Jon Jones
@jonisalis.bsky.social
Your Common-Or-Garden millenial.
More half abandoned hobbies than I can count.
Recovering from long covid, riddled with anxiety.
He/They
More half abandoned hobbies than I can count.
Recovering from long covid, riddled with anxiety.
He/They
I'm so fucking sorry for inflicting a dj khaled gif on this.
January 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I'm so fucking sorry for inflicting a dj khaled gif on this.
I don't know what's worse. When they try to leave it open for a sequel or when they get told they're not getting another series and have to rush to think of an ending.
January 7, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I don't know what's worse. When they try to leave it open for a sequel or when they get told they're not getting another series and have to rush to think of an ending.
Why stop there? Why not go back to burning a lump of peat in the middle of the room?
January 7, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Why stop there? Why not go back to burning a lump of peat in the middle of the room?
Frozen Limonana, i'm a fiend for Lemon flavour and mint is just gonna make that hit harder.
January 5, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Frozen Limonana, i'm a fiend for Lemon flavour and mint is just gonna make that hit harder.
Playing football in the street (Northern UK) and dove to save a goal. Split my head open on a brick wall.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
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January 5, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Playing football in the street (Northern UK) and dove to save a goal. Split my head open on a brick wall.
He're an engagement to help bump you back up.
January 5, 2026 at 10:28 PM
He're an engagement to help bump you back up.
Yeah I bought a pack of these expecting them to be spicy.
January 5, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Yeah I bought a pack of these expecting them to be spicy.
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It’s times like this that it’s great that Alistair Campbell hosts the biggest political podcast in the UK.
Because, if anyone’s gonna have an insight into shakily-justified invasions…
Because, if anyone’s gonna have an insight into shakily-justified invasions…
January 4, 2026 at 1:44 PM
It’s times like this that it’s great that Alistair Campbell hosts the biggest political podcast in the UK.
Because, if anyone’s gonna have an insight into shakily-justified invasions…
Because, if anyone’s gonna have an insight into shakily-justified invasions…
He was dealt the best cards he could have hoped for and still fucked it up.
January 1, 2026 at 10:26 PM
He was dealt the best cards he could have hoped for and still fucked it up.
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So many grand hopes for 2026. So few that I can put into words without violating Bluesky's community guidelines.
December 31, 2025 at 12:09 PM
So many grand hopes for 2026. So few that I can put into words without violating Bluesky's community guidelines.
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TURN ON THE ORB! THEY HIT THE FUCKING SPIRES!
December 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
TURN ON THE ORB! THEY HIT THE FUCKING SPIRES!
I used to mod a source game server and I've seen my share of ERROR placeholders.
December 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I used to mod a source game server and I've seen my share of ERROR placeholders.
I've been really disappointed a few times when I've seen something liked/shared by people I like that's obvious ai slop.
December 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I've been really disappointed a few times when I've seen something liked/shared by people I like that's obvious ai slop.
Forgot that Fallout season 2 had started so I'm watching episode 1 now. Just got to the end of Cooper's part at the start and god it's so fallout. Bleak irony and capitalist hell.
December 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Forgot that Fallout season 2 had started so I'm watching episode 1 now. Just got to the end of Cooper's part at the start and god it's so fallout. Bleak irony and capitalist hell.
Americans think we're fancy and upper class, Europeans think we're all sunburnt drunkards. It's quite funny actually.
December 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Americans think we're fancy and upper class, Europeans think we're all sunburnt drunkards. It's quite funny actually.
Now to our field reporter "smoking big doinks out in Amish".
December 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Now to our field reporter "smoking big doinks out in Amish".
Your precident is "oh no, rich people are being hurt" scum
December 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Your precident is "oh no, rich people are being hurt" scum
I closed that video so fast. I reacted like it was a spider or something.
December 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I closed that video so fast. I reacted like it was a spider or something.
Been listening to Gorillaz for 20 something years and they hit me with this weeks after I work this out about myself. I'll add it onto the growing pile of "coincidences" lmao.
December 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Been listening to Gorillaz for 20 something years and they hit me with this weeks after I work this out about myself. I'll add it onto the growing pile of "coincidences" lmao.
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Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
If sonic lied to me I'll be crushed.
December 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
If sonic lied to me I'll be crushed.
Hour? Hour and a half?
December 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Hour? Hour and a half?
Nice job radio 4 intern.
December 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Nice job radio 4 intern.