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They say the one without the seatbelt did the damage. Mostly movies, games and videos. Terrible opinions, rarely serious. He/him.
"Dad, can we watch the song from Zootropolis?"

Ok, I suppose. If we must.
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Democracy!
December 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
In a meeting soon. Must try and avoid using the "not my money, not my problem" face.
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Just seen those Ilona Maher pics.
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Looking to buy a cassette tape holder but for card games.
December 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
So close.
December 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
"So I saw movies in the cinema..."
December 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Next up:
December 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Oh FFS, can't a guy listen to Fleetwood Mac the odd time.
December 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Shaun the Sheep (Repeat)
December 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Finished this. Really bloody good. It plays out a lot like a certain Andor arc (but gooey-er) but to say which one would spoil the fun.
December 3, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Gah, I saw that Vader/Obi Wan fan made fight again.
December 3, 2025 at 12:54 PM
My most-used words in 2025 were:

1. "game" (133×)
2. "watch" (70×)
3. "movie" (65×)
4. "kids" (64×)
5. "wife" (63×)

This tracks.
December 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
December 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Quentin Tarantino sure is saying a lot of things about integrity in film for someone who just did a Fortnite collaboration.
December 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"But the choreography..."
December 1, 2025 at 11:55 AM
December 1, 2025 at 11:44 AM
December 1, 2025 at 11:43 AM
December 1, 2025 at 10:13 AM
December 1st and I've already heard this before 8AM.
December 1, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Apologies if you already know this, but get yourself a Minifig scanner so you can see what's inside before you buy.
November 30, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Purchase.
November 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
God of War

I love it so much. The story. The combat. The axe. An all timer.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
November 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
"We haven't been fed yet."
November 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I think my wife has PTSD from the Weekly Planet intro to a Caravan of Garbage video.
November 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM