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j🎃nathan

@jonocard.bsky.social

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They say the one without the seatbelt did the damage. Mostly movies, games and videos. Terrible opinions, rarely serious. He/him.

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j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 7h

Had to take the shower doors off so now I'm cleaning those as well, seals taken off and all.

j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 10h

Removing sealant from the shower, then clearing stubborn sealant from the shower then applying more sealant to the shower is exactly how I wanted to spend my Saturday.

j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 9h

This kept me awake last night. Either that or the fact that I had a coffee at half 6.

j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 10h

j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 10h

Removing sealant from the shower, then clearing stubborn sealant from the shower then applying more sealant to the shower is exactly how I wanted to spend my Saturday.

j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 12h

I've honestly not noticed with Creme Eggs. But there's such a gap between eating them, I don't think I could tell the difference.

j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 13h

That slogan doesn't even scan.

iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 15h

Omg

"We made some changes to McVitie's Penguin and Club earlier this year, where we are using a chocolate flavour coating with cocoa mass, rather than a chocolate coating. Sensory testing with consumers shows the new coatings deliver the same great taste as the originals," the McVitie's owner, Pladis, said in a statement.
Club's classic advertising slogan citing its chocolate content is no longer in use, replaced by: "If you like a lot of biscuit in your break, join our Club."

j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 1d

This is great. youtu.be/GQXyobpirjs?...

Aunty Donna Do an Escape Room

YouTube video by Aunty Donna

j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 1d

Haha, I'll stop talking about it. I promise. Shit's scary though.

j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, I didn't like that.

j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck me.

j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 1d

Lads I'm scared

j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 1d

Very true.

j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 1d

Fuuuuuuck this old people's home.

j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 1d

Only on Xbox

=(

youtu.be/CDmvkGUSWzI?...

Keeper - Official Launch Trailer

YouTube video by Double Fine

Reposted by j🎃nathan

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d

Back when posting was good

@BustaRhymes
SHOULD I BUY A HOUSE... or.. A LINK TO A PICTURE OF A PIXELATED MONKEY
7:49 AM • 10/15/21 • Twitter for iPhone
4,001 Retweets 677 Quote Tweets 26.5K Likes
NFTea Expert @NFTeaExpert • 7h
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Replying to @BustaRhymes
Houses are often more of a liability than an asset unless you can make it cash flow or you are flipping

j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 1d

Involuntarily said "Jesus Christ" when I saw that Ashley Graham post on Instagram just now.

j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 1d

Incredible. A letter too. Can't even blame that on autocorrect.

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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · Feb 23

Pisses me off that we’re stardust with the gift of conscious existence and having to spend our time on all this bullshit.

j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 1d

Thankfully either my boss didn't clock it or just let it slide.

j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 1d

At least they're warm.

j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 1d

My Gen Z staff member when I ask them anything:

j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 1d

Typed 'shit' instead of 'shift' in an email to my boss.

"If I needed to change my shit..."

Man sat at a desk with a pained expression on his face giving a thumbs up.

j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 1d

I reckon I'd like it, but you're the only person I've seen talking about it.

j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 1d

Although I should probably finish both Alan Wake 2 and Death Stranding 2 before buying any new games.

j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 1d

Discovered I have £85 in CEX credit. Tempted by Astro Boy and/or Cronos.