Jon 🐘 🧛🏻🎤🎭
@jonvertuno.bsky.social
NYC based movie, theater, drag, music, and book lover. Tend to voice only the most extreme feelings towards certain artists/genres!
Mostly here to look at cats and cute man butts and sometimes make a snarky remark.
Mostly here to look at cats and cute man butts and sometimes make a snarky remark.
Who doesn’t love a little camp?
a woman with a surprised look on her face says " umm yes please "
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December 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Who doesn’t love a little camp?
I’ve never heard of this…just looked it up…looks pulpy and trashy AND there’s a sequel. I may read just for shits and giggles lol.
December 26, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I’ve never heard of this…just looked it up…looks pulpy and trashy AND there’s a sequel. I may read just for shits and giggles lol.
This is an appropriate exception. Cause I still haven’t found another version better than these two adaptations.
a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman in a fairy costume in front of a brick wall .
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December 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This is an appropriate exception. Cause I still haven’t found another version better than these two adaptations.
Or my bad. I should’ve sent the photo of aunt Gladys from weapons…she’s probably more the mood for your current state
December 20, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Or my bad. I should’ve sent the photo of aunt Gladys from weapons…she’s probably more the mood for your current state
I believe in you and your ability to fight this cold. But until then. You be a disheveled and exhausted cat and drink your electrolytes and catch as much sleep as you can!
a fluffy cat is sitting on a wooden table looking at the camera .
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December 20, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I believe in you and your ability to fight this cold. But until then. You be a disheveled and exhausted cat and drink your electrolytes and catch as much sleep as you can!
Lolol. I’m in Munich - so it’s already morning lolol. But yes lolol
December 20, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Lolol. I’m in Munich - so it’s already morning lolol. But yes lolol
If both of them could just disappear … I’d be grateful. But if you’re gonna put yourselves into situations…I can’t help but ask the only time I see these assholes is when they get hurt. I do get a bit of schadenfreude
a woman wearing sunglasses and a red jacket is pointing up with the words " this " above her
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December 20, 2025 at 7:51 AM
If both of them could just disappear … I’d be grateful. But if you’re gonna put yourselves into situations…I can’t help but ask the only time I see these assholes is when they get hurt. I do get a bit of schadenfreude
Set things on fire?! All she gives me is an even more made up “my kids are listening to kids boo” lady - no power in her “death stare” - if she looked at me with that - I’d be like…and what are you gonna do about it Bitch? Take another Xanax”
December 14, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Set things on fire?! All she gives me is an even more made up “my kids are listening to kids boo” lady - no power in her “death stare” - if she looked at me with that - I’d be like…and what are you gonna do about it Bitch? Take another Xanax”
And originated the role off-Broadway! We Stan our funny, multi-hyphenated Queen
a woman is sitting in a living room and saying `` i can t think of anything hotter '' .
ALT: a woman is sitting in a living room and saying `` i can t think of anything hotter '' .
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December 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
And originated the role off-Broadway! We Stan our funny, multi-hyphenated Queen
Of course I have reached an age where I regret not talking to my grandparents about shit that I find interesting now but they’re decades gone now and my dad, who’s only been gone ~18 months - I would NEVER want to talk to an AI version. Miss me with this twilight zone/black mirror shit
December 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Of course I have reached an age where I regret not talking to my grandparents about shit that I find interesting now but they’re decades gone now and my dad, who’s only been gone ~18 months - I would NEVER want to talk to an AI version. Miss me with this twilight zone/black mirror shit
It’s the cross over we didn’t know we needed! Phantom and Spelling Bee! “The magical ‘foot’ monsieur!”
December 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
It’s the cross over we didn’t know we needed! Phantom and Spelling Bee! “The magical ‘foot’ monsieur!”
Massachusetts was less than an ideal time for me! Lolol
thor says we do not do that anymore those were dark times shamful times
ALT: thor says we do not do that anymore those were dark times shamful times
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December 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Massachusetts was less than an ideal time for me! Lolol
I was living in Malden and walked into a random direction every day and stumbled on the theater in revere and this was the next moving starting. And still one of the best memories of my time in Massachusetts lol
December 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I was living in Malden and walked into a random direction every day and stumbled on the theater in revere and this was the next moving starting. And still one of the best memories of my time in Massachusetts lol
Seriously. This movie is the one I went into completely blind & walked out going “that was a fucking masterpiece!” Fully marketed incorrectly but still one of the best storytelling in cinema. Like a full on beautiful fucking movie. And very little dialogue & I like Furiosa even if it was unnecessary
December 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Seriously. This movie is the one I went into completely blind & walked out going “that was a fucking masterpiece!” Fully marketed incorrectly but still one of the best storytelling in cinema. Like a full on beautiful fucking movie. And very little dialogue & I like Furiosa even if it was unnecessary
Why is it comforting yet also enlightening to realize I am absolutely a Carol?
December 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Why is it comforting yet also enlightening to realize I am absolutely a Carol?
Nope. This is gold. I spit take-d!
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Nope. This is gold. I spit take-d!
I miss riding my bike like I did before I had a car - the places I went - now I’m totally terrified of biking. even though visiting the Netherlands and Germany where there’s dedicated bike lanes and they’re used so well! Ahh such joy to have the first feeling of the wind in your hair!
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I miss riding my bike like I did before I had a car - the places I went - now I’m totally terrified of biking. even though visiting the Netherlands and Germany where there’s dedicated bike lanes and they’re used so well! Ahh such joy to have the first feeling of the wind in your hair!
