jon "jonphaedrus" phaedrus
@jonphaedrus.bsky.social
it/its. i write fanned fiction & watch opera & fuck mountains. famously normal about K2 and claudio desderi. #uncasoassaibizzarro coming mar2026.
fanfiction: https://archiveofourown.org/users/jonphaedrus
opera: https://leporelli.dreamwidth.org/
fanfiction: https://archiveofourown.org/users/jonphaedrus
opera: https://leporelli.dreamwidth.org/
the pattern is this one, with stone barn fibers summer solstice (the orange gradient) and some yarn i have genuinely no idea what it is but i bought it in munich as the other www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...
Hely pattern by Tiina Kuu
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November 30, 2025 at 10:53 AM
the pattern is this one, with stone barn fibers summer solstice (the orange gradient) and some yarn i have genuinely no idea what it is but i bought it in munich as the other www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...
i should really finish ……………….slime man. i need to reveal what mt stands for. and also whether or not ardyn and cor will ever get married.
November 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
i should really finish ……………….slime man. i need to reveal what mt stands for. and also whether or not ardyn and cor will ever get married.
im so glad they never tried to make him straight. woulda been a helluva thing.
November 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
im so glad they never tried to make him straight. woulda been a helluva thing.
i wonder why i tweeted about something that never happened. fortunately i dont remember it!
November 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
i wonder why i tweeted about something that never happened. fortunately i dont remember it!
anyway you dodged a bullet with the dlc. it wouldve been very cool if they made an episode ardyn. but they never did! oh well. too bad.
November 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
anyway you dodged a bullet with the dlc. it wouldve been very cool if they made an episode ardyn. but they never did! oh well. too bad.
HOW TO DISARM AND RELAX YOUR FUTURE DAUGHTER IN LAW 101: SHOW UP IN A CAR SO DIRTY IT'S ALMOST ART
November 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
HOW TO DISARM AND RELAX YOUR FUTURE DAUGHTER IN LAW 101: SHOW UP IN A CAR SO DIRTY IT'S ALMOST ART
(thinks about giannetta meeting dandini when he shows up driving that piece of shit) (loses my mind) SHE WOULD HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO MAKE OF HIM. HE IS TOO SELF-AWARE.
November 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
(thinks about giannetta meeting dandini when he shows up driving that piece of shit) (loses my mind) SHE WOULD HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO MAKE OF HIM. HE IS TOO SELF-AWARE.
the hilux obviously is unkillable nobody questions that. i think the going theory in the family about the prius is that it's held together by the mud spatters and if you washed it the entire car would instantly collapse like a comedy bit.
November 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
the hilux obviously is unkillable nobody questions that. i think the going theory in the family about the prius is that it's held together by the mud spatters and if you washed it the entire car would instantly collapse like a comedy bit.
anyway there's no way the front bumper is not diy'd back onto his prius. it has fallen off again at least twice more one time when magnifico slammed the door too hard and when the bumper fell onto the driveway dandini was like "dont worry about it. it's just tape."
November 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
anyway there's no way the front bumper is not diy'd back onto his prius. it has fallen off again at least twice more one time when magnifico slammed the door too hard and when the bumper fell onto the driveway dandini was like "dont worry about it. it's just tape."
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November 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
in the shower i realized. he's a property manager who specializes in 400+yo homes. he does CONSTANT renovations. he is hauling dirt and rocks and cement and huge random wooden boards and all kinds of junk all the time everywhere. he does not do that in a hatchback prius. what is his work car.
November 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
in the shower i realized. he's a property manager who specializes in 400+yo homes. he does CONSTANT renovations. he is hauling dirt and rocks and cement and huge random wooden boards and all kinds of junk all the time everywhere. he does not do that in a hatchback prius. what is his work car.
dandini's, as previously established, is a silver 2006 toyota prius with 250,000 miles+ on it that he's driven all over europe and he will drive until it quite literally falls apart onto the ground at which point he will probably cry and grieve over it for 3-6mo.
November 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
dandini's, as previously established, is a silver 2006 toyota prius with 250,000 miles+ on it that he's driven all over europe and he will drive until it quite literally falls apart onto the ground at which point he will probably cry and grieve over it for 3-6mo.
that is. truly fascinating. and what a strange world we live in.
November 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
that is. truly fascinating. and what a strange world we live in.