Jon Jones
@jonisalis.bsky.social
Your Common-Or-Garden millenial.
More half abandoned hobbies than I can count.
Recovering from long covid, riddled with anxiety.
He/They
More half abandoned hobbies than I can count.
Recovering from long covid, riddled with anxiety.
He/They
He was dealt the best cards he could have hoped for and still fucked it up.
January 1, 2026 at 10:26 PM
He was dealt the best cards he could have hoped for and still fucked it up.
I used to mod a source game server and I've seen my share of ERROR placeholders.
December 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I used to mod a source game server and I've seen my share of ERROR placeholders.
I've been really disappointed a few times when I've seen something liked/shared by people I like that's obvious ai slop.
December 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I've been really disappointed a few times when I've seen something liked/shared by people I like that's obvious ai slop.
Americans think we're fancy and upper class, Europeans think we're all sunburnt drunkards. It's quite funny actually.
December 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Americans think we're fancy and upper class, Europeans think we're all sunburnt drunkards. It's quite funny actually.
Now to our field reporter "smoking big doinks out in Amish".
December 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Now to our field reporter "smoking big doinks out in Amish".
Your precident is "oh no, rich people are being hurt" scum
December 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Your precident is "oh no, rich people are being hurt" scum
I closed that video so fast. I reacted like it was a spider or something.
December 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I closed that video so fast. I reacted like it was a spider or something.
Been listening to Gorillaz for 20 something years and they hit me with this weeks after I work this out about myself. I'll add it onto the growing pile of "coincidences" lmao.
December 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Been listening to Gorillaz for 20 something years and they hit me with this weeks after I work this out about myself. I'll add it onto the growing pile of "coincidences" lmao.
If sonic lied to me I'll be crushed.
December 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
If sonic lied to me I'll be crushed.
Hour? Hour and a half?
December 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Hour? Hour and a half?
Nice job radio 4 intern.
December 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Nice job radio 4 intern.
"Stop complaining about us drinking up all the tax money"
December 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
"Stop complaining about us drinking up all the tax money"
There's no porn for you here Aaron.
December 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
There's no porn for you here Aaron.
Approaching maximum blankey
December 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Approaching maximum blankey
Never been done. Impossible to know if someone can pull it off.
December 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Never been done. Impossible to know if someone can pull it off.
Make sure the don't catch you on the edge of the spatula and crack you open.
December 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Make sure the don't catch you on the edge of the spatula and crack you open.
Whoms't among us...
December 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Whoms't among us...
They all have to be round though. And round tables are the worst.
December 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
They all have to be round though. And round tables are the worst.
He knows what he did.
December 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
He knows what he did.