Jonnyscout
@jonnyscout.bsky.social
Your favorite lactose-intolerant titan.
Gender? I hardly know 'er.
Elminster Big Naturals.
Gender? I hardly know 'er.
Elminster Big Naturals.
So, president-elect Elon Musk is trying to call the shots in congress already? I wonder how his VP, Donald Trump, is taking this news.
December 21, 2024 at 1:26 AM
So, president-elect Elon Musk is trying to call the shots in congress already? I wonder how his VP, Donald Trump, is taking this news.
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Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In
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November 19, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In
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While in India, a monkey stole the sugar bowl off my MIL'S table. She told the waiter, who left & returned with a pistol. Told her, far too casually, to shoot the monkey if he came back. 😬
March 21, 2024 at 12:19 AM
While in India, a monkey stole the sugar bowl off my MIL'S table. She told the waiter, who left & returned with a pistol. Told her, far too casually, to shoot the monkey if he came back. 😬
PLEASE let Trump's properties get repossessed and used as temporary housing for homeless people, it would be so fucking funny. I'd give up drinking water for the universe to have this happen.
Extending Trump's tax cuts will cost $3.5 trillion over a decade.
This is why Trump wants to cut Social Security.
So he can take a lifetime of earned benefits away from working people and gift it to the rich.
It's reverse Robin Hood.
This is why Trump wants to cut Social Security.
So he can take a lifetime of earned benefits away from working people and gift it to the rich.
It's reverse Robin Hood.
March 18, 2024 at 8:28 PM
PLEASE let Trump's properties get repossessed and used as temporary housing for homeless people, it would be so fucking funny. I'd give up drinking water for the universe to have this happen.
If tiktok gets banned, where tf am I supposed to go for my world news coverage, obscure short-form memes and funny cat videos? Instagram Reels? YouTube Shorts? I don't fuckin think so.
March 16, 2024 at 6:30 AM
If tiktok gets banned, where tf am I supposed to go for my world news coverage, obscure short-form memes and funny cat videos? Instagram Reels? YouTube Shorts? I don't fuckin think so.
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With friends like Adin Ross, who needs enemies, eh? Waiting with bated breath for Andrew Tate to be brought to the justice a scumbag like him deserves.
March 16, 2024 at 6:24 AM
With friends like Adin Ross, who needs enemies, eh? Waiting with bated breath for Andrew Tate to be brought to the justice a scumbag like him deserves.
Game Awards rigged against Pizza Tower. Literally never heard of Cocoon until the nominees came out, Pizza Tower has 10x the amount of reviews on Steam.
December 8, 2023 at 4:36 AM
Game Awards rigged against Pizza Tower. Literally never heard of Cocoon until the nominees came out, Pizza Tower has 10x the amount of reviews on Steam.