hand, first turn, with no discards? No Time Eater tick?
We've channeled some more pieces for the Slay the Spire x Artovision collection!
Now you can have 3D art of the Defect right there on your desk for every run OR a shadowbox of the Silent facing the Shiv deck's worst enemy, the Time Eater 🕓
Grab 'em at the link below ⬇️
Now you can have 3D art of the Defect right there on your desk for every run OR a shadowbox of the Silent facing the Shiv deck's worst enemy, the Time Eater 🕓
Grab 'em at the link below ⬇️
December 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
- How do you have Black Star from Act 1 and have so few relics?
- How do you get one shiv in hand, first turn, with no discards? No Time Eater tick?
- How do you get one shiv in hand, first turn, with no discards? No Time Eater tick?
Placing mistletoe above the reaction chamber to force atoms to kiss.
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Placing mistletoe above the reaction chamber to force atoms to kiss.
Ouroboros: "Hey guys! Not to alarm anyone, but I seem to be running out of snake here?"
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Ouroboros: "Hey guys! Not to alarm anyone, but I seem to be running out of snake here?"
Special Instructions: Don't cut the pizza. I'm gonna roll the whole thing into a pizza tube that I'll dip straight into a bowl of garlic mayo.
Sure, I didn't have to add the last bit to the special instructions, but it's important to let others know if you are suffering.
Sure, I didn't have to add the last bit to the special instructions, but it's important to let others know if you are suffering.
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Special Instructions: Don't cut the pizza. I'm gonna roll the whole thing into a pizza tube that I'll dip straight into a bowl of garlic mayo.
Sure, I didn't have to add the last bit to the special instructions, but it's important to let others know if you are suffering.
Sure, I didn't have to add the last bit to the special instructions, but it's important to let others know if you are suffering.
Code Comment: Program does not work without this first instance of an empty grave. Will revisit later.
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.
October 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Code Comment: Program does not work without this first instance of an empty grave. Will revisit later.
"...you reach your hand into the dark and foreboding hole of Windows 11, and pray your fingers don't brush up against something moist, that opens up an Edge web browser tab."
October 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
"...you reach your hand into the dark and foreboding hole of Windows 11, and pray your fingers don't brush up against something moist, that opens up an Edge web browser tab."
Wine called "Steam Deck Port" that has a wonderful nose.
October 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Wine called "Steam Deck Port" that has a wonderful nose.
Y'all think a Country Girl and Boy "who buys Pepero because Pocky is too expensive and Pepero is fine enough" could ever fall in love?
October 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Y'all think a Country Girl and Boy "who buys Pepero because Pocky is too expensive and Pepero is fine enough" could ever fall in love?
Poe's "The Tell-Tale Heart", but he didn't notice the Pickleball court next door.
October 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Poe's "The Tell-Tale Heart", but he didn't notice the Pickleball court next door.
Family Feud's Steve Harvey: What you do, right after a new Windows update?
Me: Turn off all the new features, Steve
Me: Turn off all the new features, Steve
September 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Family Feud's Steve Harvey: What you do, right after a new Windows update?
Me: Turn off all the new features, Steve
Me: Turn off all the new features, Steve
"...but here in The Matrix, I'm based" is a line I wish not to have transpired in my brain.
GenAI's role as a cognitive pacifier for conservatives can never be overstated. Neurological equivalent of a big rubber nipple dispensing nutritionless synthetic milk to 35 year olds
People have lost their goddamn minds
September 17, 2025 at 12:01 PM
"...but here in The Matrix, I'm based" is a line I wish not to have transpired in my brain.
Life Defeato?
Big Dorito!
Big Dorito!
July 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Life Defeato?
Big Dorito!
Big Dorito!
King: "Send out the prayer hands emoji."
Page: "Which skin tone?"
King: "...All the skin tones..."
Page: "Which skin tone?"
King: "...All the skin tones..."
July 8, 2025 at 12:46 PM
King: "Send out the prayer hands emoji."
Page: "Which skin tone?"
King: "...All the skin tones..."
Page: "Which skin tone?"
King: "...All the skin tones..."
