Jon 🐘 🧛🏻🎤🎭
@jonvertuno.bsky.social
NYC based movie, theater, drag, music, and book lover. Tend to voice only the most extreme feelings towards certain artists/genres!
Mostly here to look at cats and cute man butts and sometimes make a snarky remark.
Mostly here to look at cats and cute man butts and sometimes make a snarky remark.
He’ll, you want a letter of deep concern? I’ll send a strongly worded letter myself:
January 5, 2026 at 10:10 PM
He’ll, you want a letter of deep concern? I’ll send a strongly worded letter myself:
Can’t find a gif of the moment but I read this and instantly broke into a saxophone solo to rip open my shirt that says “I’m with stupid” and then climb a ladder to belt a high note to end the song (pic from sane show will just have to suffice!)
January 1, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Can’t find a gif of the moment but I read this and instantly broke into a saxophone solo to rip open my shirt that says “I’m with stupid” and then climb a ladder to belt a high note to end the song (pic from sane show will just have to suffice!)
Or my bad. I should’ve sent the photo of aunt Gladys from weapons…she’s probably more the mood for your current state
December 20, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Or my bad. I should’ve sent the photo of aunt Gladys from weapons…she’s probably more the mood for your current state
Set things on fire?! All she gives me is an even more made up “my kids are listening to kids boo” lady - no power in her “death stare” - if she looked at me with that - I’d be like…and what are you gonna do about it Bitch? Take another Xanax”
December 14, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Set things on fire?! All she gives me is an even more made up “my kids are listening to kids boo” lady - no power in her “death stare” - if she looked at me with that - I’d be like…and what are you gonna do about it Bitch? Take another Xanax”
It’s the cross over we didn’t know we needed! Phantom and Spelling Bee! “The magical ‘foot’ monsieur!”
December 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
It’s the cross over we didn’t know we needed! Phantom and Spelling Bee! “The magical ‘foot’ monsieur!”
If his “heart” is so young…then why is he so afraid of escalators?
October 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
If his “heart” is so young…then why is he so afraid of escalators?
Love having a neighborhood bar! And I have a few good options too! (The stoop beers from my neighbors are also fun times!)
September 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Love having a neighborhood bar! And I have a few good options too! (The stoop beers from my neighbors are also fun times!)
It would be like having my own personal garden in the little mermaid…but as long as I can watch from my roof top… I’ve got a perfect view…I’ll bring snacks, you bring the lawn chair
September 9, 2025 at 11:24 AM
It would be like having my own personal garden in the little mermaid…but as long as I can watch from my roof top… I’ve got a perfect view…I’ll bring snacks, you bring the lawn chair
That’s me in the corner (year round 😜🫣😩)
September 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
That’s me in the corner (year round 😜🫣😩)
The NYT predicting Death Becomes Her will win the Best Musical Tony would be my dreams coming true. Let’s be honest - I think I’m the only who despised MHE so I’m really pulling for DBH, Operation Mincemeat, Dead Outlaw, Buena Vista Social Club, then MHE. #Salty
May 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The NYT predicting Death Becomes Her will win the Best Musical Tony would be my dreams coming true. Let’s be honest - I think I’m the only who despised MHE so I’m really pulling for DBH, Operation Mincemeat, Dead Outlaw, Buena Vista Social Club, then MHE. #Salty
I mean, you’re not wrong, she technically died three times in 97. But she got resurrected once so we’ll count that as a tiny victory
April 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I mean, you’re not wrong, she technically died three times in 97. But she got resurrected once so we’ll count that as a tiny victory
There’s the “edit” version which is more like 3? It cuts most of Ari’s stuff and a lot of the interstitial moments. It’s a worth a shot to try to bamboozle back?
April 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
There’s the “edit” version which is more like 3? It cuts most of Ari’s stuff and a lot of the interstitial moments. It’s a worth a shot to try to bamboozle back?
We may be getting a teaser soon. They showed one at cinemacon today and this poster leaked last week. I’m stoked for November…now if only we can make it there
April 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
We may be getting a teaser soon. They showed one at cinemacon today and this poster leaked last week. I’m stoked for November…now if only we can make it there
Lurv ewe! Despise pithy LMM (especially when you can be an even shadier bitch by not quoting him and just using the original source material…but I’m also a bitter, jaded Queen who doesn’t bow down to everything that that man does).
March 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Lurv ewe! Despise pithy LMM (especially when you can be an even shadier bitch by not quoting him and just using the original source material…but I’m also a bitter, jaded Queen who doesn’t bow down to everything that that man does).
A friend posted this years ago and it made me giggle then and it makes me giggle now!
February 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
A friend posted this years ago and it made me giggle then and it makes me giggle now!
I’m also gonna sadly admit that this is the time period that I thought Laura Kinney was a terrible actress…I didn’t get it. My frontal cortex was too stupid! But that changed in the early 2000s and I regret that I’ve Only seen her live on stage once! Now I love that woman!
February 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I’m also gonna sadly admit that this is the time period that I thought Laura Kinney was a terrible actress…I didn’t get it. My frontal cortex was too stupid! But that changed in the early 2000s and I regret that I’ve Only seen her live on stage once! Now I love that woman!
I mean…they’re just people. I hope not a single representative or senator or judge or council member or ceo eat in peace. Walk in a store in peace. Exist in peace!
February 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I mean…they’re just people. I hope not a single representative or senator or judge or council member or ceo eat in peace. Walk in a store in peace. Exist in peace!
