jonathan
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They say the one without the seatbelt did the damage. Mostly movies, games and videos. Terrible opinions, rarely serious. He/him.
It's wild to me that people think Dave Bautista is a good actor because he put on a pair of small glasses in Blade Runner once, when everything else he's been in has been unmitigated dogshit.
January 31, 2026 at 3:02 PM
It's wild to me that people think Dave Bautista is a good actor because he put on a pair of small glasses in Blade Runner once, when everything else he's been in has been unmitigated dogshit.
Having A Sore Tummy A Lot Should Be A Protected Characteristic
January 31, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Having A Sore Tummy A Lot Should Be A Protected Characteristic
At my parents.
Both of them get phone calls at the same time, they're both talking to the caller, both of them on speakerphone IN THE SAME ROOM.
Both of them get phone calls at the same time, they're both talking to the caller, both of them on speakerphone IN THE SAME ROOM.
January 30, 2026 at 6:32 PM
At my parents.
Both of them get phone calls at the same time, they're both talking to the caller, both of them on speakerphone IN THE SAME ROOM.
Both of them get phone calls at the same time, they're both talking to the caller, both of them on speakerphone IN THE SAME ROOM.
Crying in the club* because of a really nice post about the boy in the school app.
*at my desk in work
*at my desk in work
January 30, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Crying in the club* because of a really nice post about the boy in the school app.
*at my desk in work
*at my desk in work
So, given Requiem is out soon, should I play Resident Evils 5&6? They're the only ones I haven't played (of the mainline series), and I kind of want to fill in that blind spot even though I know they're not especially well liked.
January 30, 2026 at 1:06 PM
So, given Requiem is out soon, should I play Resident Evils 5&6? They're the only ones I haven't played (of the mainline series), and I kind of want to fill in that blind spot even though I know they're not especially well liked.
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The most remarkable feature of the new Nuremberg movie is that it gives us a specific alternative to the Jason Bourne meme
January 30, 2026 at 11:04 AM
The most remarkable feature of the new Nuremberg movie is that it gives us a specific alternative to the Jason Bourne meme
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january 30th: a partially formed mr. blobby stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before disappearing
January 30, 2026 at 9:42 AM
january 30th: a partially formed mr. blobby stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before disappearing
Listening to Adam Buxton's new book. The audiobook seems the best way to experience it.
January 30, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Listening to Adam Buxton's new book. The audiobook seems the best way to experience it.
Listening to Adam Buxton's new book. The audiobook feels like the best way to experience it.
January 30, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Listening to Adam Buxton's new book. The audiobook feels like the best way to experience it.
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They won't be laughing when they're wrongfully arrested in connection with a 1970s pub bombing
January 27, 2026 at 6:34 PM
They won't be laughing when they're wrongfully arrested in connection with a 1970s pub bombing
Looking respectfully at Nicola Coughlan dressed as a pirate in this new Bridgerton episode.
January 29, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Looking respectfully at Nicola Coughlan dressed as a pirate in this new Bridgerton episode.
So I'm 41 and therefore only tangentially aware of Sabrina Carpenter via clips I've heard of her music but listening to Man's Best Friend and it's really really good.
January 29, 2026 at 9:56 AM
So I'm 41 and therefore only tangentially aware of Sabrina Carpenter via clips I've heard of her music but listening to Man's Best Friend and it's really really good.
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have we tried delivering an extremely large unassuming wooden horse to the white house
January 28, 2026 at 12:02 PM
have we tried delivering an extremely large unassuming wooden horse to the white house
Ooh, I've never done this before. Got the countdown and all.
January 28, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Ooh, I've never done this before. Got the countdown and all.
It really is unfortunate that I saw the Family Guy parody of this before reading it/seeing the movie.
January 27, 2026 at 4:43 PM
It really is unfortunate that I saw the Family Guy parody of this before reading it/seeing the movie.
Would Paul Newman and Gary Oldman have anything in common?
Does anyone think Kevin Bacon and Alison Brie would work well together?
Do you think Kelsey Grammer and Tori Spelling would get on?
January 27, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Would Paul Newman and Gary Oldman have anything in common?
Lads I've woken up and my back's fucked, for no reason. Love that for me.
January 27, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Lads I've woken up and my back's fucked, for no reason. Love that for me.
Zach barely holding it together. It's an Aunty Donna sketch alright. youtu.be/lsgE3HZn2WY?...
Your Mother's New Boyfriend
YouTube video by Aunty Donna
youtu.be
January 26, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Zach barely holding it together. It's an Aunty Donna sketch alright. youtu.be/lsgE3HZn2WY?...
Discovered someone in my team has me saved as 'Johnny' in their contacts. With a H. Thinking of firing them now.
J-O-N-N-Y.
J-O-N-N-Y.
January 26, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Discovered someone in my team has me saved as 'Johnny' in their contacts. With a H. Thinking of firing them now.
J-O-N-N-Y.
J-O-N-N-Y.
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Bake Off judges have followed the same trajectory as Aunt May in Spider-Man films. I'm taking no further questions at this time.
January 26, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Bake Off judges have followed the same trajectory as Aunt May in Spider-Man films. I'm taking no further questions at this time.
In a world of a million Northern Irish/Irish "comedy" podcasts this one has really been making me laugh recently.
January 26, 2026 at 10:06 AM
In a world of a million Northern Irish/Irish "comedy" podcasts this one has really been making me laugh recently.
Starting this. Bookmark by daughter.
January 25, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Starting this. Bookmark by daughter.
Anyone else started this 'drinking hot water' thing?
January 24, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Anyone else started this 'drinking hot water' thing?
Playing Lego with my girl. I've made it infinitely better.
January 24, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Playing Lego with my girl. I've made it infinitely better.