jonathan
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They say the one without the seatbelt did the damage. Mostly movies, games and videos. Terrible opinions, rarely serious. He/him.
I mean, it's been my favourite film since I was 8. boxd.it/bYRRI5
A ★★★★★ review of Back to the Future (1985)
"Time circuits, on. Flux capacitor...fluxing." A perfect film.
boxd.it
December 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I mean, it's been my favourite film since I was 8. boxd.it/bYRRI5
Watching Back to the Future with the boy and reminded that the repeated scenes across the trilogy with Marty waking up after being knocked out in each film are so great.
December 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Watching Back to the Future with the boy and reminded that the repeated scenes across the trilogy with Marty waking up after being knocked out in each film are so great.
Impressive how much of a prick they immediately make Heimdall that you just can't wait to kill him.
So anyway, I started playing God of War Ragnarok.
a man with a beard is standing in a dark room with a candle .
ALT: a man with a beard is standing in a dark room with a candle .
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December 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Impressive how much of a prick they immediately make Heimdall that you just can't wait to kill him.
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
Just seen those Ilona Maher pics.
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Just seen those Ilona Maher pics.
Started watching Kingdom with the kids. Daughter was doing fine until a gazelle got ate, and then dragged off nearly in two parts.
December 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Started watching Kingdom with the kids. Daughter was doing fine until a gazelle got ate, and then dragged off nearly in two parts.
Not to bum everyone out but "a four foot box."
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Not to bum everyone out but "a four foot box."
Looking to buy a cassette tape holder but for card games.
December 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Looking to buy a cassette tape holder but for card games.
Son wanted to play EA FC and I obliged, thinking yer old man has played FIFA from 94 to 09, I'll beat him easily.
He thumped me, lads. Twice. And was so smug with it too. I've never come closer to unleashing a tirade of unrepeatable words directly at my own flesh and blood.
He thumped me, lads. Twice. And was so smug with it too. I've never come closer to unleashing a tirade of unrepeatable words directly at my own flesh and blood.
December 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Son wanted to play EA FC and I obliged, thinking yer old man has played FIFA from 94 to 09, I'll beat him easily.
He thumped me, lads. Twice. And was so smug with it too. I've never come closer to unleashing a tirade of unrepeatable words directly at my own flesh and blood.
He thumped me, lads. Twice. And was so smug with it too. I've never come closer to unleashing a tirade of unrepeatable words directly at my own flesh and blood.
MAKE US WHOLE
This is the most horrific trophy I’ve ever seen. It looks like a cursed object found in a desert crypt.
December 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
MAKE US WHOLE
"So I saw movies in the cinema..."
December 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
"So I saw movies in the cinema..."
Absolutely soaked doing the school run. Like, through to the bone.
December 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Absolutely soaked doing the school run. Like, through to the bone.
Is the internet down? Because that would really improve my Friday in work.
December 5, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Is the internet down? Because that would really improve my Friday in work.
I watched some House of Games, because Vittorio Angelone was on it, and it continues to infuriate me how thick (some) celebs are.
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I watched some House of Games, because Vittorio Angelone was on it, and it continues to infuriate me how thick (some) celebs are.
Ready or Not was fun and all but it's no You're Next.
New one looks like it could be good though.
New one looks like it could be good though.
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Ready or Not was fun and all but it's no You're Next.
New one looks like it could be good though.
New one looks like it could be good though.
Oh FFS, can't a guy listen to Fleetwood Mac the odd time.
December 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Oh FFS, can't a guy listen to Fleetwood Mac the odd time.
Finished this. Really bloody good. It plays out a lot like a certain Andor arc (but gooey-er) but to say which one would spoil the fun.
December 3, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Finished this. Really bloody good. It plays out a lot like a certain Andor arc (but gooey-er) but to say which one would spoil the fun.
Gah, I saw that Vader/Obi Wan fan made fight again.
December 3, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Gah, I saw that Vader/Obi Wan fan made fight again.
My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "game" (133×)
2. "watch" (70×)
3. "movie" (65×)
4. "kids" (64×)
5. "wife" (63×)
This tracks.
1. "game" (133×)
2. "watch" (70×)
3. "movie" (65×)
4. "kids" (64×)
5. "wife" (63×)
This tracks.
December 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "game" (133×)
2. "watch" (70×)
3. "movie" (65×)
4. "kids" (64×)
5. "wife" (63×)
This tracks.
1. "game" (133×)
2. "watch" (70×)
3. "movie" (65×)
4. "kids" (64×)
5. "wife" (63×)
This tracks.
Think I might be done with Welcome to Derry.
Or "It, But Longer."
Or "It, But Longer."
They're gonna "Surf Dracula" Pennywise, aren't they?
Starting Welcome to Derry. What a delightfully upsetting opening ten minutes.
December 2, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Think I might be done with Welcome to Derry.
Or "It, But Longer."
Or "It, But Longer."
Saw a trailer for The Housemaid and had the not very pleasant realisation that Amanda Seyfried isn't the titular housemaid, SHE'S THE MUM.
December 2, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Saw a trailer for The Housemaid and had the not very pleasant realisation that Amanda Seyfried isn't the titular housemaid, SHE'S THE MUM.
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
Respectfully...
December 2, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Respectfully...
Quentin Tarantino sure is saying a lot of things about integrity in film for someone who just did a Fortnite collaboration.
December 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Quentin Tarantino sure is saying a lot of things about integrity in film for someone who just did a Fortnite collaboration.
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COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
COMING SOON: AI + Guy™