jon "jonphaedrus" phaedrus
@jonphaedrus.bsky.social
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it/its. i write fanned fiction & watch opera & fuck mountains. famously normal about K2 and claudio desderi. #uncasoassaibizzarro coming mar2026. fanfiction: https://archiveofourown.org/users/jonphaedrus opera: https://leporelli.dreamwidth.org/
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jonphaedrus.bsky.social
lan said to do the noah coded characters meme so uh. here. i had three of these four on hand already. honorary mention goes to francis crozier who i put on the other one but i had to keep this to the most jrpg branded bullshit i could.
simpsons "local man ruins everything" image but the man is alexei dinoia on top of zaude simpsons "local man ruins everything" image but the man is gaius baelsar in the burn simpsons "local man ruins everything" image but the man is wiegraf folles simpsons "local man ruins everything" image but the man is noah gabranth
jonphaedrus.bsky.social
my feet are as warm in these tiny thin little ass socks i made myself as they are in my giant megathick special warming socks. wool is magic.
jonphaedrus.bsky.social
literally i was done with the gusset for the second one earlier and i was like. no i need these tonight. and just crashed through the rest of it in a couple hours (it helps ive not been able to sit anywhere but on my heating pad all day so i was Motivated)
jonphaedrus.bsky.social
sock test: success. i will be honest with you. these are unbelievably comfy cozy warm. the only way they could be better is if i'd made the toes slightly longer bc i have really long toes but i will remember that for next time.
my feet, wearing a pair of hand-knit ankle roll socks in very dark blue with green and pink aurora color stripes
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
2? Questions
I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?
jonphaedrus.bsky.social
tender eye contact right before the axe goes down.... my god
jonphaedrus.bsky.social
if i ever read another book that's massive bc the cast is huge rather than bc it needs to be massive i will shriek
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
jonphaedrus.bsky.social
we hit ep4 of wolf hall and they really looked at this series and went "so did cromwell and more fuck"
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marisakabas.bsky.social
"a test"? you mean...a violation?
AP: Israel plans to halve aid into Gaza over slow return of dead hostages, a test for the Gaza ceasefire
jonphaedrus.bsky.social
im looking forward to when some of the gender scholars read it so you can all weigh in on what the Fuck his deal is.
jonphaedrus.bsky.social
i know this is my book and these are my characters but i cannot stress enough how little i understand magnifico's gender
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displacerbeast.bsky.social
a couple paissas for @motheatenwizard.bsky.social 🧡

these customs were SOOO much fun to make and they accompanied with some really long ribbon fringe! i love a long fringe!

#ffxiv #nativebeadwork #beadwork
native made beaded earrings of paissas from final fantasy 14 with long ribbon fringe dangles native made beaded earrings of paissas from final fantasy 14 with long ribbon fringe dangles close up
jonphaedrus.bsky.social
(note: "cisswap" here is being used with the most liberal definition possible because i don't know what his deal is and more crucially, i do not want to)
jonphaedrus.bsky.social
magnifico would not wear cologne because he is fucking pathetic and doesnt think he deserves it, but cisswap!magnifico would wear so much perfume it is possibly inhumane and dandini would still want to ram her like a monster truck derby
jonphaedrus.bsky.social
this post is about "L'amico anche su quelle prove farà d'amor."
jonphaedrus.bsky.social
tearing leporello apart with myt eeth
jonphaedrus.bsky.social
the magic trick is actually: start going blind and stop noticing so your glasses are always filthy and you cant even tell 90% of the time
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rosalarian.bsky.social
I'm seeing friends go back in the closet and my heart hurts for them. They shouldn't need to do this. This is so awful. Queer and trans people are always made to choose between safety and freedom. We deserve both, but many of us get neither. I ache for my people.
jonphaedrus.bsky.social
sometimes i look at photos from minuet breeders and stare at every Beast they have and they all look like recolored zeloses and it brings me so much joy
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teejcarlson.bsky.social
Today is Indigenous Peoples’ Day.
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pickles4nickles.bsky.social
Sometimes it really be like

You're not insane

You just need to move out of your parents' place
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bevismusson.bsky.social
Mr Poland shows us that not *everyone* in Europe fucked it badly this year. It's not the most thrilling look but it is clean, well done and interesting. If only the rest of Europe had taken note (and believe me, we're not done on that front yet...)
A photo of a contestant at Mister Global 2025