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Jonnyscout
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Your favorite lactose-intolerant titan.

Gender? I hardly know 'er.

Elminster Big Naturals.
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While in India, a monkey stole the sugar bowl off my MIL'S table. She told the waiter, who left & returned with a pistol. Told her, far too casually, to shoot the monkey if he came back. 😬
March 21, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Shame it'll never pass, we work until we die in this country and fuck you if you want a livable wage for it. You'll rent the air you breathe if the overlords deem it so, you own nothing!
March 16, 2024 at 8:06 AM
With her bonkin stick
March 16, 2024 at 8:01 AM
From the river, to the sea.
March 16, 2024 at 7:56 AM
This is the kind of shit I come here for
March 16, 2024 at 7:51 AM
Is that the night time day time bird?
March 16, 2024 at 7:48 AM
I've been saying for years, prevent congress from being able to play the stock market, take outside money, or be paid in any way other than their salary. Then, set their salary equal to the median individual's income of their representative district or territory. Boom. Watch em get shit done.
March 16, 2024 at 7:45 AM
I can hear the music already
March 16, 2024 at 6:52 AM
Old office buildings are a good start probably, there's at least electricity, heat and running water with plenty of space.
March 16, 2024 at 6:51 AM
I think I had a mild aneurysm reading the second half
March 16, 2024 at 6:46 AM
Almost makes you long for a mild summer on the coast somewhere
March 16, 2024 at 6:44 AM
Homie's on his grindset. Introduce him to Balatro if he has a device for it!
March 16, 2024 at 6:37 AM
And yet we still can't get them back in Minnesota
December 7, 2023 at 2:03 PM