Sir David Attenborough: "...but this lemur wasn't expecting to get absolutely merc'd today. He is sitting there like a dotard. Completely unaware, that he is going to view his own insides in less than 30 seconds. Breathe your last, you little bitch."
July 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Sir David Attenborough: "...but this lemur wasn't expecting to get absolutely merc'd today. He is sitting there like a dotard. Completely unaware, that he is going to view his own insides in less than 30 seconds. Breathe your last, you little bitch."
Jigsaw: "Don't worry, I built a helpful AI to assist you with this task."
June 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Jigsaw: "Don't worry, I built a helpful AI to assist you with this task."
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not a joke, sadly. if you need a coder please consider bringing on @marklacroix.bsky.social or @tetronimike.bsky.social because they're gonna need money.
Dreamsettler is canceled
YouTube video by Jay Tholen
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June 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
not a joke, sadly. if you need a coder please consider bringing on @marklacroix.bsky.social or @tetronimike.bsky.social because they're gonna need money.
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the Marathon alpha released recently and its environments are covered with assets lifted from poster designs i made in 2017.
@bungie.net @marathonthegame.bungie.net
@bungie.net @marathonthegame.bungie.net
May 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
the Marathon alpha released recently and its environments are covered with assets lifted from poster designs i made in 2017.
@bungie.net @marathonthegame.bungie.net
@bungie.net @marathonthegame.bungie.net
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Instead of asking AI, you can ask me. However, per question, I will still boil a kettle and pour it into the ocean.
April 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Instead of asking AI, you can ask me. However, per question, I will still boil a kettle and pour it into the ocean.
Gandalf: "Ah damn, that's someone from my last fellowship of the ring."
"Hastefully new fellowship of the ring! To the other side of the bar!"
"Hastefully new fellowship of the ring! To the other side of the bar!"
April 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Gandalf: "Ah damn, that's someone from my last fellowship of the ring."
"Hastefully new fellowship of the ring! To the other side of the bar!"
"Hastefully new fellowship of the ring! To the other side of the bar!"
Idea: Muppet High School
There's a lot of potential there, but I'm mostly just trying to manifest a scene where Fozzie and Gonzo try to work a waterless bong with a bag of oregano under the bleachers.
There's a lot of potential there, but I'm mostly just trying to manifest a scene where Fozzie and Gonzo try to work a waterless bong with a bag of oregano under the bleachers.
April 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Idea: Muppet High School
There's a lot of potential there, but I'm mostly just trying to manifest a scene where Fozzie and Gonzo try to work a waterless bong with a bag of oregano under the bleachers.
There's a lot of potential there, but I'm mostly just trying to manifest a scene where Fozzie and Gonzo try to work a waterless bong with a bag of oregano under the bleachers.
I am not just a spoon's worth of microplastics in my body.
I am the discard bin near a 3D printer. The plastic was inserted into my brain with the McFlurry machine, and the spoon was left in afterwards.
I am the discard bin near a 3D printer. The plastic was inserted into my brain with the McFlurry machine, and the spoon was left in afterwards.
April 7, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I am not just a spoon's worth of microplastics in my body.
I am the discard bin near a 3D printer. The plastic was inserted into my brain with the McFlurry machine, and the spoon was left in afterwards.
I am the discard bin near a 3D printer. The plastic was inserted into my brain with the McFlurry machine, and the spoon was left in afterwards.
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400+ games bundling forces for charity, including Minit Fun Racer!
The California Fire Relief Bundle is live!! Benefitting survivors of the SoCal wildfires through the Community Organized Relief Effort (CORE). Featuring 400+ games: Tunic! Tangle Tower! Catlateral Damage! Hidden Folks! Cook, Serve, Delicious! And more! $10 minimum!! itch.io/b/2863/calif...
February 28, 2025 at 1:01 PM
400+ games bundling forces for charity, including Minit Fun Racer!
Ever look out the window at nature, and realize that your career trajectory drifted far away from your childhood goal of being "A Lorax"?
February 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Ever look out the window at nature, and realize that your career trajectory drifted far away from your childhood goal of being "A Lorax"?
I could only play 4 jokers because the game knew I was one.
January 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I could only play 4 jokers because the game knew I was one.